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*''(Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb)'' '''Lisa:''' "Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!" '''Homer:''' "But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them." ''(Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible)'' '''Sal Bando:'''" Look, that guy remembers us!" '''Gene Tenace:''' "Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!" ''(Sal Bando honks horn and drives off)'' '''Homer:''' "My work here is done."

*'''Brenda:''' "Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten." '''Homer:''' "Aaaah!"

*'''Dr. Hibbert:''' "How many fingers am I holding up?" '''Marge:''' "Two." '''Hibbert:''' "Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar." '''Marge:''' "Now I just have one question." ''(pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa)'' "Who are you people?" ''(Homer, Bart, and Lisa gasp)'' '''Homer:''' "She doesn't recognize us!" ''(grabs Dr. Hibbert)'' "You monster! What have you done to my face?!"

*'''Marge:''' "Who?" '''Homer:''' "I'm your husband! We're the same age!" '''Marge:''' "But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do." '''Homer:''' "Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap."

*'''Moe:''' "For once, things are going ''my'' way." ''(his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out)'' "I've struck oil!" ''(begins dancing around)'' '''DWP Guy 1:''' "When do we tell him that's not oil?" '''DWP Guy 2:''' "Let him have his moment."

*'''Lisa (in a tree with Bart):''' "Oh no! This is horrible!" '''Bart:''' "We've gotta tell Dad!" '''Homer (in the same tree):''' "Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!" '''Wiggum (in the same tree in a crashed hang glider):''' " 'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!" '''Lou:''' "You said you weigh only 180 pounds!" '''Wiggum:''' "Shut up and look for crime."

*'''Marge:''' "Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"

*'''Ned:''' "Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?" '''Bart:''' "What? Honest work for honest pay?" ''(they scream and run off)''

*'''Homer:''' "You idiot!" ''(the man screams)'' "Do you know what you just gave up?" '''Man:''' "Who the hell are you?" '''Homer:''' "The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet." '''Man:''' "Go on." '''Homer:''' "You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained. Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice. And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. And you blew her off." '''Man:''' "Dude, she's got three kids." '''Homer:''' "I...really? Well, she's still great."

*'''Homer:''' "What do you say we stop for a drink on the way home?" '''Marge:''' "''You'' drink?" '''Homer:''' "Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer..." '''Marge:''' ''(gasps)'' "I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!" '''Homer:''' "Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?" '''Marge:''' "Of course! That's why we're such a great team" ''(she kiss Homer on the cheek)''. ''(Homer begins swerving uncontrollably)'' '''Marge:''' "Homer, have you been drinking today?" '''Homer:''' "I sure have, ''partner''!"

*'''Luigi:''' ''(singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date)'' "''Homer Simpson is a great guy. He paid me ten bucks so I would lie. Truth is, he's not so great. He's the one man I truly hate.''" '''Homer (crying in happiness):''' "I wish I knew Italian."

