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From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. 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And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l111" >Line 111:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 111:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Haha, foolish man! 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Which is just ze right amount.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.}}</div></td></tr> </table> SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Sgt._Skinner%27s_Robot_Parts_Club&diff=1313376&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|SciFi}} |requirements = |characters = Sgt. Skinner |optional = |previous..." 2024-08-16T22:19:38Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Sgt. Skinner&#039;s Robot Parts Club |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|SciFi}} |requirements = |characters = <a href="/wiki/Sgt._Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Sgt. Skinner">Sgt. Skinner</a> |optional = |previous...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club<br /> |image = <br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|SciFi}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Sgt. Skinner]]<br /> |optional = <br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|SciFi}} content update. It requires [[Sgt. Skinner]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|…even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems|12 hours|[[Skyberdine Systems]], [[Zenith City Offices]], [[ZiffCorp Office Building]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}<br /> {{TB|But the robots are still attacking!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, but they can no longer fly.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}<br /> {{TB|They could fly before?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|They could, but they chose not to.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon|60 minutes|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hi, everybody!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Hi, Dr. Nick.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}<br /> {{TB|It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis|8 hours|[[Hibbert Family Practice]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon|Curious}}<br /> {{TB|Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car|8 hours|{{TOG|Vehicles}}}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 5 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Help! It's a [[Terminator]]-type robot… disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Then my work is done.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner|8 hours|the [[Re-Neducation Center]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|It's great to finally be accepted for who I am.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Let's never speak of this again. Again.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|So ordered!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Behind the Laughter ==<br /> The quest name is a reference to [[the Beatles]] album ''{{W|Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band}}''.<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/SciFi}}</div> Solar Dragon