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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeve shirt with a tie.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ohhh, but {{w|Andy Sipowicz|Sipowicz}} does it.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ohhh, but {{W|Andy Sipowicz|Sipowicz}} does it.
 {{qf|Marge}} If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[as he walks away]'' Ohhh, I wish I was Sipowicz.
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 {{qf|Little Girl}} ''[to server at buffet table]'' Fritz you idiot! I didn't order a ''baloney'' sandwich, I ordered an ''abalone'' sandwich! ''[she throws it at him]''
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-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[arriving at the gas station in a {{w|Ford Quadricycle}}, to Marge]'' You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[arriving at the gas station in a {{W|Ford Quadricycle}}, to Marge]'' You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Who is that lavatory links man, Smithers?

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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[puts a deck of cards in his sleeve]'' Aw, raspberries.
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-{{qf|[[Susan (socialite)|Susan]]}} I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
+{{qf|{{ap|Susan|socialite}}}} I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
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 {{qf|Marge}} I get food in the mail, but in a different way. Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes. Sometimes the most satisfying meal is the one you cook yourself.

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 {{qf|Marge}} Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high quality clothes?
-{{qf|Saleswoman}} No, ma'am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears’ active wear coming in this afternoon.
+{{qf|Saleswoman}} No, ma'am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears' active wear coming in this afternoon.
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, I give up.
 {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} ''[to Saleswoman]'' What time and how burnt?

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-{{qf|Marge}} Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeve shirt with a tie.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeve shirt with a tie.
-{{qf|Homer}} Ohhh, but {{w|Andy Sipowicz|Sipowicz}} does it.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ohhh, but {{w|Andy Sipowicz|Sipowicz}} does it.
 {{qf|Marge}} If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[as he walks away]'' Ohhh, I wish I was Sipowicz.
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-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club... a sand wedge!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club... a sand wedge!
-{{qf|Homer}} Mmm....open faced club sandwich.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mmm... open faced club sandwich.
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-{{qf|Evelyn}} Attendant, I'd like some gas.
+{{qf|[[Evelyn Peters|Evelyn]]}} Attendant, I'd like some gas.
-{{qf|Apu}} Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.
 {{qf|Evelyn}} But you were just talking to—
 {{qf|Apu}} Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay.
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 {{qf|Country Club Gate Attendant}} Name, please.
 {{qf|Homer}} Simpson family.
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[leans over to tell Gate Attendant]''  We're not poor!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[leans over to tell Gate Attendant]'' We're not poor!
 :''[Homer, Bart, and Lisa all turn to look at her]''
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[to them]'' Well, we're not.
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 :''[Homer is surreptitiously changing his score for the hole]''
+{{qf|[[Tom Kite]]}} The traditional way to cheat in golf is to ''lower'' your score.
 {{qf|Homer}} That's one way...
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 {{qf|Tom Kite}} Keep your head down.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[raising his head]'' Huh?
-{{qf|Tom Kite}} Pretend there's no one else here. ''[Homer scratches his butt with the club and burps]''...And just go at your own pace. ''[Homer hits the ball very close to the hole]''....Wow, very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
+{{qf|Tom Kite}} Pretend there's no one else here. ''[Homer scratches his butt with the club and burps]''...And just go at your own pace. ''[Homer hits the ball very close to the hole]''...Wow, very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
 {{qf|Homer}} Really?
-{{qf|Tom Kite}} Uh huh. All you need is your own set of clubs, and stay the hell out of my locker!...you can keep the shoes!
+{{qf|Tom Kite}} Uh huh. All you need is your own set of clubs, and stay the hell out of my locker!... you can keep the shoes!
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 {{qf|Little Girl}} ''[to server at buffet table]'' Fritz you idiot! I didn't order a ''baloney'' sandwich, I ordered an ''abalone'' sandwich! ''[she throws it at him]''
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-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[arriving at the gas station in a [[Wikipedia:Ford Quadricycle|Ford Quadricycle]], to Marge]'' You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[arriving at the gas station in a {{w|Ford Quadricycle}}, to Marge]'' You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Who is that lavatory links man, Smithers?
