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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{ShortPrevNextQuo|The Perfect Crime|Grampa &amp; the Kids}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Want to hear a scary story? &#039;&#039;[turns off the lights]&#039;&#039; Once upon a time, there was an...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{ShortPrevNextQuo|The Perfect Crime|Grampa &amp; the Kids}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Want to hear a scary story? ''[turns off the lights]'' Once upon a time, there was an evil insane maniac-<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, why don't you tell the story with the lights on?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Okay, you little babies. ''[looks around for the switch]'' I can't find the light switch. It's gone! ''[Lisa turns the lights back on]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Everybody comfy? Once upon a time, there was a psychopathic strangler on the loose in a dark house. They couldn't see him, but they could hear his breathing. ''[makes deep breathing noises]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} It was dark. All was silent, and then they heard it. The sound of the crafty vampire sucking the blood from his latest victim. Listen.<br /> {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} ''[makes sucking noises]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} And now for the scariest story of all. Once upon a time, three little children sat shivering in the dark. Suddenly, they heard footsteps. Listen, you can almost hear them. Coming closer. And closer. And then the footsteps stopped. ''[Homer and Marge open the door, causing the kids to scream]''<br /> <br /> {{Shorts Season 2|Q}}</div>

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