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 :''[Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb.]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!
-{{qf|Homer}} But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them.
 :''[Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible.]''
-{{qf|Sal Bando}} Look, that guy remembers us!
+{{qf|[[Sal Bando]]}} Look, that guy remembers us!
-{{qf|Gene Tenace}} Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!
+{{qf|[[Gene Tenace]]}} Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!
 :''[Sal Bando honks horn and drives off.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} My work here is done.
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-{{qf|Brenda}} Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten.
+{{qf|[[Brenda]]}} Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten.
 {{qf|Homer}} Aaaah!
 ----
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} How many fingers am I holding up?
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} How many fingers am I holding up?
-{{qf|Marge}} Two.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Two.
 {{qf|Hibbert}} Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar.
 {{qf|Marge}} Now I just have one question. ''[pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa]'' Who are you people?
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 {{qf|Homer}} Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap.
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-{{qf|Moe}} For once, things are going ''my'' way. ''[his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out]'' I've struck oil! ''[begins dancing around]''
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} For once, things are going ''my'' way. ''[his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out]'' I've struck oil! ''[begins dancing around]''
 {{qf|DWP Guy 1}} When do we tell him that's not oil?
 {{qf|DWP Guy 2}} Let him have his moment.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[in a tree with Bart]'' Oh no! This is horrible!
 {{qf|Bart}} We've gotta tell Dad!
-''Homer:''' ''[in the same tree]'' Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[in the same tree]'' Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!
-{{qf|Wiggum}} ''[in the same tree in a crashed hang glider]'' 'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!
+{{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} ''[in the same tree in a crashed hang glider]'' 'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!
-{{qf|Lou}} You said you weigh only 180 pounds!
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} You said you weigh only 180 pounds!
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Shut up and look for crime.
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!
 ----
-{{qf|Ned}} Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?
 {{qf|Bart}} What? Honest work for honest pay? ''[they scream and run off]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer...
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[gasps]'' I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh... but do you also remember that you're an enabler?
 {{qf|Marge}} Of course! That's why we're such a great team ''[she kiss Homer on the cheek]''.
 :''[Homer begins swerving uncontrollably.]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} I sure have, ''partner''!
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-{{qf|Luigi}} ''[singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date]'' ''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br>He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br>Truth is, he's not so great.<br>He's the one man I truly hate.''
+{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} ''[singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date]'<br>''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br>He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br>Truth is, he's not so great.<br>He's the one man I truly hate.''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[rying in happiness)]'' I wish I knew Italian.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[crying in happiness)]'' I wish I knew Italian.
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 :''[Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb.]''
-'''Lisa:''' Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!
-'''Homer:''' But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them.
+{{qf|Homer}} But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them.
-''[Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible.]''
+:''[Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible.]''
-'''Sal Bando:''' Look, that guy remembers us!
+{{qf|Sal Bando}} Look, that guy remembers us!
-'''Gene Tenace:''' Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!
+{{qf|Gene Tenace}} Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!
-''[Sal Bando honks horn and drives off.]''
+:''[Sal Bando honks horn and drives off.]''
-'''Homer:''' My work here is done.
+{{qf|Homer}} My work here is done.
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 {{qf|Brenda}} Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten.
-'''Homer:''' Aaaah!
+{{qf|Homer}} Aaaah!
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 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} How many fingers am I holding up?
-'''Marge:''' Two.
+{{qf|Marge}} Two.
-'''Hibbert:''' Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar.
+{{qf|Hibbert}} Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar.
-'''Marge:''' Now I just have one question. ''[pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa]'' Who are you people?
+{{qf|Marge}} Now I just have one question. ''[pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa]'' Who are you people?
-''[Homer, Bart, and Lisa gasp.]''
+:''[Homer, Bart, and Lisa gasp.]''
-'''Homer:''' She doesn't recognize us! ''[grabs Dr. Hibbert]'' You monster! What have you done to my face?!
