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 {{qf|Homer}} I still don't understand how her feelings can be hurt. It's my day.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} She's not going to get over this quickly -- I know women.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} She's not going to get over this quickly—I know women.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but I know how to win women back. I even won you back after I lost our wedding album in a bar bet.
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[shocked]'' You what?!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Marge's Son Poisoning|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}}
-:''[Quimby is hijacking a plane.]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, there's no such thing as "[[Father's Day]] Eve."
-{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No Father's Day Eve... does this mean there's no such thing as... [[Daddy Claus]]?
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-{{qf|[[Freddy Quimby]]}} Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals.
+{{qf|Homer}} I still don't understand how her feelings can be hurt. It's my day.
-{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Who are you?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} She's not going to get over this quickly -- I know women.
-{{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I'm your chief of staff.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but I know how to win women back. I even won you back after I lost our wedding album in a bar bet.
-{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I knew I should have put my nephew in that position.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[shocked]'' You what?!
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-{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and [[Disco Stu]] in this town is gonna run against me.
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey Simpson, are you gonna steal the sign?
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry I made you feel bad, honey. But I'm gonna show you just how much I care about your feelings. ''[to ticket [[Raphael]]]'' One adult and one baby, please.
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} How is your tail doing that?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Willie, we've got rats chewing through the wiring again!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't know.
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Leave me alone! I'm makin' me Ramen noodles!
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-{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Way to give into peer pressure!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid we have a real problem with Lisa. Your daughter broke a window, upended an ashcan, and hurled a Thermos-brand thermos onto the street!
-{{qf|[[Dolph]]}} Hey, Milhouse! Cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[upset]'' >Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold?
-{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[off camera]'' I'm cool! ''[he is heard him biking, as well as the inevitable results involving a train]''
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'm afraid it doesn't keep any drinks anything.
-{{qf|Dolph}} Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[huge gasp]''
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-:''[At the debate forum.]''
+{{qf|[[J. Loren Pryor]]}} I'm afraid Lisa's rage stems from extraordinary disillusionment with a parental figure. In this case, her father.
-{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the Crazy Cat Lady. If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, oh sure, it's easy to point out my faults. It's a little harder to shut up.
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-{{qf|Homer}} I will run for mayor!
+{{qf|Homer}} What happened to the last Safety Salamander?
-{{qf|Lisa}} And I will be your campaign manager!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Uh... he fell asleep in the suit and suffocated.
-{{qf|Homer}} And I will find out what a mayor does! ''[pulls out a bottle of beer]'' Expand my brain, learning juice.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[excited]'' I can do that!
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-{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? ''[holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says Good luck at the press conference, Dad!]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Look, Lisa. I made safety happen!
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-{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! ''[crowd cheers]'' I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. ''[crowd boos]''
+{{qf|Homer}} So, sweetie, am I your hero again?
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-{{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing! ''[high pitched and very terrible singing voice]'' ''I'm proud to be an American...''
+{{qf|[[Freddy Quimby]]}} Mr. Mayor, your administration has been one fiasco after another!
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-{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby has survived twelve reelection campaigns, countless accusations of infidelity, bribery, extortion, and his bizarre attempt to hijack a seven forty-seven.
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[mocking him]'' Don't make me affix it to your file!
+:''[on airplane]''
-{{qf|Skinner}} ''[Lisa hits him with a dodge ball]'' I'm peeling off the back. ''[with a shoe]'' Don't make me do this! ''[with her saxophone]'' You leave me no choice.
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild.
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Check it out, I stole the sign!
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Uh, what special powers would a salamander bring to the office of mayor?
-{{qf|Dolph}} Check it out, we stole The Scream!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, there's my X-ray vision, my fire breath... and I can get big laughs with tennis balls.
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-{{qf|Homer}} To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. Whatcha got, Lisa?
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Mr. Simpson, what about those photos of you strangling your child?
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-:''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding.]''
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Our exit polls show no candidate attained the five per cent necessary to win, and Mayor Joe Quimby will keep his job, which I didn't want anyway. Your loss, jackasses.
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 :''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding.]''
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}}''' ''[to the tune of '{{w|Bridal Chorus|Here Comes The Bride}}']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.''
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}}''' ''[to the tune of '{{W|Bridal Chorus|Here Comes The Bride}}']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.''
