Ruffing It - Revision history

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2024-11-17T14:33:28Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Ruffing It |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}} |requirements = Act 3 |characters = Homer, Moe, Lisa, {{TOCG|The Simpsons..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Ruffing It
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}}
|requirements = Act 3
|characters = [[Homer]], [[Moe]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family}}
|optional = See [[#Pt. 2|Pt. 2]]
|previous = {{TOQP|D'oh-parture Zone|1}}
|next = [[More Gas]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Ruffing It''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Bart Royale}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I've got no Wi-Fi. My myPad battery is dead. How is a binge-watcher supposed to survive in his fortress?!}}
{{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon|Devious}}
{{TB|With my power plant workers frolicking in play forts and bungling in jungle gyms, I've switched my business plan from controlling all power to controlling all the water.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon|Shout}}
{{TB|The town won't stand for it and neither will I!}}
{{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You're right, annoying urchin. Rather, the town will KNEEL.}}
{{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon|Devious}}
{{TB|For you see, I have struck a deal with these ruffians you have cast aside. They protect me from your squabbles and I provide them with the essentials long denied them.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Ruffian Fort]]}}<br>{{Task|Destroy Ruffian Fort Defenses|25}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That'll teach them “roofies” to mess with Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Blast! Well, “RUFFIANS”, what are you going to do about it?}}
{{Tapped Out Mumbles Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}mumbles unintelligibly*}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
{{TB|He said, “Great consideration is being employed towards our response and will be determined upon completion of proper hydration.”}}
{{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't just dilly-dally the day away. Hit them back! Damage their hovels and you'll have all the water you could want.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Youngsters Fortify|4 hours|the [[Mega Playscape]]|4}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Adults Fortify|4 hours|the [[Junk Base]]|4}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Adults consist of:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Mountain Man]], [[Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills]], [[Crazy Iguana Lady]], [[Hellfish Abe]], [[Hellfish Burns]], [[Pyro]], [[Homer]], [[Krusty]], [[Cletus]], [[Willie]], and [[Moe]]
}}}}

Youngsters consist of:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Wendell Borton]], [[Erik]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], [[Pita]], [[Peta]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Martin]], [[Nelson]], and [[Ralph]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|All this fighting is thirsty work. Moe, do you deliver?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Sure. But you should know that given the stranglehold Burns-ey has on water, people been turning to your favorite suds for their hydratin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Finally, all those uppity types gotta look ol' Moe in his good eye and ask for help. What am I sayin'? I got no good eye. They'z both dead.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Deliver to the “Front”|4 hours|the [[Junk Base]]}}<br>{{Task|Unlock Emperor Moe}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Isn't anyone going to stop this? It's turning Springfield into a dystopian nightmare!}}
{{Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey some of us do quite well in a society of “non-traditional” rule.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|At the expense of everyone else!}}
{{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Well, little Sally Socialist, that is not how the world works. Everyone desires something and anyone that controls what is desired will rise to the top of the heap… and then they can crush that heap.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Figure Out What Springfield Really Desires|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Civilization has been cast aside, we barely have food, water, and power. People are happier fighting and living in a practically medieval world.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's almost Game of Thorns-times. Of course! Everyone goes crazy watching it and they're all anticipating the next season…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That's it!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, Dad, if this fighting isn't settled you will both suffer the consequences.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|What consequences could we suffer? Knee scrapes? Torn pants?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|Big deal. Someone might see my underwear. *laughs*}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|If this fighting doesn't end… everyone involved will miss out on the next season of Game of Thorns.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Psh, the DVR will record it. We won't miss a thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I will yell out endings and spoil every episode.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
{{TB|Aaaaaahhh!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family|Simpsons}} Settle Differences|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm glad everyone settled their differences and we worked out a way for Bootsie and friends to watch as well.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Now, I can look forward to a normal life. At least what passes for normal in Springfield anyway.}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
{{TB|We don't miss a moment streaming from the library. Sure beats watchin' from a tree limb outside Homer's bedroom window every week.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|The dragons are the coolest.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|No way man, the zombies are the coolest!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}chokes Bart* I'll zombie you!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You have completed the event story! Keep clearing Ruffians and Assaulting to expand your bases!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GasC|50}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Bart Royale}}

