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 == Plot ==
-[[Hank Scorpio]] is sitting in a Turkish prison in [[Istanbul]] when he gets a new cellmate, [[Homer Simpson]]. Hank says that he is in prison for selling death rays to a rebel army. Hank asks if Homer wants his sandwich, but he tells him that he hates them now because a couple of weeks ago when he was in Lisa's room, he discovered that there is a country named Turkey, so he emptied out the family savings and took the the family there in search of the ultimate turkey sandwich, and last weekend he found it. He says he is in prison because they take their food very seriously.
+[[Hank Scorpio]] is sitting in a Turkish prison in [[Istanbul]] when he gets a new cellmate, [[Homer Simpson]]. Hank says that he is in prison for selling death rays to a rebel army. Hank asks if Homer wants his sandwich, but he tells him that he hates them now because a couple of weeks ago when he was in Lisa's room, he discovered that there is a country named Turkey, so he emptied out the family savings and took the family there in search of the ultimate turkey sandwich, and last weekend he found it. He says he is in prison because they take their food very seriously.
 The prison guards come in and start destroying the food that Homer tried to take out of the country, and begin to eat up Homer's sandwich, but it makes them feel sick and they collapse. Hank and Homer escape and encounter the rest of the [[Simpson family]]. Hank explains that they are in a hurry. Lisa asks Hank if he blackmailed the federal government into giving him control of the American east coast and everyone thinks he is dead now, which he admits. Hank and the Simpson family jump out of a window and hijack a vehicle belonging to one of his employees. In the car, Lisa discovers a phone, and she calls Interpol and tells them where Hank is. Bart asks why she did it, to which she replies that it is her responsibility. The police start to chase the car, but the employee has installed a jetpack in the car so they start to fly away from the police. Hank contacts his office for the first time in three years, and he tells the Simpsons that his empire speed has been repossessed by the bank. He says that he still has his dream: he wants to rule most of Europe. He asks Homer if he wants to help him, to which Homer replies that he does. Hank says that all he needs is a Saturn rocket or a space shuttle. Bart suggests that they visit a Soviet army base, so they do.

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-'''''Sandwiches Are Forever''''' is a ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' story featured in {{SC|117}}.
+'''''Sandwiches Are Forever''''' is a ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' story first printed in {{SC|117}}.
 == Plot ==

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+[[Hank Scorpio]] is sitting in a Turkish prison in [[Istanbul]] when he gets a new cellmate, [[Homer Simpson]]. Hank says that he is in prison for selling death rays to a rebel army. Hank asks if Homer wants his sandwich, but he tells him that he hates them now because a couple of weeks ago when he was in Lisa's room, he discovered that there is a country named Turkey, so he emptied out the family savings and took the the family there in search of the ultimate turkey sandwich, and last weekend he found it. He says he is in prison because they take their food very seriously.
-The prison gurds come in to Homer and start destroying the food that Homer was on his way to taking out of the country and begin to eating up Homer's sandwich, but the made them feel sick and they going down. Hank and Homer escapes and outside the cell they encounter the rest of the [[Simpson family]]. Hank explains that they are in a hurry and after Lisa asked Hank if he blackmailed the federal into giving you control of the American east coast and everyone thinks now he are dead, which he admits. Hank and the Simpson family jumps out a window in the prison and go to a vehicle belonging to one of his employees. In the car discovers Lisa that there is a phone and she calls Interpol and tell to them where Hank is, Bart asks why she did it and she says they are her responsibility. The police start begun to chase the car but the employee has installed a jetpack in the car so they start to fly away from the police. Hank contact his office for the first time after sitting in the prison for three years, and he tell to the Simpsons at his empire speed been repossessed by the bank. He tell that he still have his dream, he want's rule most of Europe and ask Homer if he wants to help him and he wants it. Hank now requires just a saturn rocket or a space shuttle, Bart suggests that they can visit a soviet army base and they do it.
+The prison guards come in and start destroying the food that Homer tried to take out of the country, and begin to eat up Homer's sandwich, but it makes them feel sick and they collapse. Hank and Homer escape and encounter the rest of the [[Simpson family]]. Hank explains that they are in a hurry. Lisa asks Hank if he blackmailed the federal government into giving him control of the American east coast and everyone thinks he is dead now, which he admits. Hank and the Simpson family jump out of a window and hijack a vehicle belonging to one of his employees. In the car, Lisa discovers a phone, and she calls Interpol and tells them where Hank is. Bart asks why she did it, to which she replies that it is her responsibility. The police start to chase the car, but the employee has installed a jetpack in the car so they start to fly away from the police. Hank contacts his office for the first time in three years, and he tells the Simpsons that his empire speed has been repossessed by the bank. He says that he still has his dream: he wants to rule most of Europe. He asks Homer if he wants to help him, to which Homer replies that he does. Hank says that all he needs is a Saturn rocket or a space shuttle. Bart suggests that they visit a Soviet army base, so they do.
-Hank is preparing an attack on the base but Lisa tell then that the Russians are our allies now, and shout to the Russian base that there are Americans here and they are apprehended quickly. But as Hank speak Russian, they manage to rob a space shuttle and the Simpsons ride with Hank into space. The ship docks with the Fox satellite where Hank has his Death Ray 3000. Hank begin to contact the Swiss when he smell the sandwich as Homer hidden, when Hank gets close to him, he throws it away which shorting out the control board. Hank is sad, Homer has ruined a five million dollar control but Hank's employees who are on board the satellite says he can fix it. Hank offers Homer another chance. Lisa walks around the satellite and discovers a per of smelly old boots and see a chance for redemption. Hank contact since the [[President Schmid]] to tell what he is doing, unless they get up and give him all the Swiss bank. Lisa is placing the boots on the gears on Death Ray machine so that the wheels get stuck when Hank activate it. Five minutes have passed and Hank fire the death ray, but the boots as Lisa put the machine against Homer but nothing happens, except that his cheese in the sandwich melts. Hank gives up, his can't take over Europe with a death ray that only destroys cheese.
+Hank prepares an attack on the base, but Lisa tells him that the Russians are our allies now. She shouts to the Russian base that there are Americans here, and they are apprehended quickly. But as Hank speaks Russian, they manage to rob a space shuttle and the Simpsons ride with Hank into space. The ship docks with the Fox satellite where Hank has his Death Ray 3000. Hank begins to contact the Swiss when he smells the sandwich that Homer has hidden. When Hank gets close to him, he throws it away, causing the control board to short-circuit. Hank is sad that Homer has ruined a five-million-dollar control, but Hank's employees on board the satellite say they can fix it. Hank offers Homer another chance. Lisa walks around the satellite and discovers a pair of smelly old boots, and sees a chance for redemption. Hank contacts [[President Schmid]] and orders him to tell him what he is doing, unless they give him all the Swiss banks. Lisa places the boots on the gears of the Death Ray machine so that the wheels get stuck when Hank activates it. After five minutes, Hank fire the death ray, but nothing happens, except that the cheese in Homer's sandwich melts. Hank gives up, because he can't take over Europe with a death ray that only destroys cheese.
-Shortly thereafter abdicates the president of France and Hank becomes the new president of France because the current can not live without cheese. Hank, hanks Homer with a French sandwich and he gives his employees the role as mayor of the Paris. Bart gets a mini-death ray and Lisa gets a globe. Homer discovers then there is a country called [[Chile]].
+Shortly afterwards, Hank becomes the new president of France because they cannot live without cheese. Hank thanks Homer with a French sandwich and elects one of his employees mayor of Paris. Bart gets a mini-death ray and Lisa gets a globe. Homer then discovers that there is a country called [[Chile]].
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