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 {{qf|Homer}} Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. ''[hugs them]''
 {{qf|Selma}} He's hugging us. What do we do?
-{{qf|Patty}} Just close your eyes and think of [[MacGyver]].
+{{qf|Patty}} Just close your eyes and think of [[Angus MacGyver|MacGyver]].
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 {{qf|Selma}} Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep.

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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[eats the chips, and looks at them]'' Uh oh. ''[continues to eat them]''
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-{{qf|Aunt Gladys}} To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana, Jub-Jub.
+{{qf|Aunt Gladys}} To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana, [[Jub-Jub]].
 {{qf|[[Mrs. Bouvier]]}} Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
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 {{qf|[[Patty]]}} I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
 {{qf|[[Selma]]}} Her legend will live forever.
+{{qf|Homer's Brain}} Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
 {{qf|Homer}} Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
 {{qf|Marge}} HOMER!
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 :''[At Aunt Gladys' funeral, Lisa goes up to the casket.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Goodbye Great Aunt Gladys. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[in a raspy voice from behind the casket]'' Don't worry about it.
 :''[Lisa runs away screaming; Bart laughs.]''
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 :''[after a poor date with Hans Moleman]''
 {{qf|Selma}} Get out of my car. ''[drives off]''
 {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} This isn't my house.

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 '''Patty''': When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin.
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 '''Selma''': Eh, there's plenty more where that came from.
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-'''Abe Lincoln Robot''': Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed refreshing drink from hops and barley. [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I said the only way! Break down! [crushes a beer can on his head]
+'''Abe Lincoln Robot''': Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed refreshing drink from hops and barley. ''[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to say,if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I said the only way! Break down! [crushes a beer can on his head]
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-'''Lisa''': This is a disgrace.
+:'''Lisa''': This is a disgrace.
+:'''Selma''': Settle down. Anything this bad has to be educational. ''Bart!
-'''Selma''': Hey, if it's this bad, it has to be educational.
+:'''Bart''': Let's see if they wore underwear back then. Ahh! ''[robot Washington glances evilly behind Bart, his pupils become crimson]''
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-'''Bart''': [reading] "Beer Goggles: See life through the eyes of a drunk." [puts them on; Selma becomes a foxy lady]
+'''Bart''': [reading] "Beer Goggles: See life through the eyes of a drunk." [puts them on; Selma becomes a foxy lady] Wow!
 '''Selma''': You're charming the pants off of me.
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 '''Homer''': Woo-hoo!
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 '''Selma''': Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
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 '''Homer''': Come to Homercles!
-'''Marge''': [laughs] I can't! The beans will burn!
+'''Marge''': [laughs] I can't, the beans'll burn.
 '''Homer''': Homercles cares not for beans! [lifts up Marge on her shoulder]