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 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|{{*}}chokes Bart{{*}} I'll zombie you!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You have completed the event story! Keep clearing Ruffians and Assaulting to expand your bases!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{GasC|50}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Ruffing It
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Bart Royale Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]], [[Moe]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family}}
 |optional = See [[#Pt. 2|Pt. 2]]
 |previous = {{TOQP|D'oh-parture Zone|1}}
 |next = [[More Gas]]
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}

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 {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|That'll teach them “roofies” to mess with Springfield!}}
+{{TB|That'll teach them "roofies" to mess with Springfield!}}
 {{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Blast! Well, “RUFFIANS”, what are you going to do about it?}}
+{{TB|Blast! Well, "RUFFIANS", what are you going to do about it?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mumbles Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}mumbles unintelligibly*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}mumbles unintelligibly{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
-{{TB|He said, “Great consideration is being employed towards our response and will be determined upon completion of proper hydration.”}}
+{{TB|He said, "Great consideration is being employed towards our response and will be determined upon completion of proper hydration."}}
 {{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Don't just dilly-dally the day away. Hit them back! Damage their hovels and you'll have all the water you could want.}}
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Finally, all those uppity types gotta look ol' Moe in his good eye and ask for help. What am I sayin'? I got no good eye. They'z both dead.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Deliver to the “Front”|4 hours|the [[Junk Base]]}}<br>{{Task|Unlock Emperor Moe}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Deliver to the "Front"|4 hours|the [[Junk Base]]}}<br>{{Task|Unlock Emperor Moe}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|Isn't anyone going to stop this? It's turning Springfield into a dystopian nightmare!}}
 {{Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Hey some of us do quite well in a society of “non-traditional” rule.}}
+{{TB|Hey some of us do quite well in a society of "non-traditional" rule.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 {{TB|At the expense of everyone else!}}
 {{Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, little Sally Socialist, that is not how the world works. Everyone desires something and anyone that controls what is desired will rise to the top of the heap… and then they can crush that heap.}}
+{{TB|Well, little Sally Socialist, that is not how the world works. Everyone desires something and anyone that controls what is desired will rise to the top of the heap... and then they can crush that heap.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Figure Out What Springfield Really Desires|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 {{TB|Civilization has been cast aside, we barely have food, water, and power. People are happier fighting and living in a practically medieval world.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|It's almost Game of Thorns-times. Of course! Everyone goes crazy watching it and they're all anticipating the next season…}}
+{{TB|It's almost Game of Thorns-times. Of course! Everyone goes crazy watching it and they're all anticipating the next season...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|That's it!}}
@@ Line 101: / Line 101: @@
 {{TB|What consequences could we suffer? Knee scrapes? Torn pants?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
-{{TB|Big deal. Someone might see my underwear. *laughs*}}
+{{TB|Big deal. Someone might see my underwear. {{*}}laughs{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|If this fighting doesn't end… everyone involved will miss out on the next season of Game of Thorns.}}
+{{TB|If this fighting doesn't end... everyone involved will miss out on the next season of Game of Thorns.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 {{TB|Psh, the DVR will record it. We won't miss a thing.}}
@@ Line 122: / Line 122: @@
 {{TB|No way man, the zombies are the coolest!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|{{*}}chokes Bart* I'll zombie you!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}chokes Bart{{*}} I'll zombie you!}}
 {{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 {{TB|You have completed the event story! Keep clearing Ruffians and Assaulting to expand your bases!}}

Ruffing It - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Pt. 5 */ replaced: {{TBT|'''Message'''}} → {{Tapped Out Message}}

Solar Dragon at 21:28, May 4, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (3), “ → " (5), ” → " (5), * → {{*}} (6), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (2)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Ruffing It |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}} |requirements = Act 3 |characters = Homer, Moe, Lisa, {{TOCG|The Simpsons..."

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (3), “ → " (5), ” → " (5), * → {{}} (6), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (2)