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‎Pt. 5

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Scandalous Spending |image = |level = 37 |update = {{TOCU|Level 38}} |requirements = |characters = Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, [[Judge Snyder]..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Scandalous Spending |image = |level = 37 |update = {{TOCU|Level 38}} |requirements = |characters = Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, [[Judge Snyder]..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Scandalous Spending
|image =
|level = 37
|update = {{TOCU|Level 38}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Wiggum]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Judge Snyder]]
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|Weekend Dad|16}}
|next = {{TOQP|Two Extra Eyes on Springfield|1}}
}}

'''Scandalous Spending''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 38}} content update. It unlocks [[Judge Snyder]] and the [[Court House]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t you usually go to the mob when you need someone taken care of?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah… much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Sure thing Mayor, I'll get right on it!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chief Wiggum Procrastinate|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|This spying software is great! It’s like a video game except everything is in real time and I can’t use donuts to speed it up.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Do something, you boring productive members of society!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|That’s it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I’ll shoot!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Three!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Two!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}BANG*}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|We don’t have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|And you’ve never looked better, Lou.}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
{{TB|If you need to use a computer, why don’t you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server|3 hours|[[The Java Server]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger’s been posting from this very cafe.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I’ll just scoot my chair over.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Finally I’ve found a form of activism that doesn’t require participating in 5K’s – blogging!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|And all this publishing of Springfield’s shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can't wait to buy new gloves!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|How about the Mayor’s private jet with the name ‘Mayor Force Fun'.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Two puns in one name?! Shameless!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist|30 minutes|[[The Java Server]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Freeze, fatty! You’re under arrest.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|You can’t arrest me if you can’t catch me.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|But you didn’t go anywhere…}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger|10 hours|[[Comic Book Guy]]|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, whistleblower. You’re under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|But if you confess to the first two, we’ll drop the murder charge.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|“Fair and speedy trial?” There's no way that's a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Actually Chief, it's right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You don’t say! Huh, I’ve got a lot of families to apologize to.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Reach Level 38 And Build Court House|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I’m here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we’ll wipe this whole business under the rug.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I’d rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Speaking of hunger, it's been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing|4 hours|the [[Court House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing|4 hours|the [[Court House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session|4 hours|the [[Court House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After the jobs have started|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Not guilty!}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.}}
{{THT|After the tasks are complete.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Due to your girth and wrist size, we’ll have to order a new extra large pillory from “Take a Chill Pill-ory.”}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don't currently have such a store.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|So you're free to go.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Worst…Victory…Ever…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 36-40}}

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 |caption = Icons for Pt. 1-2 and 4 (Wiggum), Pt. 3 (Comic Book Guy), and Pt. 5-6 (Judge Snyder)
 |level = 37
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 38}}
 |requirements =
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 |internal = ScandalousSpending
 |id = 15003 - 15008
-|previous = {{TOQP|Weekend Dad|16}}
+|previous = {{TOQP|Weekend Dad|16}} (if level 37)<br>{{ap|Bachelor Arms|Tapped Out quest}} (if level 38)
 |next = {{TOQP|Two Extra Eyes on Springfield|1}}
 }}

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 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|You don't say! Huh, I've got a lot of families to apologize to.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Build|Reach Level 38 And Build Court House|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Build|Reach Level 38 And Build [[Court House]]|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Scandalous Spending
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Wiggum Sidebar.png|x100px]][[File:Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Sidebar.png|x85px]]<br>[[File:Tapped Out Judge Snyder Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 37
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 38}}
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 |characters = [[Wiggum]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Judge Snyder]]
 |optional =
 |previous = {{TOQP|Weekend Dad|16}}
 |next = {{TOQP|Two Extra Eyes on Springfield|1}}
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}

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 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger|10 hours|[[Comic Book Guy]]|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger|10 hours|[[Comic Book Guy]]|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}