-{{qf|Smithers}} Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?
 {{qf|Smithers}} His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.
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-{{qf|Bart}} Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.
-{{qf|Lisa}} No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians.
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-nam electronics!
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[puts a deck of cards in his sleeve]'' Aw, raspberries.
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-{{qf|Susan}} I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
+{{qf|[[Susan (socialite)|Susan]]}} I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
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 {{qf|Marge}} I get food in the mail, but in a different way. Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes. Sometimes the most satisfying meal is the one you cook yourself.
 :''[pause from the ladies]''
+{{qf|[[Patricia]]}} Mmm. That's so true, Marge. One night, Wif and I came home late. We decided not to wake Iris, so instead, we microwaved our own soup. ''[laughs]'' ''[the ladies murmur and agree]'' Of course, it was a horrible mess, but Iris didn't mind cleaning it up.
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 {{qf|Bart}} That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels until I paid him to stop.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} The rich are different from you and me
 {{qf|Marge}} Yes, they're better.
+:''[Homer, Bart and Lisa all stare at Marge in disbelief.]''
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[thinking]'' Oh, we've got a winning hand, we can take the rest of the tricks ''[camera pans higher up]'' ''[thinking]'' Oh, we'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don't make friends by winning ''[camera pans higher up]''
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[thinking]'' Oh, we've got a winning hand, we can take the rest of the tricks ''[camera pans higher up]'' ''[thinking]'' Oh, we'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don't make friends by winning ''[camera pans higher up]'' ''[thinking]'' Still, there's nothing more popular than a gracious winner.
 :''[camera pans to the top of Marge's hair]''
 {{qf|Top of Marge's hair}} ''[thinking]'' Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head ended 18 inches ago.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[riding on a pony]'' Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
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-{{qf|Roberta}} Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch" but the culottes say "You're paying".
+{{qf|[[Roberta]]}} Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch" but the culottes say "You're paying".
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 {{qf|Marge}} I'll be there with bells on!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr. Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for!
 {{qf|Marge}} All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please! We can't afford a single slip up. They're judging us.
 :''[Homer kisses Marge and Lisa, who is on the bed]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, did you like horses when you were my age, 'cause I--
 {{qf|Marge}} I don't know. Look, tonight is very important. Mommy has to alter her suit so it looks like a totally new suit.
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 {{qf|Saleswoman}} No, ma'am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears’ active wear coming in this afternoon.
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, I give up.
-{{qf|Cletus}} ''[to Saleswoman]'' What time and how burnt?
+{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} ''[to Saleswoman]'' What time and how burnt?
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-{{qf|Krusty}} ''[referring to his being Jewish, after being beaned by a club and stepped on by Homer]'' I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} ''[referring to his being Jewish, after being beaned by a club and stepped on by Homer]'' I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Why do you have to question everything I do?
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 {{qf|Homer}} I just won't say anything, okay, honey?
 {{qf|Maggie}} ''[sucks her pacifier]''
 :''[Marge glares at her; silence]''
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-:'''Mr. Burns:''' ''[arriving at the gas station in a [[Wikipedia:Ford Quadricycle|Ford Quadricycle]].]'' You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' ''[arriving at the gas station in a [[Wikipedia:Ford Quadricycle|Ford Quadricycle]], to Marge]'' You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
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 :'''Mr. Burns:''' Who is that lavatory links man, Smithers?
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 :'''Marge:''' Yes, they're better.
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-:'''Marge:''' ''[thinking]'' Oh, we've got a winning hand, we can take the rest of the tricks [camera pans higher up] ''[thinking]'' Oh, we'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don't make friends by winning ''[camera pans higher up]''
+:'''Marge:''' ''[thinking]'' Oh, we've got a winning hand, we can take the rest of the tricks ''[camera pans higher up]'' ''[thinking]'' Oh, we'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don't make friends by winning ''[camera pans higher up]''
 ''[thinking]'' Still, there's nothing more popular than a gracious winner.
-:''[camera pans to the end of Marge's hair]''
+:''[camera pans to the top of Marge's hair]''
 :'''Top of Marge's hair:''' ''[thinking]'' Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head ended 18 inches ago.
