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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|Radio}} Silent alarm tripped at the Kwik-E-Mart. Robbery in progress. All available officers respond. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lou" title="Lou">Lou</a>}} That&#039;s us. Let&#039;s roll. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Eddie" title="Eddie">Eddie</a>}}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Radio}} Silent alarm tripped at the Kwik-E-Mart. Robbery in progress. All available officers respond.<br /> {{qf|[[Lou]]}} That's us. Let's roll.<br /> {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Wait. I've got one row to go and this gun cozy is finished!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow! A bust! Just like in the movies! Can I watch?<br /> {{qf|Lou}} Stay back, sir. We'll handle this.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, my taxes paid for those guns. I want to see you use 'em!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Please arrest that bag of scum! In the past year, he has robbed me eleven times and shot me seven. That is a bit much, even for me. He is in the snack isle.<br /> {{qf|Eddie}} We'll nab him.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Shoot to kill, but aim away from the chips!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Eddie}} Remember, punk. If you rob a place enough times, we'll eventually catch up to you. That's a promise.<br /> {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Rob? Dude, you've got it totally wrong! I haven't perpetrated for weeks. That was the old Snake. I just got a bad case of the munchies. I was gonna pay!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Less gabbin', more grabbin'! Wrestle him into submission!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Apu}} He has robbed and shot me so many times in the past, I just assumed he was here to do it again. Perhaps I jumped to this conclusion without asking how high.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Don't listen to that bleeding heart! Step on his neck! Use the choke hold! Put on a show!<br /> {{qf|Eddie}} Unfortunately, we can't arrest someone unless they do something illegal first. It's a law in Springfield. We'll have to let him go, and throwing popcorn at us won't change that.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What a rip off! My taxes pay your salary! I want to see some action, or I demand a refund!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey! My taxes paid for the siren on this thing, and you're not even using it! What's a guy gotta do to get his money's worth?<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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