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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer:''' I can't take it any more! :'''Marge:''' You can't take what any more, Homer? :'''Homer:''' You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little m..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer:''' I can't take it any more! :'''Marge:''' You can't take what any more, Homer? :'''Homer:''' You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little m..."

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I can't take it any more!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't take what any more, Homer?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of liefe behind bars!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoddlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Although the youngsters havent' actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid oi' magazine!
----
:'''[[Bart]]:''' This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
:'''[[Lou]]:''' Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, don't tase me, bro!
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It was?!?!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna bsee the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magainze suggesting this method of correcting children!
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Boys, the next time Hoemr Simpsno calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
:'''[[Lou]]:''' You'll never take me alive, coppers!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
----
:'''[[Homer]]:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yer for another two hours!
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Homer!
:'''[[Lou]]:''' Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
:'''[[Homer]]:'''Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magainze go?
:'''[[Marge]]:'''Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using it's adive to deal with Bart?
:'''[[Homer]]:'''No, I'm gonna swat him it! Repeatedly!

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	{{qf\|Homer}} No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!		{{qf\|Homer}} No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I can't take it any more!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I can't take it any more!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't take what any more, Homer?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You can't take what any more, Homer?
-:'''Homer:''' You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
+{{qf|Homer}} You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
-:'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars!
-:'''Homer:''' Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prison inmates!
-:'''Kent Brockman:''' Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
-:'''Homer:''' This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine!
+{{qf|Homer}} This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser!
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser!
-:'''Bart:''' Hey, don't tase me, bro!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, don't tase me, bro!
-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
+{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
-:'''Bart:''' It was?!?!
+{{qf|Bart}} It was?!?!
-:'''Homer:''' That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
+{{qf|Homer}} That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
-:'''Marge:''' I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magazine suggesting this method of correcting children!
+{{qf|Marge}} I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magazine suggesting this method of correcting children!
 ----
-:'''Clancy Wiggum:''' Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
-:'''Eddie:''' Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
+{{qf|Eddie}} Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
-:'''Clancy Wiggum:''' Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
-:'''Bart:''' You'll never take me alive, coppers!
+{{qf|Bart}} You'll never take me alive, coppers!
-:'''Lou:''' Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
+{{qf|Lou}} Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours!
+{{qf|Homer}} B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours!
-:'''Eddie:''' Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
+{{qf|Eddie}} Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
-:'''Homer:''' And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
+{{qf|Homer}} And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
-:'''Bart:''' Hiya, Homer!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hiya, Homer!
-:'''Lou:''' Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
+{{qf|Lou}} Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
-:'''Bart:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
-:'''Homer:''' Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magazine go?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magazine go?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart?
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart?
-:'''Homer:''' No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!
+{{qf|Homer}} No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!

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 :'''[[Homer]]:''' I can't take it any more!
 :'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't take what any more, Homer?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
+:'''Homer:''' You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
+:'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
 ----
 :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
+:'''Homer:''' Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
+:'''Kent Brockman:''' Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine!
+:'''Homer:''' This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine!
 ----
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
 :'''[[Lou]]:''' Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, don't tase me, bro!
+:'''Bart:''' Hey, don't tase me, bro!
 :'''[[Eddie]]:''' After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' It was?!?!
+:'''Bart:''' It was?!?!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
+:'''Homer:''' That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magainze suggesting this method of correcting children!
+:'''Marge:''' I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magazine suggesting this method of correcting children!
 ----
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
+:'''Clancy Wiggum:''' Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
+:'''Eddie:''' Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
+:'''Clancy Wiggum:''' Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You'll never take me alive, coppers!
+:'''Bart:''' You'll never take me alive, coppers!
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
+:'''Lou:''' Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours!
+:'''Homer:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours!
-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
+:'''Eddie:''' Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
+:'''Homer:''' And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Homer!
+:'''Bart:''' Hiya, Homer!
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
+:'''Lou:''' Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
+:'''Bart:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magainze go?
+:'''Homer:''' Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magazine go?
 :'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!
+:'''Homer:''' No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!

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 :'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a  startling dose of liefe behind bars!
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoddlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Although the youngsters havent' actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid oi' magazine!
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine!
 ----
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
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 :'''[[Eddie]]:''' After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' It was?!?!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' That right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna bsee the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
 :'''[[Marge]]:''' I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magainze suggesting this method of correcting children!
 ----
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 :'''[[Lou]]:''' Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yer for another two hours!
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours!
 :'''[[Eddie]]:''' Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
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 :'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magainze go?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using it's advice to deal with Bart?
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I'm gonna swat him it! Repeatedly!
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!

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