+{{qf|Homer}} She doesn't recognize us! ''[grabs Dr. Hibbert]'' You monster! What have you done to my face?!
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Who?
-'''Homer:''' I'm your husband! We're the same age!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm your husband! We're the same age!
-'''Marge:''' But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do.
+{{qf|Marge}} But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do.
-'''Homer:''' Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap.
 ----
 {{qf|Moe}} For once, things are going ''my'' way. ''[his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out]'' I've struck oil! ''[begins dancing around]''
-'''DWP Guy 1:''' When do we tell him that's not oil?
+{{qf|DWP Guy 1}} When do we tell him that's not oil?
-'''DWP Guy 2:''' Let him have his moment.
+{{qf|DWP Guy 2}} Let him have his moment.
 ----
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[in a tree with Bart]'' Oh no! This is horrible!
-'''Bart:''' We've gotta tell Dad!
+{{qf|Bart}} We've gotta tell Dad!
 ''Homer:''' ''[in the same tree]'' Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!
-'''Wiggum:''' ''[in the same tree in a crashed hang glider]'' 'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!
+{{qf|Wiggum}} ''[in the same tree in a crashed hang glider]'' 'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!
-'''Lou:''' You said you weigh only 180 pounds!
+{{qf|Lou}} You said you weigh only 180 pounds!
-'''Wiggum:''' Shut up and look for crime.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Shut up and look for crime.
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!
 ----
 {{qf|Ned}} Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?
-'''Bart:''' What? Honest work for honest pay? ''[they scream and run off]''
+{{qf|Bart}} What? Honest work for honest pay? ''[they scream and run off]''
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} You idiot! ''[the man screams]'' Do you know what you just gave up?
-'''Man:''' Who the hell are you?
+{{qf|Man}} Who the hell are you?
-'''Homer:''' The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet.
+{{qf|Homer}} The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet.
-'''Man:''' Go on.
+{{qf|Man}} Go on.
-'''Homer:''' You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained. Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice. And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. And you blew her off.
+{{qf|Homer}} You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained. Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice. And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. And you blew her off.
-'''Man:''' Dude, she's got three kids.
+{{qf|Man}} Dude, she's got three kids.
-'''Homer:''' I...really? Well, she's still great.
+{{qf|Homer}} I...really? Well, she's still great.
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} What do you say we stop for a drink on the way home?
-'''Marge:''' ''You'' drink?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''You'' drink?
-'''Homer:''' Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer...
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer...
-'''Marge:''' ''[gasps]'' I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[gasps]'' I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!
-'''Homer:''' Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?
-'''Marge:''' Of course! That's why we're such a great team ''[she kiss Homer on the cheek]''.
+{{qf|Marge}} Of course! That's why we're such a great team ''[she kiss Homer on the cheek]''.
-''[Homer begins swerving uncontrollably.]''
+:''[Homer begins swerving uncontrollably.]''
-'''Marge:''' Homer, have you been drinking today?
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, have you been drinking today?
-'''Homer:''' I sure have, ''partner''!
+{{qf|Homer}} I sure have, ''partner''!
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 {{qf|Luigi}} ''[singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date]'' ''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br>He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br>Truth is, he's not so great.<br>He's the one man I truly hate.''
-'''Homer:''' ''[rying in happiness)]'' I wish I knew Italian.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[rying in happiness)]'' I wish I knew Italian.
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-{{qf|Brenda}} Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten.<br>'''Homer:''' Aaaah!
+{{qf|Brenda}} Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten.
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-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} How many fingers am I holding up?<br>'''Marge:''' Two.<br>'''Hibbert:''' Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar.<br>'''Marge:''' Now I just have one question. ''[pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa]'' Who are you people?<br>''[Homer, Bart, and Lisa gasp]''<br>'''Homer:''' She doesn't recognize us! ''[grabs Dr. Hibbert]'' You monster! What have you done to my face?!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} How many fingers am I holding up?
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-{{qf|Marge}} Who?<br>'''Homer:''' I'm your husband! We're the same age!<br>'''Marge:''' But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do.<br>'''Homer:''' Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap.
+{{qf|Marge}} Who?
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-{{qf|Moe}} For once, things are going ''my'' way. ''[his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out]'' I've struck oil! ''[begins dancing around]''<br>'''DWP Guy 1:''' When do we tell him that's not oil?<br>'''DWP Guy 2:''' Let him have his moment.
+{{qf|Moe}} For once, things are going ''my'' way. ''[his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out]'' I've struck oil! ''[begins dancing around]''
 ----