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 :'''Marge:''' I'll be there with bells on!
-:'''Susan:''' ''[not understanding the idiom]'' Bells? Where exactly will you be attaching them to that tattered Chanel suit?
+:'''Susan:''' ''[not understanding, or pretending not to understand, the idiom]'' Bells? Where exactly will you be attaching them to that tattered Chanel suit?
 :'''Evelyn:''' Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
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 :'''Marge:''' We can't drive this up there. They'll see the dent. They'll see the coat hanger antenna. Stop the car, we're walking.
-:'''Homer''': But Marge, valets! Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."
+:'''Homer''': But Marge, valets! Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, ''[in an undertone]'' "You're making a scene."
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 :'''Homer:''' I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote. You know, the one I tried to say on the radio? Heh, heh. Who's going to "bleep" me this time?

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 :'''Marge:''' Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeve shirt with a tie.

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 :'''Apu:''' Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.
-:'''Evelyn:''' But you were just talking to—Apu: Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay.
+:'''Evelyn:''' But you were just talking to—
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 :'''Country Club Gate Attendant:''' Name, please.
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-:'''[Little Girl:''' ''[to server at buffet table]'' Fritz you idiot! I didn't order a ''baloney'' sandwich, I ordered an ''abalone'' sandwich! ''[she throws it at him]''
+:'''Little Girl:''' ''[to server at buffet table]'' Fritz you idiot! I didn't order a ''baloney'' sandwich, I ordered an ''abalone'' sandwich! ''[she throws it at him]''
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 :'''Mr. Burns:''' Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.
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-Bart: Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.
+:'''Bart:''' Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.
-Lisa: No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians.
+:'''Lisa:''' No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians.
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-Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-nam electronics!
+:'''Homer:''' ''[gasps]'' Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-nam electronics!
-Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.
+:'''Bart:''' Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.
-Homer: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
+:'''Homer:''' Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
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-Homer: [whistles at Marge in her new Chanel outfit] You look great.
+:'''Homer:''' ''[whistles at Marge in her new Chanel outfit]'' You look great.
-Marge: Really? You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special.
+:'''Marge:''' Really? You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special.
-Homer: Spurlock's Cafeteria, it is.
+:'''Homer:''' Spurlock's Cafeteria, it is.
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-Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
+:'''Homer:''' What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
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-Evelyn [to Marge]: Automotive skills and fashion sense. Why, you've come a long way from the girl I knew nothing about in high school.
+:'''Evelyn:''' ''[to Marge]'' Automotive skills and fashion sense. Why, you've come a long way from the girl I knew nothing about in high school.
-Marge: We ran with our different crowds. You had your debutante balls and... skinny-dipping, and I had my... home shoe repair course.
+:'''Marge:''' We ran with our different crowds. You had your debutante balls and... skinny-dipping, and I had my... home shoe repair course.
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-Lisa: Do I have to go? That country club is a hotbed of exclusionist snobs and status-seeking social climbers.
+:'''Lisa:''' Do I have to go? That country club is a hotbed of exclusionist snobs and status-seeking social climbers.
-Marge: I've told you, I don't like you using the word "hotbed". Please, Lisa, we so rarely get to do things like this. And everybody, everybody please be on your best behavior. Bart, no grifting.
+:'''Marge:''' I've told you, I don't like you using the word "hotbed". Please, Lisa, we so rarely get to do things like this. And everybody, everybody please be on your best behavior. Bart, no grifting.
-Bart: [puts a deck of cards in his sleeve] Aw, raspberries.
+:'''Bart:''' ''[puts a deck of cards in his sleeve]'' Aw, raspberries.
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-Susan: I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
+:'''Susan:''' I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
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-Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way. Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes. Sometimes the most satisfying meal is the one you cook yourself. [pause from the ladies]
+:'''Marge:''' I get food in the mail, but in a different way. Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes. Sometimes the most satisfying meal is the one you cook yourself.
-Patricia: Mmm. That's so true, Marge. One night, Wif and I came home late. We decided not to wake Iris, so instead, we microwaved our own soup. [laughs] [the ladies murmur and agree] Of course, it was a horrible mess, but Iris didn't mind cleaning it up.
