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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Release the Grease
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Release the Grease Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Hot Diggity D'oh!}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = ReleaseTheGrease
|id = 254002 - 254006
|previous = {{TOQP|The Unbearable Darkness of Being|2}}
|next = [[Off to Mexico]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Release the Grease''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Hot Diggity D'oh!}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|The Unbearable Darkness of Being|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look at all that juicy grease.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure Mom's okay with us maxing out her credit cards to buy a truckload of hot dogs?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Of course, she's fine with it! Do you know how much grease we'll pump out of these hot dogs?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Oh, I don't either. I was genuinely asking.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, as long as the blackout continues, we're going to sell so much grease, we'll be able to put Lisa through college AND pay all your future legal fees.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Real lawyers or those cheap suits that do ads on AM radio?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|The ones who charge you a thousand dollars an hour.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But again, only as long as this power outage continues.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Do you see that?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|The power's back on!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo! Now I can watch my British Boiling show!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, Dad, this isn't good. Like you just said: if everyone gets their power back, then all of our grease is going to be worth pennies!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, crap.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Grease|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Rage Over Grease Prices|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Think Through the Business Plan|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Go Through the Credit Card Statement|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aww, man. Of all our get-rich-quick schemes — I thought this was finally gonna be the one to get us rich the quickest.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It still can! If there's another blackout, the grease prices will go up again!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, but it's impossible to predict when the next blackout will happen…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|Homer, there's grease supply, and there's grease demand. And you, "Nuclear Safety Inspector of the Month", control both sides of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|Oh my God, you're right. I can just click all the buttons on my control panel and it'll take weeks until those nuclear guys figure out how to get the power up and running again!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Let's pull the cord out from under this town!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah! But first let's eat some hot dogs and watch another season of The Great British Boiling Show.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Hot Dog Cart]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Bart, we made out with quite the lumpy sum selling our fatty grease.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And to think, all we had to do was sink the town into a horrible, prolonged darkness. Good thing being without electricity isn't dangerous at all…}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|My oxygen tank can't run without power!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You don't use an oxygen tank.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, but if I did, you'd be the one responsible for killin' me!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I can live with that.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, I'd say that we should sell some more grease, but now we're out of our only source: hot dogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|What we need to do is go to the greasiest restaurants in town and suck all the grease out from under them.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|How are we gonna do that?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Look Up}}
{{TB|Oh, Holy Sky Finger! Won't you, in all your benevolence, bequeath upon your lowly and addicted subjects the gift of more greasy spoon diners and fatty fast food joints?}}
{{Tapped Out Sky Finger Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}wags approvingly{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Grease|175}} {{Task|Make Sky Finger Collect Grease From {{TOG|Eatery|Restaurants}}|25}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Pray to Sky Finger|4 hours|the [[Sky Finger Monument]] or [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Question the Existence of Sky Finger|4 hours|the [[Sky Finger Monument]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lovejoy Declare Sky Finger Blasphemous|4 hours|the [[Sky Finger Monument]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Bart, these restaurants are onto us. They've upped the prices on their excess grease!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I make-a the gnocchi, the chicken parmesan, the lasagna, the spaghetti carbonara — and for what? For you to buy-a my hard-a-earned grease for nothing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|If you want my grease, you're gonna have to pay a premium because 10% has to go to my agent, another 15% to my manager, and another 5% to my lawyer. And don't get me started on the alimony.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Yell}}
