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The Quotes tab doesn't need to have "Quotes" at the top of the page

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 {{qf|Smithers}} Who's Bobo, sir?
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo, they should have never canceled that show.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant [[Sheriff Lobo|Lobo...Sherrif Lobo]], they should have never canceled that show.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[Pulls Bobo out of the bag of ice]'' Hey, it's a teddy bear. Gross, it's probably diseased or something. Here, Maggie.

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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Do as I say!
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-''Night time. Homer, half asleep and in his underwear, wanders over to the fridge and takes something out of it.''
+:''[Night time. Homer, half asleep and in his underwear, wanders over to the fridge and takes something out of it.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... sixty-four slices of American cheese.
 :''[He sits down at the table with the stack of slices.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Sixty-four. ''[eats it]'' Sixty-three. ''[eats it]''
 :''[Fade to morning, and he is struggling to finish.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Two... ''[eats it very slowly]'' One... ''[eats it]''
 :''[Marge walks in.]''
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Have you been up all night eating cheese?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[slurred]'' I think I'm blind...
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart.
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, I also do a delightful impression of him. ''[laughs]'' I paint a frowny face on my butt and pull down my pants!
 :''[Marge and Lisa groan.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Now, I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent...
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Incontinent! ''[laughs]'' Too rich!
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 {{qf|Smithers}} I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike [[Lassie]], was just run over in the parking lot.
 :''[Audience gasps]''
 {{qf|Smithers}} And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
 {{qf|Homer}} Are you ready to laugh?
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 {{qf|Homer}} Who needs his money? We're getting by okay.
 :''[Grampa crashes a Ute through the Simpsons' wall.]''
 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don't have any insurance! ''[pause]'' So, how's my Ute?
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@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer Goes to College|Treehouse of Horror IV|Rosebud}}
-'''[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': How much do you want.
+'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': How much do you want.
-'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': A million dollars and three [[Hawaii]]an islands. Good ones, not the leper one.
+'''[[Homer]]''': A million dollars and three [[Hawaii]]an islands. Good ones, not the leper one.
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 '''Mr. Burns''': Have [[the Rolling Stones]] killed.
-'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]''': But sir, those weren't the...
+'''[[Smithers]]''': But sir, those weren't the...
 '''Mr. Burns''': Do as I say!
@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 '''Homer''': Mmm... sixty-four slices of American cheese.
-''He sits down at the table with the stack of slices.''
+''[He sits down at the table with the stack of slices.]''
 '''Homer''': Sixty-four. ''(eats it)'' Sixty-three. ''(eats it)''
-''Fade to morning, and he is struggling to finish.''
+''[Fade to morning, and he is struggling to finish.]''
 '''Homer''': Two... ''(eats it very slowly)'' One... ''(eats it)''
-''Marge walks in.''
+''[Marge walks in.]''
-'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Have you been up all night eating cheese?
+'''[[Marge]]''': Have you been up all night eating cheese?
 '''Homer''': ''(slurred)'' I think I'm blind...
@@ Line 36: / Line 36: @@
 '''Marge''': I don't think it's a good idea to humiliate your boss on his birthday.
-'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart.
+'''[[Lisa]]''': Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart.
 '''Homer''': Well, I also do a delightful impression of him. [laughs] I paint a frowny face on my butt and pull down my pants!
-[Marge and Lisa groan]
+[Marge and Lisa groan.]
 '''Homer''': Now, I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent...
-'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Incontinent! (laughs) Too rich!
+'''[[Bart]]''': Incontinent! ''(laughs)'' Too rich!
 '''Lisa''': Does either of you know what incontinent means?
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 '''Marge''': Homer, you've got to stop insulting everyone, especially your boss!
-'''Homer''': Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition. It's what gives us the freedom to criticize our social betters. [Outside, Flanders is clipping the hedge] Hey Flanders! You smell like manure.
+'''Homer''': Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition. It's what gives us the freedom to criticize our social betters. ''[Outside, Flanders is clipping the hedge]'' Hey Flanders! You smell like manure.
-'''[[Ned Flanders|Flanders]]''': Uh oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose-news, neighbor!
+'''[[Flanders]]''': Uh oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose-news, neighbor!
 ----
-Smithers: I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike [[Lassie]], was just run over in the parking lot.
+'''Smithers:''' I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike [[Lassie]], was just run over in the parking lot.
-(Audience gasps)
+''(Audience gasps)''
 '''Smithers''': And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
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 '''Ice Delivery Man''': You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!
-'''[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]]''': If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.
+'''[[Apu]]''': If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.
 ----
-'''[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]''': My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man! Let's get him!
+'''[[Nelson]]''': My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man! Let's get him!
-'''[[Jimbo Jones|Jimbo]]''': Wait, why are we getting him?
+'''[[Jimbo]]''': Wait, why are we getting him?
-'''[[Martin Prince|Martin]]''': Look, fellows. The first snapdragon of the season.
+'''[[Martin]]''': Look, fellows. The first snapdragon of the season.
 '''Nelson''': Never mind. Let's get him!
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 '''Mr. Burns''': Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo, they should have never canceled that show.
 ----
-'''Bart''': (Pulls Bobo out of the bag of ice.) Hey, it's a teddy bear. Gross, it's probably diseased or something. Here, Maggie.
+'''Bart''': ''(Pulls Bobo out of the bag of ice)'' Hey, it's a teddy bear. Gross, it's probably diseased or something. Here, Maggie.
 ----
 '''Homer''': Who needs his money? We're getting by okay.
-(Grampa crashes a Ute through the Simpsons' wall.)
+''(Grampa crashes a Ute through the Simpsons' wall.)''
-'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]''': Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don't have any insurance! (Pause) So, how's my Ute?
+'''[[Grampa]]''': Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don't have any insurance! ''(pause)'' So, how's my Ute?
 ----
 '''Homer''': My life can't get any worse.
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 '''Mr. Burns''': Oh, don't worry, I'm sure I'll remember it.
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 {{Season 5|Q}}

