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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} it&#039;s Saturday the 14th! It&#039;s <a href="/wiki/Mt._Splashmore" title="Mt. Splashmore">Mt. Splashmore</a> day! I&#039;ve been waiting forever for this! You didn&#039;t forget, did you? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Er... No...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} it's Saturday the 14th! It's [[Mt. Splashmore]] day! I've been waiting forever for this! You didn't forget, did you?<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Er... No.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} This year they've added real stinging jellyfish to the kiddie pool!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Saxophone shmaxophone! I bet I could be &quot;special&quot; like Lisa if I wanted to! That would show them! I'll out saxophone Lisa!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Why do you want a new backless dress?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I said I want to get back at Lisa for getting a new dress!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Oh.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Do you really plan to make Lisa cry?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hey, if I can't get wet at Mt. Splashmore, then she's gonna provide some waterworks!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Dewey Largo]]}} Even though I have come to loathe jazz music, your tone and technique are quite impressive. Would you consider joining our school band? I'll make you our new first chair saxxophone...<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But... I'm first chair!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} This is embarrassing!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I have no son!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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