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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Ride or Die
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Principal Dondelinger]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Ride or Die''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}} content update. It requires [[Principal Dondelinger]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Finally, some quiet time to reflect on all the students whose lives I ruined by enforcing petty rules.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Principal Dondelinger? I didn't know you would be here. This is perfect, we can golf together now!}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Simpson, I'm having a quiet evening alone. Now if you don't mind, please leave me be.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|I get nervous on the first hole too. Let me help you tee your ball. {{*}}knocks golf bag into pond{{*}} Oops!}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You Neanderthal! Can't you go five minutes without ruining someone's day? Have you ever had an intelligent thought a day in your life?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Does it count if I realized the intelligent thought I had was actually from a Mentos commercial?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Principal Dondelinger Bottle Up Anger|8 hours|[[Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I apologize for my behavior, Simpson. However, please leave me alone.}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|All I wanted was to play golf in peace. Maybe I can salvage the night, I mean I only get to golf once a week.}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Putting practice should calm my nerves. I'll just hit a few balls then be right as rain.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I bet you can't hit it further than I just did. That's a new record, I almost got it ten feet away from the tee.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Principal Dondelinger Practice Putting|4 hours|[[Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The only thing that pairs better with the sunrise is an empty golf course with my name on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sunglasses}}
{{TB|Fore… head! We’ve both got huge foreheads!}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Simpson! What are you doing here at this hour?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|{{*}}stumbles{{*}} The trick to getting up early is setting a couple alarms, and then never going to bed.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Principal Dondelinger Cancel Tee Time|60 minutes|[[Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|There's no way Simpson can ruin the Golfing Geezers contest. You have to use your dentures as ID at the door.}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I wonder which sap I'll get paired with. They should consider themselves lucky. I'll carry our team through this thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, partner!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Don't tell anyone, but these pinstripe pants are just from me sitting on a freshly painted bench.}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I truly am in hell! You don't even like golf, why do you keep coming here?!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Principal Dondelinger Cart Rage|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't take this anymore. I'm retiring from retirement.}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon}}
{{TB|The only natural solution to my problems and outbursts of rage is to become a high school principal again.}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then I'll finally be rid of that lush, Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk…who are we talking about again?}}
{{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}convulses{{*}} Simpson!! I must have done something terrible in a past life, like eaten pizza with a fork.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Principal Dondelinger Unretire|24 hours|[[Springfield High School]] or [[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Love, Springfieldian Style}}

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 {{TB|The only thing that pairs better with the sunrise is an empty golf course with my name on it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sunglasses}}
-{{TB|Fore… head! We’ve both got huge foreheads!}}
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 {{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Simpson! What are you doing here at this hour?}}
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 {{TB|Then I'll finally be rid of that lush, Simpson.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
-{{TB|Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk…who are we talking about again?}}
+{{TB|Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk...who are we talking about again?}}
 {{Tapped Out Principal Dondelinger Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|{{*}}convulses{{*}} Simpson!! I must have done something terrible in a past life, like eaten pizza with a fork.}}

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Solar Dragon at 16:29, May 4, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Ride or Die |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |characters = Princip..."

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