 {{qf|[[Barney]]}} Hey, Moe, can we get a beer?
 {{qf|Moe}} Shut up and hand me more Moe heads.

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 :''[Quimby is hijacking a plane.]''
-{{qf|[[Joe Quimby]]}} ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!
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 {{qf|[[Freddy Quimby]]}} Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals.
-{{qf|Joe Quimby}} Who are you?
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Who are you?
 {{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I'm your chief of staff.
-{{qf|Joe Quimby}} I knew I should have put my nephew in that position.
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I knew I should have put my nephew in that position.
 {{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I ''am'' your nephew.
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-{{qf|Joe Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and [[Disco Stu]] in this town is gonna run against me.
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and [[Disco Stu]] in this town is gonna run against me.
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman.

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Marge's Son Poisoning|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}}
-:''[Quimby is hijacking a plane]''
+:''[Quimby is hijacking a plane.]''
 {{qf|[[Joe Quimby]]}} ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!
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 {{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I ''am'' your nephew.
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-{{qf|Joe Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me.
+{{qf|Joe Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and [[Disco Stu]] in this town is gonna run against me.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman.
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 {{qf|Dolph}} Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school.
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-:''[At the debate forum]''
+:''[At the debate forum.]''
 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the Crazy Cat Lady. If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern?
-{{qf|[[Crazy Cat Lady|Eleanor]]}} ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Small business incentives! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Corporate accountability! ''[unintelligible staggering) ''Cats in everyone's pants!
+{{qf|[[Crazy Cat Lady|Eleanor]]}} ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Small business incentives! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Corporate accountability! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Cats in everyone's pants!
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 {{qf|Homer}} I will run for mayor!
 {{qf|Lisa}} And I will be your campaign manager!
-{{qf|Homer}} And I will find out what a mayor does! ''[Pulls out a bottle of beer]'' Expand my brain, learning juice.
+{{qf|Homer}} And I will find out what a mayor does! ''[pulls out a bottle of beer]'' Expand my brain, learning juice.
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-{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? ''[Holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says Good luck at the press conference, Dad!]''
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? ''[holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says Good luck at the press conference, Dad!]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago?
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 {{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! ''[crowd cheers]'' I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. ''[crowd boos]''
 ----
-{{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing! ''[High pitched and very terrible singing voice]'' ''I'm proud to be an American...''
+{{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing! ''[high pitched and very terrible singing voice]'' ''I'm proud to be an American...''
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 {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[mocking him]'' Don't make me affix it to your file!
-{{qf|Skinner}} (''Lisa hits him with a dodge ball]'' I'm peeling off the back. ''[with a shoe]'' Don't make me do this! ''[with her saxophone]'' You leave me no choice. ''[He puts the sticker on Lisa's file. The lights begin flickering overhead]'' Willie, rats are gnawing at the wires again.
+{{qf|Skinner}} ''[Lisa hits him with a dodge ball]'' I'm peeling off the back. ''[with a shoe]'' Don't make me do this! ''[with her saxophone]'' You leave me no choice.
 {{qf|[[Willie]]}} Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles!
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 {{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Cletus, turn left on Bart Boulevard!
 {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I told ya, there t'ain't ''[sic]'' no Bart Boulevard!
-{{qf|Brandine}} Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. ''[Holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord]''
+{{qf|Brandine}} Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. ''[holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. Whatcha got, Lisa?
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-:''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding]''
+:''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding.]''
-{{qf|[[Moe]]''' ''[to the tune of 'Here Comes The Bride']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.''}}[[Barney]]''' Hey, Moe, can we get a beer?
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}}''' ''[to the tune of '{{w|Bridal Chorus|Here Comes The Bride}}']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.''
 {{qf|Moe}} Shut up and hand me more Moe heads.
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-:''[Homer steps on Snowball II]''
+:''[Homer steps on Snowball II.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, Bart!
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 :'''Brandine:''' "Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord." ''(Holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord)''
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-:'''Homer:''' "To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson."
+:'''Homer:''' "To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. Whatcha got, Lisa?"
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 :''(Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding)''
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 :'''[[Barney]]''' "Hey, Moe, can we get a beer?"
 :'''Moe''': "Shut up and hand me more Moe heads."
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 :''(Quimby is hijacking a plane)''
-:'''[[Quimby]]:''' ''(pointing with a gun to the pilot)'' "Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!"
+:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' ''(pointing with a gun to the pilot)'' "Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!"
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-:'''Aide:''' "Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals."
+:'''[[Freddy Quimby]]:''' "Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals."
-:'''Quimby:''' "Who are you?"
+:'''Joe Quimby:''' "Who are you?"
-:'''Aide:''' "I'm your chief of staff."
+:'''Freddy Quimby:''' "I'm your chief of staff."
-:'''Quimby:''' "I knew I should have put my nephew in that position."
+:'''Joe Quimby:''' "I knew I should have put my nephew in that position."
-:'''Aide:''' "I ''am'' your nephew."
+:'''Freddy Quimby:''' "I ''am'' your nephew."
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-:'''Quimby:''' "Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me."
+:'''Joe Quimby:''' "Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me."
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 :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' "Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman."

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Marge's Son Poisoning|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}}
 :''(Quimby is hijacking a plane)''
-:'''[[Quimby]]:''' ''(pointing with a gun to the pilot)'' "Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!" [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/run7.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''[[Quimby]]:''' ''(pointing with a gun to the pilot)'' "Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!"
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 :'''Aide:''' "Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals."
 :'''Quimby:''' "Who are you?"
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 :'''Quimby:''' "I knew I should have put my nephew in that position."
 :'''Aide:''' "I ''am'' your nephew."
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 :'''Quimby:''' "Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me."
 ----
 :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' "Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman."
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 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' "How is your tail doing that?"
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' "I don't know."
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 :'''[[Kearney]]:''' "Way to give into peer pressure!"
 :'''[[Dolph]]:''' "Hey, Milhouse! Cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed!"
 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' ''(off camera)'' "I'm cool!" ''(he is heard him biking, as well as the inevitable results involving a train)''
 :'''Dolph:''' "Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school."
 ----
 :''(At the debate forum)''
 :'''Kent Brockman:''' "Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the "Crazy Cat Lady". If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern?"
 :'''[[Crazy Cat Lady|Eleanor]]:''' ''(unintelligible staggering)'' "Small business incentives!" ''(unintelligible staggering)'' "Corporate accountability!" ''(unintelligible staggering) "''Cats in everyone's pants!"
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 :'''Homer:''' "I will run for mayor!"
 :'''Lisa:''' "And I will be your campaign manager!"
-:'''Homer:''' "And I will find out what a mayor does!" ''(Pulls out a bottle of beer)'' "Expand my brain, learning juice." [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/run10.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Homer:''' "And I will find out what a mayor does!" ''(Pulls out a bottle of beer)'' "Expand my brain, learning juice."
 ----
 :'''Kent Brockman:''' "Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son?" ''(Holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says "Good luck at the press conference, Dad!")''
-:'''Homer:''' "Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago?" [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/run11.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Homer:''' "Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago?"
 ----
 :'''[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]:''' "Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! ''(crowd cheers)'' I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research." ''(crowd boos)''
 ----
 :'''[[Miss Springfield]]:''' "Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing!" ''(High pitched and very terrible singing voice)'' ''"I'm proud to be an American..."''
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 :'''[[Skinner]]:''' "I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file."
 :'''Lisa:''' ''(mocking him)'' "Don't make me affix it to your file!"
 :'''Skinner:''' (''Lisa hits him with a dodge ball)'' "I'm peeling off the back." ''(with a shoe)'' "Don't make me do this!" ''(with her saxophone)'' "You leave me no choice." ''(He puts the sticker on Lisa's file. The lights begin flickering overhead)'' "Willie, rats are gnawing at the wires again."
 :'''[[Willie]]:''' "Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles!"
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 :'''[[Bart]]:''' "Check it out, I stole the sign!"
 :'''Dolph:''' "Check it out, we stole The Scream!"
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 :'''[[Cletus]]:''' "I told ya, there t'ain't ''[sic]'' no "Bart Boulevard"!"
 :'''Brandine:''' "Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord." ''(Holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord)''
 ----
 :'''Homer:''' "To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson."
 ----
 :''(Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding)''
 :'''[[Moe]]''' ''(to the tune of 'Here Comes The Bride')'' "''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life."''
@@ Line 89: / Line 59: @@
 :'''Moe''': "Shut up and hand me more Moe heads."
-{{Season 17 Q}}
+{{Season 17|Q}}