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 '''Mr. Burns''': Do as I say!
 ----
-'''Homer''': Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese. Sixty-four. Sixty-three. Two. One.
+''Night time. Homer, half asleep and in his underwear, wanders over to the fridge and takes something out of it.''
 '''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Have you been up all night eating cheese?
-'''Homer''': I think I'm blind.
+'''Homer''': ''(slurred)'' I think I'm blind...
 ----
 '''Marge''': What are you doing?

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer Goes to College|Treehouse of Horror IV|Rosebud}}
-'''Mr. Burns''': How much do you want.
+'''[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': How much do you want.
-'''Homer''': A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one.
+'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': A million dollars and three [[Hawaii]]an islands. Good ones, not the leper one.
 ----
-'''Mr. Burns''': Have the Rolling Stones killed.
+'''Mr. Burns''': Have [[the Rolling Stones]] killed.
-'''Smithers''': But sir, those weren't the...
+'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]''': But sir, those weren't the...
 '''Mr. Burns''': Do as I say!
@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 '''Homer''': Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese. Sixty-four. Sixty-three. Two. One.
-'''Marge''': Have you been up all night eating cheese?
+'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Have you been up all night eating cheese?
 '''Homer''': I think I'm blind.
@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 '''Marge''': I don't think it's a good idea to humiliate your boss on his birthday.
-'''Lisa''': Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart.
+'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart.
 '''Homer''': Well, I also do a delightful impression of him. [laughs] I paint a frowny face on my butt and pull down my pants!
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 '''Homer''': Now, I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent...
-'''Bart''': Incontinent! (laughs) Too rich!
+'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Incontinent! (laughs) Too rich!
 '''Lisa''': Does either of you know what incontinent means?
@@ Line 46: / Line 46: @@
 '''Homer''': Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition. It's what gives us the freedom to criticize our social betters. [Outside, Flanders is clipping the hedge] Hey Flanders! You smell like manure.
-'''Flanders''': Uh oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose-news, neighbor!
+'''[[Ned Flanders|Flanders]]''': Uh oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose-news, neighbor!
 ----
-Smithers: I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
+Smithers: I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike [[Lassie]], was just run over in the parking lot.
 (Audience gasps)
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 '''Ice Delivery Man''': You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!
-'''Apu''': If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.
+'''[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]]''': If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.
 ----
-'''Nelson''': My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man! Let's get him!
+'''[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]''': My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man! Let's get him!
-'''Jimbo''': Wait, why are we getting him?
+'''[[Jimbo Jones|Jimbo]]''': Wait, why are we getting him?
-'''Martin''': Look, fellows. The first snapdragon of the season.
+'''[[Martin Prince|Martin]]''': Look, fellows. The first snapdragon of the season.
 '''Nelson''': Never mind. Let's get him!
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 (Grampa crashes a Ute through the Simpsons' wall.)
-'''Grampa''': Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don't have any insurance! (Pause) So, how's my Ute?
+'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]''': Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don't have any insurance! (Pause) So, how's my Ute?
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 '''Homer''': My life can't get any worse.

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