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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Second Fiddle
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Northward Bound Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Northward Bound}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Homer]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = [[Quimby]]
|internal = SecondFiddle
|id = 250000 - 250001
|previous =
|next = {{TOQP|A Fail of Two Cities|1}}
|event = yes
}}

'''Second Fiddle''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Northward Bound}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|width=80%|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|…with the melting of the polar ice caps and the opening of the Northwest Passage, [[Canada]] now has a new shipping lane which will allow its international trade to increase dramatically. }}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|See, Lisa, climate change isn't all bad. It's been good for Canada.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Yes, Dad, the impending end of our existence on Earth does have a benefit for Canada. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer country.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|Pfft. They'll never be as great as America.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But, Dad, technically Canada is in America. }}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Since when? I thought [[Puerto Rico]] was supposed to be the next state.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Canada isn't a state. It's in America the same way that [[Mexico]] is in America.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
{{TB|What?! Canada brought Mexico in with it? This is a geographic catastrophe of hemispheric proportions! I must report this to the local authorities.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Resent Canada|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Be Happy for Canada|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Mr. Mayor, we have a problem. It's Canada. }}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Is she pregnant? It's not mine. My son and I have the same DNA, I swear.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I believe you…but Canada is not a woman. It's the newest threat to our lives and livelihoods. And our newest state.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Our newest what—?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Canada has opened the Northwest Passage and that's going to jeopardize our position as the number one country in the whole world.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I, er, highly doubt that. And even if it's true, would it be so bad to be number two in the whole world?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|Name one silver medalist, ever.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Sure. There was that one guy, uh, what was his name again…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|And don't forget about the foam finger industry!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Dear God, you're right! We can't be number two. Think of the bathroom jokes at our expense.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}titters{{*}} I can't think of anything else now.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|I'll call an emergency town meeting. Tell my secretary to make the necessary arrangements. And to sell all my stock in foam finger companies. Wait, what are you doing?}}
{{Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What all American patriots do when their country is at risk nowadays; dress up like Uncle Sam and yell at strangers.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Protest Something About Canada|6 seconds|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Call a Town Meeting|6 seconds|the [[Town Hall]], [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|People of Springfield, we are at a crossroads. Canada's Northwest Passage threatens to make it more important than the U.S.A. }}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Will we stand back and let Canada have its day for a change or will we stand up and fight?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|I say we send those commies to an early grave!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|To be clear, Canadians are not communists. They're more socially liberal than us on many issues but—}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Send those social liberals to an early grave!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Look, in my experience, most Canadians are nice people who don't really deserve to be randomly murdered. We just need a response to their opening of the Northwest Passage.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|What about that land to the East of Springfield Heights?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What about it?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I mean…did anyone notice the other day when it suddenly changed a whole bunch? I dunno, seems kinda important is all…}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|By my calculations the area surrounding our town has been transformed, with the growing and the expanding and the new landhoiven!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|New land? That sounds like it'll free up lots of space for all the buildings and decorations in town.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Who cares about that?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't you read the forums?!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|The six-year-old girl is right again! We shall embark on a journey and create a new passage, the NorthEAST Passage!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thank you… But I'm eight.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Northward Bound}}

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|…with the melting of the polar ice caps and the opening of the Northwest Passage, [[Canada]] now has a new shipping lane which will allow its international trade to increase dramatically. }}
+{{TB|...with the melting of the polar ice caps and the opening of the Northwest Passage, [[Canada]] now has a new shipping lane which will allow its international trade to increase dramatically. }}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
 {{TB|See, Lisa, climate change isn't all bad. It's been good for Canada.}}
@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{TB|Is she pregnant? It's not mine. My son and I have the same DNA, I swear.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|I believe you…but Canada is not a woman. It's the newest threat to our lives and livelihoods. And our newest state.}}
+{{TB|I believe you...but Canada is not a woman. It's the newest threat to our lives and livelihoods. And our newest state.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Our newest what—?}}
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{TB|Name one silver medalist, ever.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|Sure. There was that one guy, uh, what was his name again…}}
+{{TB|Sure. There was that one guy, uh, what was his name again...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|And don't forget about the foam finger industry!}}
@@ Line 87: / Line 87: @@
 {{TB|What about it?}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, I mean…did anyone notice the other day when it suddenly changed a whole bunch? I dunno, seems kinda important is all…}}
+{{TB|Well, I mean...did anyone notice the other day when it suddenly changed a whole bunch? I dunno, seems kinda important is all...}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 {{TB|By my calculations the area surrounding our town has been transformed, with the growing and the expanding and the new landhoiven!}}
@@ Line 101: / Line 101: @@
 {{TB|The six-year-old girl is right again! We shall embark on a journey and create a new passage, the NorthEAST Passage!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Thank you… But I'm eight.}}
+{{TB|Thank you... But I'm eight.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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