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:'''[[Marge]]:''' You redid the basement!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Whoa... feel the pile on this shag! ''(he starts rubbing his face on the carpet)'' Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, baby!
:'''Marge:''' Would you look at that paneling! I feel like I'm back in wooden times!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Check out this pinball machine! Chevy Chase in "Foul Play".
:'''Bart:''' Pinball, eh? I've always wanted to try this. ''(he starts playing the game)'' Wow, the graphics are amazing. That ball almost seems real!
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:'''Accountant:''' Mr. Simpson, among the expenses the court deems frivolous: you throw over one thousand dollars a month into local wishing wells.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Of course, you idiot, 'cause I'm wishing for more money.
:'''Accountant:''' Uh-huh, well, you're going to have to make some serious cutbacks to your expenses. Three subscriptions to "Vanity Fair"?
:'''Homer:''' I've got three bathrooms, don't I?
:'''Accountant:''' Five hundred dollars a month to Totalpoker.com?
:'''Marge:''' Shut up! It's an instructional website! Shut up!
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:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]:''' I don't wanna leave! You promised me I could die here!
:'''Homer:''' No, no. This place is too expensive. I saw you doing a 500-piece jigsaw in there!
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:'''Marge:''' Grampa's driving me crazy!
:'''Homer:''' Why are you telling me? He's your father-in-law.
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:'''Homer:''' What are you doing here, [[Patty]] or [[Selma]]?
:'''Marge:''' I invited Selma here to watch Grampa watch the kids.
:'''Selma:''' For some reason, she doesn't trust him. Maybe it's the bang-up job he did of raising you.
:'''Homer:''' He was a great dad! Every year he got so mad when [[Santa]] didn't bring me presents!
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:'''Selma:''' I know what you're wondering: How come a single woman with so much to offer is alone on a Saturday night?
:'''Grampa:''' I assumed you were resting up for bingo tomorrow, like me.
:'''Selma:''' ''(groans)'' My numbers don't get called much these days.
:'''Grampa:''' You're kiddin'. A sweet young thing like you?
:'''Selma:''' Wow, that's the first time anyone's ever put an adjective before calling me a thing.
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:''(Homer and Marge walk in on Grampa and Selma kissing)''
:'''Homer:''' Aah! A bear is eating my father!
:'''Selma:''' I'm Selma!
:'''Homer:''' Aah! A talking bear is eating my father!
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:'''Homer:''' Dad, do you know what you were kissing? Do you? Do you?
:'''Grampa:''' Yeah, I know who I was kissing, and I also know why. I'm a little shaky on when and where, but I got my theories!
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:'''Bart:''' Now, we just have to figure out what to do with these boxes.
:'''Lisa:''' As always, I have some ideas.
:''(she hands him a list)''
:'''Bart:''' Hmm... ''(laughs)'' Build a fart! Ha, ha, ha, ha, I love it!
:'''Lisa:''' Fort. That's "build a fort".
:'''Bart:''' That might work, too.
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:'''Grampa:''' At my age and with your drawbacks, we can't afford to miss an opportunity. Why don't we just spend time together and see where that takes us?
:'''Selma:''' Yeah, what the hell. Wanna split a basket of garlic bread?
:'''Grampa:''' Slow down, ya hussy!
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 {{qf|Grampa}} We're having a great time. I cleaned up all my best war stories for her. I told her how we chased the teddy bears into their cuddle bunkers, then had to tickle them out with machine-hugs and fun-throwers. They say the more soldiers you tickle, the easier it gets. Well, sir, it doesn't.
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-{{qf|Male assistant}} The new traffic cones are held up in Harrisburg.
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