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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I hate math word problems! If one boy carries three books plus one shovel and buries them, how many books are left? Zero! Ha, ha!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Okay, kids, the school, limo's here...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' We're rich why do we still have to go to school??
:'''Stereo:''' Can't buy me
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, Bart, I can't have you home alone bothering the cook, gardener, and maid... and I have a date at the country club with the ladies social.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I think I'll drop by Moe's and see what the ol' gang is up to... I haven't seen them since I quit work.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, guys, how's it going?
:'''[[Carl]]:''' We got lad off from the plant....
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' ...and our girlfriends left us.
:'''[[Barney]]:''' [BRAAAP] I lost my job too, but just found a new one!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Any word on whatever your father's decided to donate money for the new math wing?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' The wha--? Oh right, I'll have a firm answer for you next week. Would you mind dropping these with Mrs. Krabappel? I need to use the little boy room.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No problemo.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' So, how was every one's day?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' The guys at Moe's hate me.
:'''[[Bart]]:'''The kids at school only like me for my cash.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What's that Lisa? I can't hear you form here.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't you see? This money has brought us nothing but misery and isolation. It's destroying our humanity. Look even Maggie is blue with sadness....
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa! Maggie's choking

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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I hate math word problems! If one boy carries three books plus one shovel and buries them, how many books are left? Zero! Ha, ha!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I hate math word problems! If one boy carries three books plus one shovel and buries them, how many books are left? Zero! Ha, ha!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Okay, kids, the school, limo's here...
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Okay, kids, the school, limo's here...
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' We're rich why do we still have to go to school??
+{{qf|Bart}} We're rich why do we still have to go to school??
-:'''Stereo:''' Can't buy me
+{{qf|Stereo}} Can't buy me
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, Bart, I can't have you home alone bothering the cook, gardener, and maid... and I have a date at the country club with the ladies social.
+{{qf|Marge}} Now, Bart, I can't have you home alone bothering the cook, gardener, and maid... and I have a date at the country club with the ladies social.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I think I'll drop by Moe's and see what the ol' gang is up to... I haven't seen them since I quit work.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I think I'll drop by Moe's and see what the ol' gang is up to... I haven't seen them since I quit work.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, guys, how's it going?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, guys, how's it going?
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' We got lad off from the plant....
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} We got lad off from the plant....
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' ...and our girlfriends left us.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} ...and our girlfriends left us.
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' [BRAAAP] I lost my job too, but just found a new one!
+{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} [BRAAAP] I lost my job too, but just found a new one!
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Any word on whatever your father's decided to donate money for the new math wing?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Any word on whatever your father's decided to donate money for the new math wing?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' The wha--? Oh right, I'll have a firm answer for you next week. Would you mind dropping these with Mrs. Krabappel? I need to use the little boy room.
+{{qf|Bart}} The wha--? Oh right, I'll have a firm answer for you next week. Would you mind dropping these with Mrs. Krabappel? I need to use the little boy room.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No problemo.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No problemo.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' So, how was every one's day?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} So, how was every one's day?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' The guys at Moe's hate me.
+{{qf|Homer}} The guys at Moe's hate me.
-:'''[[Bart]]:'''The kids at school only like me for my cash.
+{{qf|Bart}} The kids at school only like me for my cash.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' What's that Lisa? I can't hear you form here.
+{{qf|Marge}} What's that Lisa? I can't hear you form here.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't you see? This money has brought us nothing but misery and isolation. It's destroying our humanity. Look even Maggie is blue with sadness....
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you see? This money has brought us nothing but misery and isolation. It's destroying our humanity. Look even Maggie is blue with sadness....
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa! Maggie's choking
+{{qf|Marge}} Lisa! Maggie's choking