STEM Vs. Them - Revision history

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2025-06-26T17:13:31Z

‎Pt. 4: replaced: {{TBT|'''Message'''}} → {{Tapped Out Message}}

Solar Dragon at 16:18, May 8, 2025

2025-05-08T16:18:59Z

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2024-11-14T15:35:36Z

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = STEM Vs. Them |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest..."

2024-11-14T14:48:51Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = STEM Vs. Them |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = STEM Vs. Them
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Nelson]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|episode = yes
}}

'''STEM Vs. Them''' is a temporary questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}} part of {{TOCU|The Buck Stops Here}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We're headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|I'm just excited we're going to see the Visible Man!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's IN-visible man, Lisa. You don't know much about horror movies, do you?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Life-Sized Visible Man]]}}<br>{{Task|Tap Life-Sized Visible Man}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song… uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Singing Notes}}
{{TB|SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Singing Notes}}
{{TB|SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps*}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Bart!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. *farts*}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Singing Notes}}
{{TB|I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Singing Notes}}
{{TB|MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Why you little…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Tease Lisa|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Go ahead and tease me — you're really just teasing yourselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dude, we're supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|If by “a boy who understands you”, you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That's more like it. I knew you had it in you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Nelson, I don't know why you're hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn't be back in my life! Why tease me now?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom's passed out on the stoop. Can't get in the house.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Not Be Understood by Others|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Uh-oh… I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Singing Notes}}
{{TB|I'LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Singing Notes}}
{{TB|AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|MOMMY WON'T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry, Lis. I'll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably 'til you're in high school, and I'm in juvie!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Sing|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Where's that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It's America's only true art form — and its least popular!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons - Sunday 8/7C on FOX!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Buck Stops Here}}

@@ Line 104: / Line 104: @@
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Dreamy}}
 {{TB|Where's that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It's America's only true art form — and its least popular!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons - Sunday 8/7C on FOX!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = STEM Vs. Them
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Life-Sized Visible Man Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU2|The Buck Stops Here|"Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Nelson]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 {{TB|Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song… uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here!}}
+{{TB|It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song... uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Singing Notes}}
-{{TB|SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH…}}
+{{TB|SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Singing Notes}}
-{{TB|SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps*}}
+{{TB|SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! {{*}}burps{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 {{TB|Bart!!!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
-{{TB|I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. *farts*}}
+{{TB|I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. {{*}}farts{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
-{{TB|I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food…}}
+{{TB|I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Singing Notes}}
-{{TB|I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES…}}
+{{TB|I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Singing Notes}}
-{{TB|MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY…}}
+{{TB|MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Why you little…}}
+{{TB|Why you little...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Tease Lisa|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{TB|It's perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
-{{TB|If by “a boy who understands you”, you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.}}
+{{TB|If by "a boy who understands you", you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 {{TB|Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.}}
@@ Line 90: / Line 90: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh-oh… I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.}}
+{{TB|Uh-oh... I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Singing Notes}}
 {{TB|I'LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.}}