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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Scat Brat |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Scat Brat |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}<b..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Scat Brat
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}<br>[[STEM Conference Hotel]]
|characters = [[Brendan Beiderbecke]], [[Nelson]], [[Lisa]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Scat Brat''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}} part of {{TOCU|The Buck Stops Here}} content update. It requires the [[STEM Conference Hotel]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|This is a boy who sounds incredible and looks dreamy. How could he be any more perfect?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Pfft. You only like him because he's talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Don't forget his intoxicating English accent. He's unequivocally perfect!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brendan Dazzle With His Perfectness|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can't GET enough of my incredible jazz.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie!}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah, but that “guy” is one of [[Hollywood]]'s leading superhunks.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice!}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're right — you're a double threat!}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Now I think you know what you're up against.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brendan Play Difficult Jazz on Piano|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Brendan Contemplate His Existence|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|MY BREAKIN' HEART…}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement!}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|I CAN TAKE THE ‘B-' TRAIN…}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's an obvious parody!}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND…}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh no, THAT'S musically effective…and ever-so-lovely.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park.}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon}}
{{TB|My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I'm hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships.}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn't bother me with any pesky dreams of her own.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brendan Muse Pretentiously|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, the life I could have had, if only I weren't just a little too good for you!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're talented, Brendan, but you'll never love anyone more than yourself.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority… after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Haw—huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You're sweet beneath the haw-haw, Nelson. But I need someone who'll treasure my heart, not bully it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brendan and Nelson Be Amazed Lisa Rejected Them|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Prepare for STEM Conference|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Buck Stops Here}}

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 |name = Scat Brat
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 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}}
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 |characters = [[Brendan Beiderbecke]], [[Nelson]], [[Lisa]]
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 {{TB|Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie!}}
 {{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Yeah, but that “guy” is one of [[Hollywood]]'s leading superhunks.}}
+{{TB|Yeah, but that "guy" is one of [[Hollywood]]'s leading superhunks.}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice!}}
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Singing}}
-{{TB|MY BREAKIN' HEART…}}
+{{TB|MY BREAKIN' HEART...}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement!}}
 {{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Singing}}
-{{TB|I CAN TAKE THE ‘B-' TRAIN…}}
+{{TB|I CAN TAKE THE 'B-' TRAIN...}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|That's an obvious parody!}}
 {{Tapped Out Brendan Beiderbecke Icon|Singing}}
-{{TB|KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND…}}
+{{TB|KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND...}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Oh no, THAT'S musically effective…and ever-so-lovely.}}
+{{TB|Oh no, THAT'S musically effective...and ever-so-lovely.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him|4 hours|the [[STEM Conference Hotel]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw!}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority… after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.}}
+{{TB|Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority... after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you.}}