Sexy pirate - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 00:10, May 9, 2026

2026-05-09T00:10:08Z

Solar Dragon at 23:57, May 8, 2026

2026-05-08T23:57:13Z

Solar Dragon: Solar Dragon moved page Marge's Fantasy Man to Sexy pirate: Let's use the most official name he has

2026-05-08T23:54:02Z

Solar Dragon moved page Marge's Fantasy Man to Sexy pirate: Let's use the most official name he has

Krloz to at 22:23, May 8, 2026

2026-05-08T22:23:00Z

Krloz to: Created page with "{{Conjecture}} {{Character |name = Marge's Fantasy Man |image = 200px |gender = {{Male}} |hair = Blonde |age = |status = Fictional |job = Pir..."

2026-05-08T22:22:47Z

Created page with "{{Conjecture}} {{Character |name = Marge's Fantasy Man |image = 200px |gender = {{Male}} |hair = Blonde |age = |status = Fictional |job = Pir..."

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{{Conjecture}}
{{Character
|name = Marge's Fantasy Man
|image = [[File:Marge's Fantasy Man.png|200px]]
|gender = {{Male}}
|hair = Blonde
|age =
|status = Fictional
|job = Pirate
|relatives =
|appearance = "[[Lisa's Rival]]"
|voiced by = [[Hank Azaria]]
}}

'''Marge's Fantasy Man''' is the protagonist of the novel ''[[Love in the Time of Scurvy]]''.

== History ==
When [[Marge]] read ''[[Love in the Time of Scurvy]]'', she got so involved in it that she started fantasizing that she was the woman character in the book, on the ship with the tanned, muscular pirate. In her fantasy, Marge looked at the ocean and said, "My, these seas are certainly heaving." The pirate flirtatiously replied, "Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, milady." After Marge asked him about his earring, the pirate continued flirting with Marge: "Ah, the seas have quieted. And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be -" And at that point in reality, [[Lisa]] started practicing her saxophone, cutting off the pirate's flirting with Marge in her fantasy.

The pirate quit flirting and said, "Ooh, such noise! Well, '''I'm''' done for the evening", abruptly ending Marge's fantasy. Marge came back to reality, but was apparently still partly in her fantasy as she said, "Lisa, stop blowing my sex!" She then quickly corrected herself: "I mean, stop blowing your sax!"

== Non-canon ==
{{Noncanon}}
=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===
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== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Lisa's Rival}}
*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}

{{Simpsons characters}}

[[Category:Adults]]
[[Category:Characters voiced by Hank Azaria]]
[[Category:Recurring characters]]
[[Category:Characters introduced in season 6]]

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 {{Conjecture}}
 {{Character
-|name = Marge's Fantasy Man
+|name = Sexy pirate
 |image = [[File:Sexy Pirate.png|200px]]
 |gender = {{Male}}
 |hair = Blonde
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 }}
-'''Marge's Fantasy Man''' is the protagonist of the novel ''[[Love in the Time of Scurvy]]''.
+The '''sexy pirate''' is the protagonist of the novel ''[[Love in the Time of Scurvy]]''.
 == History ==
-When [[Marge]] read ''[[Love in the Time of Scurvy]]'', she got so involved in it that she started fantasizing that she was the woman character in the book, on the ship with the tanned, muscular pirate. In her fantasy, Marge looked at the ocean and said, "My, these seas are certainly heaving." The pirate flirtatiously replied, "Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, milady." After Marge asked him about his earring, the pirate continued flirting with Marge: "Ah, the seas have quieted. And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be -" And at that point in reality, [[Lisa]] started practicing her saxophone, cutting off the pirate's flirting with Marge in her fantasy.
+When [[Marge]] read ''[[Love in the Time of Scurvy]]'', she got so involved in it that she started fantasizing that she was the female character in the book, on the ship with the tanned, muscular pirate. In her fantasy, Marge looked at the ocean and said, "My, these seas are certainly heaving." The pirate flirtatiously replied, "Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, milady." After Marge asked him about his earring, the pirate continued flirting with Marge: "Ah, the seas have quieted. And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be -" At that point in reality, [[Lisa]] started practicing her saxophone, cutting off the pirate's flirting with Marge in her fantasy.
-The pirate quit flirting and said, "Ooh, such noise! Well, '''I'm''' done for the evening", abruptly ending Marge's fantasy. Marge came back to reality, but was apparently still partly in her fantasy as she said, "Lisa, stop blowing my sex!" She then quickly corrected herself: "I mean, stop blowing your sax!"
+The pirate stopped flirting and said, "Ooh, such noise! Well, '''I'm''' done for the evening", abruptly ending Marge's fantasy. Marge came back to reality, but was apparently still partly in her fantasy as she said, "Lisa, stop blowing my sex!" She then quickly corrected herself: "I mean, stop blowing your sax!"
 == Non-canon ==
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 *{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}
 {{Simpsons characters}}

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