{{TB|Arrgh, the Frying Dutchman does not negotiate with grease pirates! If you want our grease, you'll have to pay market rate!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Market rate?! Our profits are going to become razor thin!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Man, I wish we could just cut out those greasy middlemen!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent idea, boy. We should threaten to burn all their restaurants down in a "grease fire" and then collect their insurance.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What? I didn't say that!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, then were you saying that we should use all our profits to purchase our very own super-greasy restaurant to make all our own grease?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|I wasn't saying that either!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Too late! I bought a restaurant and we're calling it: "Der Homerschnitzel".}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|What about "Der Bart-wurst." You know, like Bratwurst…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|That is good…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But I can't change it now. I already told the game developers that it's going to be called "Der Homerschnitzel".}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Der Homerschnitzel]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Welcome to Der Homerschnitzel. Can I interest you in a basket of Grease Balls? Or perhaps a Lard Chicken Sandwich?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take two Hot Dog-stuffed Greaseburgers and a side of Greasy Fries.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer J. Simpson! You bought a fast casual restaurant without telling me?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Technically, Bart's a co-owner. So, WE didn't tell you.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|How could you do something like this?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Marge, don't worry! This is all just one of my classic get rich quick schemes!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|You never get rich, and if you ever were to get rich, it wouldn't happen quick!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's hurtful, Marge. Take that back.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm skipping the parts where I'm angry and then kick you out of the house. We're jumping straight to the marriage counseling.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|No! But the marriage counseling's the worst part! It'll feel so jarring to skip over all the other stuff!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Our first session starts in ten minutes. I'll be in the car.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Bart, keep the business running while I'm gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And don't forget: always keep this fire extinguisher on you in case this place goes up in greasy flames.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Grease|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Go to Marriage Counseling|4 hours|[[Marriage Counseling]], [[Monroe Family Therapy Center]], [[Walk-In Therapy Stand]], [[Springfield General Hospital]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Go to Marriage Counseling|4 hours|[[Marriage Counseling]], [[Monroe Family Therapy Center]], [[Walk-In Therapy Stand]], [[Springfield General Hospital]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Marge]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Keep the Business Going|4 hours|[[Der Homerschnitzel]], a [[Krusty Burger]], {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Ask if There Are Any Vegan Options|4 hours|[[Der Homerschnitzel]], a [[Krusty Burger]], or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Take Over at the Register|4 hours|[[Der Homerschnitzel]], a [[Krusty Burger]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|I see. And how does that make you feel, Marge?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Like my husband cares more about hot dog grease than his own family.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm, yes. Homer, do you find any truth within Marge's feelings?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Mustard?!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Homer…are you picturing me as a hot dog right now?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|No. I mean, yes. I mean, hot dog.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Dr. Hot Dog]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Bart, we're hemorrhaging money! Running a restaurant is just too expensive of a way to make grease and sell it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so let's sell the restaurant and get our money back.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Sell? No, the only way to turn things around is to come up with an even quicker get-rich-quick scheme.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I know how you can do it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Is it a foolproof grease-based get-richer-quicker scheme?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|It sure is!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Grease|125}} {{Task/Optional|Make Grampa Explain the Scheme|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Grampa]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Listen Intently|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Go Along Out of Morbid Curiosity|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Schedule the Next Counseling Session|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I got a fix on the biggest grease stockpile in town. My old employer, the Springfield Meatball Factory.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|They have tanks loaded top to bottom with excess grease.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now that's a spicy meatball.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But isn't the meatball factory run by the Italian mob?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, it's run by Fat Tony's gang. Which is exactly why it'll have such low security. Who would be stupid enough to try to steal from the mob?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm stupid enough!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|You grab the grease and we split the cut 50/50.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Yeah, but you already told us everything we need to know. So you get a big fat slice of nothing, old man.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|To hell with your generation.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Acne Grease Co. Truck]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Alright, boy. You back the grease truck up to the loading doors, and I'll go around the breadcrumb silo and hook up the grease tanks.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Wait, someone's coming!}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Confused Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|H-Dog? Is that you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Deuce? I didn't know you sold hot dogs at the meatball factory.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|I don't. I'm only here because I got a fix on the biggest grease stockpile in all of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Burglar Hat Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, I guess Grampa's going around telling everyone about this heist.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|How'd you idiots know my old meatball factory was a grease goldmine!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Burglar Hat Annoyed}}
