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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} [[Canada]]? It's not fit for livin'. It's where [[Queen Elizabeth II|the Queen of England]] walks her dogs.
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[thinking]'' Oh, no!
{{qf|Grampa}} [[New York]]? It wasn't always so new. {{Ch|Teddy Roosevelt}} tacked on the "new" when he tried to sell the whole place back to the Indians.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Miss Hoover! I love my Grampa, but he doesn't know what he's talking about.
{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Lisa, smart children like you will learn proper history in college. The rest will grow up to work at fast food restaurants or start internet companies, so it won't matter.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Our senior volun-teacher program has been a great boon to you students and the community at large. With so many seniors off the street, line-ups for lottery tickets are down 50%.
{{qf|Lisa}} But what about the curriculum!
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Curriculum? Lisa, I'll let you in on a little secret. Our curriculum consists of two rules—one constitutional, the other practical: A) never mention [[God]] and B) never mention Lake Titticaca.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ho, ho, ho. Lisa, when I hear that bell ring at three o'clock, and the school is still standing, and Bart isn't in prison—that's what I call a good day.

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