-{{qf|Lisa (in a tree with Bart)}} Oh no! This is horrible!<br>'''Bart:''' We've gotta tell Dad!<br>'''Homer (in the same tree):''' Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!<br>'''Wiggum (in the same tree in a crashed hang glider):'''  'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!<br>'''Lou:''' You said you weigh only 180 pounds!<br>'''Wiggum:''' Shut up and look for crime.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[in a tree with Bart]'' Oh no! This is horrible!
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!
 ----
-{{qf|Ned}} Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?<br>'''Bart:''' What? Honest work for honest pay? ''[they scream and run off]''
+{{qf|Ned}} Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} You idiot! ''[the man screams]'' Do you know what you just gave up?<br>'''Man:''' Who the hell are you?<br>'''Homer:''' The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet.<br>'''Man:''' Go on.<br>'''Homer:''' You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained. Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice. And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. And you blew her off.<br>'''Man:''' Dude, she's got three kids.<br>'''Homer:''' I...really? Well, she's still great.
+{{qf|Homer}} You idiot! ''[the man screams]'' Do you know what you just gave up?
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-{{qf|Homer}} What do you say we stop for a drink on the way home?<br>'''Marge:''' ''You'' drink?<br>'''Homer:''' Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer...<br>'''Marge:''' ''[gasps]'' I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!<br>'''Homer:''' Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?<br>'''Marge:''' Of course! That's why we're such a great team ''[she kiss Homer on the cheek]''.<br>''[Homer begins swerving uncontrollably]''<br>'''Marge:''' Homer, have you been drinking today?<br>'''Homer:''' I sure have, ''partner''!
+{{qf|Homer}} What do you say we stop for a drink on the way home?
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-{{qf|Luigi}} ''[singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date]'' ''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br>He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br>Truth is, he's not so great.<br>He's the one man I truly hate.''<br>'''Homer (crying in happiness):''' I wish I knew Italian.
+{{qf|Luigi}} ''[singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date]'' ''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br>He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br>Truth is, he's not so great.<br>He's the one man I truly hate.''
+'''Homer:''' ''[rying in happiness)]'' I wish I knew Italian.
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-''(Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb)''<br>'''Lisa:''' "Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!"<br>'''Homer:''' "But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them."<br>''(Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible)''<br>'''Sal Bando:'''" Look, that guy remembers us!"<br>'''Gene Tenace:''' "Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!"<br>''(Sal Bando honks horn and drives off)''<br>'''Homer:''' "My work here is done."
+''[Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb]''<br>'''Lisa:''' "Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!"<br>'''Homer:''' "But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them."<br>''[Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible]''<br>'''Sal Bando:'''" Look, that guy remembers us!"<br>'''Gene Tenace:''' "Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!"<br>''[Sal Bando honks horn and drives off]''<br>'''Homer:''' "My work here is done."
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+{{qf|Brenda}} Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten.<br>'''Homer:''' Aaaah!
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-'''Dr. Hibbert:''' "How many fingers am I holding up?"<br>'''Marge:''' "Two."<br>'''Hibbert:''' "Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar."<br>'''Marge:''' "Now I just have one question." ''(pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa)'' "Who are you people?"<br>''(Homer, Bart, and Lisa gasp)''<br>'''Homer:''' "She doesn't recognize us!" ''(grabs Dr. Hibbert)'' "You monster! What have you done to my face?!"
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} How many fingers am I holding up?<br>'''Marge:''' Two.<br>'''Hibbert:''' Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar.<br>'''Marge:''' Now I just have one question. ''[pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa]'' Who are you people?<br>''[Homer, Bart, and Lisa gasp]''<br>'''Homer:''' She doesn't recognize us! ''[grabs Dr. Hibbert]'' You monster! What have you done to my face?!
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-'''Marge:''' "Who?"<br>'''Homer:''' "I'm your husband! We're the same age!"<br>'''Marge:''' "But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do."<br>'''Homer:''' "Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap."
+{{qf|Marge}} Who?<br>'''Homer:''' I'm your husband! We're the same age!<br>'''Marge:''' But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do.<br>'''Homer:''' Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap.
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-'''Moe:''' "For once, things are going ''my'' way." ''(his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out)'' "I've struck oil!" ''(begins dancing around)''<br>'''DWP Guy 1:''' "When do we tell him that's not oil?"<br>'''DWP Guy 2:''' "Let him have his moment."
+{{qf|Moe}} For once, things are going ''my'' way. ''[his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out]'' I've struck oil! ''[begins dancing around]''<br>'''DWP Guy 1:''' When do we tell him that's not oil?<br>'''DWP Guy 2:''' Let him have his moment.