{{TB|You told us!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|No I didn't!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|I only told my old pal, Deuce. I used to be his biggest customer at that wiener wagon of his.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|It wasn't a wiener wagon! It was a caboose! I should know — I'm the one that drove it off a cliff!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Scram, Homer. These meatballs aren't big enough for the four of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Abe-Dog, H-Dog, come on. We're all friends. Let's just rob this place together and increase our chances of success.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|That is a fair compromise. But is it too fair? Let me consult with my associate privately.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} What do you think, Bart?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} Let's cut them in. But if Fat Tony catches one of us in the factory, we're pinning it on Mr. Deuce Caboose over there.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} I don't know. I think we should pin it on that Grampa guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} You guys really need to learn how to whisper.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|What are we whisperin' about?!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Grease|175}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Pull Off the Heist of the Century|4 hours|the [[Acne Grease Co. Truck]], [[Der Homerschnitzel]], a [[Krusty Burger]], or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Deuce Pull Off the Heist of the Century|4 hours|the [[Acne Grease Co. Truck]], [[Der Homerschnitzel]], a [[Krusty Burger]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Deuce]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Pull Off the Heist of the Century|4 hours|the [[Acne Grease Co. Truck]], [[Der Homerschnitzel]], a [[Krusty Burger]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Get Stood Up at Marriage Counseling|4 hours|[[Marriage Counseling]], [[Monroe Family Therapy Center]], [[Walk-In Therapy Stand]], [[Springfield General Hospital]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Oh, man. I can't believe that worked!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|And we didn't even run into a single guard!}}
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Actually, there were a bunch of guards. Grampa neutralized them all.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|I wouldn't eat the meatballs from this place anytime soon. That's all I'm saying.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Whoa Grampa, you're a bad ass…}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|Well, when I was in the war—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed Burglar Hat}}
{{TB|No war stories! Let's take this highly lucrative grease and get out of here!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield Meatball Factory]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Hot Diggity D'oh}}

@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{TB|It still can! If there's another blackout, the grease prices will go up again!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Yeah, but it's impossible to predict when the next blackout will happen…}}
+{{TB|Yeah, but it's impossible to predict when the next blackout will happen...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
 {{TB|Homer, there's grease supply, and there's grease demand. And you, "Nuclear Safety Inspector of the Month", control both sides of it.}}
@@ Line 76: / Line 76: @@
 {{TB|Bart, we made out with quite the lumpy sum selling our fatty grease.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
-{{TB|And to think, all we had to do was sink the town into a horrible, prolonged darkness. Good thing being without electricity isn't dangerous at all…}}
+{{TB|And to think, all we had to do was sink the town into a horrible, prolonged darkness. Good thing being without electricity isn't dangerous at all...}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|My oxygen tank can't run without power!}}
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 {{TB|Too late! I bought a restaurant and we're calling it: "Der Homerschnitzel".}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
-{{TB|What about "Der Bart-wurst." You know, like Bratwurst…}}
+{{TB|What about "Der Bart-wurst." You know, like Bratwurst...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
-{{TB|That is good…}}
+{{TB|That is good...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|But I can't change it now. I already told the game developers that it's going to be called "Der Homerschnitzel".}}
@@ Line 168: / Line 168: @@
 {{TB|Mmm, yes. Homer, do you find any truth within Marge's feelings?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
 {{TB|Homer?}}
@@ Line 174: / Line 174: @@
 {{TB|Mustard?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hot Dog Icon}}
-{{TB|Homer…are you picturing me as a hot dog right now?}}
+{{TB|Homer...are you picturing me as a hot dog right now?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
 {{TB|No. I mean, yes. I mean, hot dog.}}
@@ Line 268: / Line 268: @@
 {{TB|I wouldn't eat the meatballs from this place anytime soon. That's all I'm saying.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Burglar Hat}}
-{{TB|Whoa Grampa, you're a bad ass…}}
+{{TB|Whoa Grampa, you're a bad ass...}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Burglar Hat}}
 {{TB|Well, when I was in the war—}}

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 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Bart]], [[Marge]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]], [[Grampa]], [[Deuce]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = ReleaseTheGrease
 |id = 254002 - 254006
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After completing {{TOQP|The Unbearable Darkness of Being|2}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
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 {{TB|No war stories! Let's take this highly lucrative grease and get out of here!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Springfield Meatball Factory]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Hot Diggity D'oh}}