Shadow of the Colossal Donut/Quotes - Revision history

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Noiser at 16:58, October 11, 2024

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Noiser at 01:17, October 9, 2024

2024-10-09T01:17:14Z

Noiser: added more KBMN quotes

2024-10-08T17:57:56Z

added more KBMN quotes

Noiser: added intro and end cutscene quotes

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Believe in yourself, boy, even if I don't!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yo, Lard-ass, over here!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey -- Big Boy -- look at me!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey—Big Boy—look at me!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lard Lad! Say hello to Lard Dad!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm...giant metal donut!
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 :''[When Homer and Bart are fighting miniature Krusty dolls]''
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ew -- bugs dressed like clowns!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ew—bugs dressed like clowns!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gross -- little sports guys!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gross—little sports guys!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I wonder if I could eat these mini clowns?
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I wish I had my clown poison!
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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	As scary as that was, it was a pretty good workout.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	Ew, their creepy little fingers freak me out!
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}}	Help -- baby clowns!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}}	Help—baby clowns!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	I hate you, mini-Sports Krustys!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	Tiny Krustys are only half as funny!
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad making the billboard food come to life]''
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad's laser is making the food come to life! What a stroke of luck for local fatsos!
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The laser is making the billboard ad's foods become real -- this story will get me a local Emmy for sure!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The laser is making the billboard ad's foods become real—this story will get me a local Emmy for sure!
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad's hatch opening]''
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The monster is leaving the scene of his devastation! Will he return? If every other video game in history is any indication, I'll say "yes."
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I'd like to take this break in the action to say hello to Lenny - you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} He's running away -- Looks like Lard Lad is human after all! Well, not human. Forget it.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} He's running away—Looks like Lard Lad is human after all! Well, not human. Forget it.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting Homer or Bart getting knocked down/dying]''

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 :''[Introduction Cutscene]''
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Good evening, Springfield, Kent Brockman chasing local imbecile Homer Simpson and his delinquent son Bart, who have picked a fight with an out of control donut mascot statue!  Bart Simpson, are you and your father insane?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Good evening, Springfield, Kent Brockman chasing local imbecile Homer Simpson and his delinquent son Bart, who have picked a fight with an out of control donut mascot statue! Bart Simpson, are you and your father insane?
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hi Lenny! I'm on TV and I just said your name on TV!  Don't tell Carl!  Unless he sees this, in which case... Hi Carl!  Don't tell Lenny I said your name.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hi Lenny! I'm on TV and I just said your name on TV! Don't tell Carl! Unless he sees this, in which case... Hi Carl! Don't tell Lenny I said your name.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Anyways, gotta go!
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yo, Lard-ass, over here!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey -- Big Boy -- look at me!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lard Lad!  Say hello to Lard Dad!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lard Lad! Say hello to Lard Dad!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm...giant metal donut!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That donut isn't big enough for the both of us!
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You think you're better than me? You're not better than me!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm this town's main fat guy, got it?
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You know, from down here you look kind of Presidential.  Like James Polk!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You know, from down here you look kind of Presidential. Like James Polk!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The bigger they are, the harder they fall...I hope.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, his butt's even bigger than Homer's!
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Homer kill Krusties!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What the heck?! Are those a bunch of tiny Krustys or am I now a giant and that's a bunch of regular-sized Krustys.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh no, more Mini-Krustys!  Haha, I wonder if they all come in one tiny clown car.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh no, more Mini-Krustys! Haha, I wonder if they all come in one tiny clown car.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Stay calm, no need to panic, just another roving horde of bloodthirsty mini-clowns. Aah!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Aww, here come some more of the little guys. How can something so cute be so dangerous?
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I wish I had my diary here so I could write this down before I forget it.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Poor little guys. I hope they're happy in their little mini circus Hell.
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, it's Krusty! A bunch of Krustys?  They're attacking, and they're tiny!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, it's Krusty! A bunch of Krustys? They're attacking, and they're tiny!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	I can't believe my giant, perfectly circular eyes! Not one, not two, but an entire horde of Mini-Krustys are attacking!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	Oh, what a surprise - more little murderous clowns.
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow! I feel slightly lighter than air!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Look at me! I'm as light as a princess!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow!  I feel slightly lighter than air!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow! I feel slightly lighter than air!
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 :''[Bart reacting to Lard Lad defeated]''
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad looking for Bart and Homer]''
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad has lost Bart and Homer.  But don't relax yet, he's determined to find the father and son and, I assume, skin them alive.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad has lost Bart and Homer. But don't relax yet, he's determined to find the father and son and, I assume, skin them alive.
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad is searching for Homer and Bart!  He sure is persistent for a 50-year-old logo!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad is searching for Homer and Bart! He sure is persistent for a 50-year-old logo!
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad spotting Bart or Homer]''
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The tiny clowns' reign of terror was as small as they were themselves.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Those mini-Krusty robots just got served!
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! No, wait.  I have.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! No, wait. I have.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad making the billboard food come to life]''
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad's laser is making the food come to life!  What a stroke of luck for local fatsos!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad's laser is making the food come to life! What a stroke of luck for local fatsos!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The laser is making the billboard ad's foods become real -- this story will get me a local Emmy for sure!
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad's hatch closing]''
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The hatch has closed up! If Bart wants to get in that butt, he's going to have to start over from the bottom of the butt!
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And the hatch closes.  Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. Thank you Proposition 212.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And the hatch closes. Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. Thank you Proposition 212.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad running away]''
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad is running away!
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The monster is leaving the scene of his devastation!  Will he return?  If every other video game in history is any indication, I'll say "yes."
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The monster is leaving the scene of his devastation! Will he return? If every other video game in history is any indication, I'll say "yes."
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I'd like to take this break in the action to say hello to Lenny - you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} He's running away -- Looks like Lard Lad is human after all! Well, not human. Forget it.
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Homer's been dropped like a sack of lumpy mashed potatoes!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Homer's down! And with no abdominal muscles whatsoever, he may be out.
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Down goes Homer and with him the hopes of a nation. (BURPS)  Excuse me.  I had enchiladas for lunch.  You would not want to be in this booth right now.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Down goes Homer and with him the hopes of a nation. (BURPS) Excuse me. I had enchiladas for lunch. You would not want to be in this booth right now.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Homer doesn't have much left. He had so little to begin with.
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Homer's at death's doorstep.  And Death has turned out the lights to pretend he's not home.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Homer's at death's doorstep. And Death has turned out the lights to pretend he's not home.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Homer Simpson is in very poor condition even for a disgusting slob.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} If this is the end for Homer, I call dibs on his clothes.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad stomping]''
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This Lard Lad stomp is brought to you by Dave's Big Screen's of Shelbyville.  If You need a big screen, go to Dave's!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This Lard Lad stomp is brought to you by Dave's Big Screen's of Shelbyville. If You need a big screen, go to Dave's!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hold onto your hats, here comes a stomp!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad's about to break out his stomping foot!
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad shooting out lasers]''
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} According to my notes, when Lard Lad charges up his laser, he does so with solar panels implanted in his bow tie.  Fascinating!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} According to my notes, when Lard Lad charges up his laser, he does so with solar panels implanted in his bow tie. Fascinating!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} It's a beautiful day for a laser attack.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The way Lard Lad's charging up that laser reminds me of my wife with a credit card ha ha ha ha.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} A good lesson for you kids - you can't fire your laser if you don't charge it up first.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} If I'm not mistaken, we're in for a real treat. Lard Lad's about to destroy our town with a laser.
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} It looks like he's charging something up.  Wait... I'm getting an update.  Yes, it is a laser.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} It looks like he's charging something up. Wait... I'm getting an update. Yes, it is a laser.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And here comes the laser.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} From this vantage point, I can't tell if Lard Lad's laser will be pulse or continuous.
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 :''[Ending Cutscene]''
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Who's number one?!  We're number one!  That's right!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Who's number one?! We're number one! That's right!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, try to show a little dignity in victory.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eat fists, Lard Crotch!
 {{qf|[[Kang]]}} Shazbot! How could Lard Lad lose to that guy?!
-{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} Don't yell at Lard Lad! When you really want to yell at me!  I screwed this whole thing up.
+{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} Don't yell at Lard Lad! When you really want to yell at me! I screwed this whole thing up.
 {{qf|[[Kang]]}} You're right. I do blame you.
 {{The Simpsons Game}}

