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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Aragorn" title="Aragorn">Aragorn</a>}} Tell me what thoughts trouble your mind, elf king? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Legolas" title="Legolas">Legolas</a>}} &#039;Tis my impending marriage that hangs upon my brow. I am wistful of t...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Aragorn]]}} Tell me what thoughts trouble your mind, elf king?<br /> {{qf|[[Legolas]]}} 'Tis my impending marriage that hangs upon my brow. I am wistful of the many fair elves of my kingdom who shall never come to enjoy me... Alas, I pity them.<br /> {{qf|[[Frodo Baggins]]}} How well you love the women, elf king.<br /> {{qf|Legolas}} Um... Yes. The, ah, the women.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What the...? Ooh, midgets!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Where are we?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} What kind of grandfather are you? Letting these children go barefoot in the snow!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Check out the hair! Man, I wish my head looked like your feet!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Gandalf the Grey]]}} I sense great evil in this one.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before, [[Yoda]]. Now let's get questing!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?<br /> {{qf|Gandalf}} Does this look like a volcano to you?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} The dwarf is poking me with his axe.<br /> {{qf|[[Gimli]]}} I am not!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Don't make me come back there! I'll turn this [[Fellowship of the Ring|Fellowship]] around, and we'll go home, and evil will rule forever! Is that what you want?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Couldn't you just melt it down with a blowtorch?<br /> {{qf|Gandalf}} A what? No.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} How about a [[lightsaber]]!<br /> {{qf|Gandalf}} No!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Gandalf}} Alas, the elven king and dwarf lord are lost. We shall grieve for them.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I said I was sorry. How much longer are we going to play the blame game?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Aragorn}} There go three brave and noble hobbits.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Maybe those hungry-looking wolves will break their fall?<br /> {{qf|Aragorn}} They don't look hungry anymore.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I bet [[Superman]] could destroy the ring!<br /> {{qf|Gandalf}} I have no idea who that is, but no!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Frodo}} Where is our warrior?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Okay, long story short, I double dog dared him to kiss that dragon.<br /> {{qf|Dragon}} Braaaaap!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Frodo}} It is only your family and myself left to shoulder this burden! Nooo! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the Fellowship!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} How about that {{W|Ralph Bakshi}} movie?<br /> {{qf|Frodo}} Fine, the second worst.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sauron]]}} Hey, wait a minute! I feel great! What a relief! Thanks to you, blue-haired pixie wench!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} So, you don't still want to destroy us?<br /> {{qf|Sauron}} Heck no! I feel so good I'm giving up evil! You can keep the ring.<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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