+:'''Patricia:''' Mmm. That's so true, Marge. One night, Wif and I came home late. We decided not to wake Iris, so instead, we microwaved our own soup. [laughs] [the ladies murmur and agree] Of course, it was a horrible mess, but Iris didn't mind cleaning it up.
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-Bart: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels until I paid him to stop.
+:'''Bart:''' That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels until I paid him to stop.
-Homer: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy.
+:'''Homer:''' ''[holding a stack of towels]'' Should have held out longer, boy.
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-Lisa: The rich are different from you and me
+:'''Lisa:''' The rich are different from you and me
-Marge: Yes, they're better.
+:'''Marge:''' Yes, they're better.
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-Marge: [thinking] Marge: [thinking] Oh, we've got a winning hand, we can take the rest of the tricks [camera pans higher up] [thinking] Oh, we'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don't make friends by winning [camera pans higher up]
+:'''Marge:''' ''[thinking]'' Oh, we've got a winning hand, we can take the rest of the tricks [camera pans higher up] ''[thinking]'' Oh, we'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don't make friends by winning ''[camera pans higher up]''
-[thinking] Still, there's nothing more popular than a gracious winner. [camera pans to the end of her hair] [thinking] Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head ended 18&nbsp;inches ago.
+''[thinking]'' Still, there's nothing more popular than a gracious winner. ''[camera pans to the end of her hair]'' ''[thinking]'' Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head ended 18&nbsp;inches ago.
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-Homer [reading a book about golf]: Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
+:'''Homer:''' [reading a book about golf] Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
-Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
+:'''Marge:''' Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
-Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?
+:'''Homer:''' ''[yawns]'' Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?
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-Lisa [riding on a pony]: Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
+:'''Lisa:''' ''[riding on a pony]'' Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
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-Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch" but the culottes say "You're paying".
+:'''Roberta:''' Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch" but the culottes say "You're paying".
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-Marge: I'll be there with bells on.
+:'''Marge:''' I'll be there with bells on.
-Susan: Bells? Where exactly will you be attaching them to that tattered Chanel suit?
+:'''Susan:''' Bells? Where exactly will you be attaching them to that tattered Chanel suit?
-Evelyn: Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
+:'''Evelyn:''' Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
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-Homer: Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr. Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big
+:'''Homer:''' Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr. Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for!
-Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please! We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us.
+:'''Marge:''' All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please! We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us.
-[Homer kisses Marge and Lisa, who is on the bed]
+:''[Homer kisses Marge and Lisa, who is on the bed]''
-Lisa: Mom, did you like horses when you were my age, 'cause I--
+:'''Lisa:''' Mom, did you like horses when you were my age, 'cause I--
-Marge: I don't know. Look, tonight is very important. Mommy has to alter her suit so it looks like a totally new suit.
+:'''Marge:''' I don't know. Look, tonight is very important. Mommy has to alter her suit so it looks like a totally new suit.
-Lisa: [talking fast] Mom, do you want to know the fifteen reasons I like horses better than cars? One, a horse never has to--
+:'''Lisa:''' ''[talking fast]'' Mom, do you want to know the fifteen reasons I like horses better than cars? One, a horse never has to--
-Marge: I really need to concentrate on this, Lisa, would you mind just--
+:'''Marge:''' I really need to concentrate on this, Lisa, would you mind just--
-Lisa: You know how a horse goes like this? [jumps up and down on the bed] Mom, like this!
+:'''Lisa:''' You know how a horse goes like this? [jumps up and down on the bed] Mom, like this!
-Marge: I've already altered this so many times, it's not impossible--
+:'''Marge:''' I've already altered this so many times, it's not impossible--
-Lisa: Whinny, whinny! Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mo-m!
+:'''Lisa:''' Whinny, whinny! Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mo-m!
-Marge: [yelling] LISA, PLEASE!! [pause; Lisa leaves the room]
+:'''Marge:''' ''[yelling]'' LISA, PLEASE!! ''[pause; Lisa leaves the room]''
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 Marge: Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high quality clothes?