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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} A second hatch emerges! Ha, Lard Lad's body is a wonderland!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Celebrity deaths and monster hatches always come in threes.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Bart or Homer disabling Lard Lad's wiring]''

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 :''[Homer and Bart reacting to Lard Lad]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm...giant metal donut!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That donut isn't big enough for the both of us!

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	Why are small clowns always evil?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}}	I'm gonna stomp you little freaks!
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 :''[When Homer or Bart get hit by Lard Lad's Laser]''
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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Not cool!
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 :''[Homer reacting to Lard Lad's hatch opening/wiring disabled]''
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I should put my career on a billboard and see if Lard Lad could bring that to life.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Only in a town this morbidly obese would we have so many billboards with food on them.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad spotting Bart or Homer]''
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Those mini-Krusty robots just got served!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! No, wait.  I have.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad's hatch opening]''
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Celebrity deaths and monster hatches always come in threes.
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-:''[Kent Brockman reacting to Bart disabling Lard Lad's wiring]''
+:''[Kent Brockman reacting to Bart or Homer disabling Lard Lad's wiring]''
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Lard Lad learned the hard way that Bart Simpson is a real pain in the behind.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Ooh! He's going to feel that in the morning! My producer wanted me to say that.
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-:''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad's closing]''
+:''[Kent Brockman reacting to Lard Lad's hatch closing]''
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The hatch has closed up! If Bart wants to get in that butt, he's going to have to start over from the bottom of the butt!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And the hatch closes.  Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. Thank you Proposition 212.
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 :''[Kent Brockman reacting Homer or Bart getting knocked down/dying]''

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 :''[Homer and Bart reacting to Lard Lad]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm...giant metal donut!
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 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Welcome to Krusty Burger! We use only the freshest chemicals!
 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} If you're infected with e coli, your fries are on the house, that's the Krusty promise!
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 :''When Homer and Bart are fighting miniature Krusty dolls)''
+{{qf|[[Homer Simpson]]}} Ew, tiny bugs dressed like clowns!
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