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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Rod And Todd |image = |level = 32 |update = {{TOCU|Level 32}} |requirements = |characters = Homer
Rod
Todd
Ned
Marge..."

2024-05-09T12:30:40Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Rod And Todd |image = |level = 32 |update = {{TOCU|Level 32}} |requirements = |characters = Homer Rod Todd Ned Marge..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Rod And Todd
|image =
|level = 32
|update = {{TOCU|Level 32}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Homer]] [[Rod]] [[Todd]] [[Ned]] [[Marge]] [[Lisa]]
|optional =
|previous = [[Rod And Todd Prelude]]
|next = {{TOQP|Bread And Putter|1}}
}}

'''Rod And Todd''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 32}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot’s! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I know. And I’m pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I’m the way I am.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Bart? Bart’s daddy?}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Where are we?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What are you two doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we’re not going to ask about any other fingers!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Or when I blew up the whole town.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go Home" and "Make Todd Go Home". The tasks take place at the [[Flanders House]] and take 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I’d see her again when it was my time.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
{{TB|I saw a black, featureless abyss!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, don’t worry, boys. I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Yay, nothing!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I’m out?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, they’ve been lying on the couch for the last three hours...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So you want me to get them up and do something active?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don’t get couch-sores?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}SIGHS{{*}} Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd". The task takes place at the [[Flanders House]], requires [[Rod]] and [[Todd]], takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Ned, I’ve been talking to Lisa and I’m concerned about Rod and Todd.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|That’s mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don’t worry!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t you think you’re being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don’t you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Yay! First I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God...}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Then I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God...}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Then I’ll be closer to--}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|WE GET IT!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Place a See-Saw" and "Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw". The task takes place at a [[See-Saw]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Rod's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Daddy! I got a splinter!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, where?}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|In my pant cuff!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I’ve got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|No, that’s scientists.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go for a Checkup" and "Make Todd Go for a Checkup". The tasks take place at [[Hibbert Family Practice]] and take 10 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|It’s a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. *chuckles*}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Good heavens! What would have happened?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|They would have been permanently and irreparably… turned into weirdoes.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|You’re smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|>But other kids are so… different.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I’m scared of public school! They’re going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs’ house before [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] lived there!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And that [[Christmas]]’s real name is Holidays.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn’t mean you have to learn it!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|When I took science classes as a kid, I’d just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I’m only kinda sure where babies come from.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go to School" and "Make Todd Go to School". The tasks take place at [[Springfield Elementary]] and take 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Boys, you’ve been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Sunday School!}}
{{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Yay!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|I hope we play Crucifictionary. I’m good at drawing “scrourging”!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go to Sunday School" and "Make Todd Go to Sunday School". The tasks take place at the [[First Church of Springfield]] and take 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Rod, do you wanna climb on the monkey bars?}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No! It’s because it’s fun to climb on them, like a monkey.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|And if I do, you promise I won’t evolve?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I’m pretty sure that won’t happen.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Yay! Static universe!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Place Monkey Bars" and "Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars". The task takes place at a [[Monkey Bars]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Hi Bart. What’s that in your hand?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Squishee, collosal size.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|It’s so green and glowy!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It’s their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It’ll blow your mind.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Okay.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn’t do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back...}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|No! It’s mine! MINE!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Todd? You sound like you’re possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|The straw is too skinny. It’s not getting in my mouth fast enough!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, maybe you should slow down...}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe you should shut up or I’ll punch your face off!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Play Bible Blaster" and "Make Todd Eat Sugar". Rod's task takes place at the [[Flanders House]] and both tasks take 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hi Rod, what are you doing?}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Praying for forgiveness. I’ve committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Me?! Why?}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|I’m jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Do you want to play “Try-on-each-other’s-shoes?”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Rod Pray". The task takes place at the [[Flanders House]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Why is my straw making that horrible sound?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You’ve come to the bottom of the cup. You’re all out of Squishee.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, I have to get going… Ow! Hey, you’re strong! *choking* My larynx!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Take me to the Squishee. Now!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasping{{*}} Yes, sir.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Todd Shop at the Kwik E Mart". The task takes place at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and...}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Come again!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|Well, don't worry, boys. I'll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.}}
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 {{TB|Yay, nothing!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|You're smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.}}
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-{{TB|>But other kids are so... different.}}
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 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 {{TB|No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.}}
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 {{TB|Sunday School!}}
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 {{TB|Yay!}}
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Rod And Todd - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 20:57, May 4, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: {{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon}} → {{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon|Cheering}} (2)

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (56), … → ... (3), “ → " (3), ” → " (3), ‘ → ', * → {{*}} (8), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (4)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Rod And Todd |image = |level = 32 |update = {{TOCU|Level 32}} |requirements = |characters = HomerRodToddNedMarge..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (56), … → ... (9), “ → " (3), ” → " (3), ‘ → ', * → {{}} (8), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (8)

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (56), … → ... (3), “ → " (3), ” → " (3), ‘ → ', * → {{}} (8), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (4)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Rod And Todd |image = |level = 32 |update = {{TOCU|Level 32}} |requirements = |characters = Homer
Rod
Todd
Ned
Marge..."