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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Poetry? Kill me now! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Poetry is like that rap music that you kids are so crazy about. {{qf|Bart}} Does it have a thumping back be...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Poetry? Kill me now!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Poetry is like that rap music that you kids are so crazy about.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Does it have a thumping back beat?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Will there be gritty, politically-charged tales of life on the street?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Well, no...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} But there will be incessant profanity won't there?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Of course there wi--.... No!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} ....That brave man's name was [[Ben Matlock|Matlock]].<br /> {{qf|[[Retirement Castle administrator]]}} Thank you, Jasper. Now is there anyone who has a poem that's not about ''[[Matlock]]''?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} When modern times have got us down/and we're feeling in the lurch,/we don't reach for liquor or women/instead, we get us to a church. We ignore the cross and altar/and keep our eyes on the little white balls/and listen to the ex-TV weatherman/and the numbers that he calls. Of course, we're talkin' bingo./Why does it light our fire?/For the same reason that we live in this dump/we didn't save enough money to retire.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} That was pretty cool, Grampa. You taught me about a part of church life I didn't know about. Gambling.<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} It's the best part!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Bart, ignore what I told you about listening to your elders. Except for me, of course.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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