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-'''Lisa (in a tree with Bart):''' "Oh no! This is horrible!"<br>'''Bart:''' "We've gotta tell Dad!"<br>'''Homer (in the same tree):''' "Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!"<br>'''Wiggum (in the same tree in a crashed hang glider):''' " 'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!"<br>'''Lou:''' "You said you weigh only 180 pounds!"<br>'''Wiggum:''' "Shut up and look for crime."
+{{qf|Lisa (in a tree with Bart)}} Oh no! This is horrible!<br>'''Bart:''' We've gotta tell Dad!<br>'''Homer (in the same tree):''' Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!<br>'''Wiggum (in the same tree in a crashed hang glider):'''  'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!<br>'''Lou:''' You said you weigh only 180 pounds!<br>'''Wiggum:''' Shut up and look for crime.
 ----
-'''Marge:''' "Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"
+{{qf|Marge}} Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!
 ----
-'''Ned:''' "Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?"<br>'''Bart:''' "What? Honest work for honest pay?" ''(they scream and run off)''
+{{qf|Ned}} Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?<br>'''Bart:''' What? Honest work for honest pay? ''[they scream and run off]''
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-'''Homer:''' "You idiot!" ''(the man screams)'' "Do you know what you just gave up?"<br>'''Man:''' "Who the hell are you?"<br>'''Homer:''' "The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet."<br>'''Man:''' "Go on."<br>'''Homer:''' "You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained. Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice. And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. And you blew her off."<br>'''Man:''' "Dude, she's got three kids."<br>'''Homer:''' "I...really? Well, she's still great."
+{{qf|Homer}} You idiot! ''[the man screams]'' Do you know what you just gave up?<br>'''Man:''' Who the hell are you?<br>'''Homer:''' The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet.<br>'''Man:''' Go on.<br>'''Homer:''' You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained. Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice. And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. And you blew her off.<br>'''Man:''' Dude, she's got three kids.<br>'''Homer:''' I...really? Well, she's still great.
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-'''Homer:''' "What do you say we stop for a drink on the way home?"<br>'''Marge:''' "''You'' drink?"<br>'''Homer:''' "Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer..."<br>'''Marge:''' ''(gasps)'' "I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!"<br>'''Homer:''' "Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?"<br>'''Marge:''' "Of course! That's why we're such a great team" ''(she kiss Homer on the cheek)''.<br>''(Homer begins swerving uncontrollably)''<br>'''Marge:''' "Homer, have you been drinking today?"<br>'''Homer:''' "I sure have, ''partner''!"
+{{qf|Homer}} What do you say we stop for a drink on the way home?<br>'''Marge:''' ''You'' drink?<br>'''Homer:''' Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer...<br>'''Marge:''' ''[gasps]'' I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!<br>'''Homer:''' Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?<br>'''Marge:''' Of course! That's why we're such a great team ''[she kiss Homer on the cheek]''.<br>''[Homer begins swerving uncontrollably]''<br>'''Marge:''' Homer, have you been drinking today?<br>'''Homer:''' I sure have, ''partner''!
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-'''Luigi:''' ''(singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date)'' "''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br>He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br>Truth is, he's not so great.<br>He's the one man I truly hate.''"<br>'''Homer (crying in happiness):''' "I wish I knew Italian."
+{{qf|Luigi}} ''[singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date]'' ''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br>He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br>Truth is, he's not so great.<br>He's the one man I truly hate.''<br>'''Homer (crying in happiness):''' I wish I knew Italian.
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 ''(Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb)''<br />'''Lisa:''' "Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!"<br />'''Homer:''' "But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them."<br />''(Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible)''<br />'''Sal Bando:'''" Look, that guy remembers us!"<br />'''Gene Tenace:''' "Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!"<br />''(Sal Bando honks horn and drives off)''<br />'''Homer:''' "My work here is done."
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-*''(Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb)''<br />'''Lisa:''' "Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!"<br />'''Homer:''' "But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them."<br />''(Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible)''<br />'''Sal Bando:'''" Look, that guy remembers us!"<br />'''Gene Tenace:''' "Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!"<br />''(Sal Bando honks horn and drives off)''<br />'''Homer:''' "My work here is done."
+''(Homer finishes painting "'74 Oakland A's - Best Team Ever" on his curb)''<br />'''Lisa:''' "Dad, all you had to do was paint one number, now no one is going to be able to find our house!"<br />'''Homer:''' "But sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them."<br />''(Sal Bando, Gene Tenace and several members of the '74 A's roll up in a convertible)''<br />'''Sal Bando:'''" Look, that guy remembers us!"<br />'''Gene Tenace:''' "Hey Sal Bando, give him a '74 A's thank you honk!"<br />''(Sal Bando honks horn and drives off)''<br />'''Homer:''' "My work here is done."
-*'''Brenda:''' "Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten."<br />'''Homer:''' "Aaaah!"
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-*'''Dr. Hibbert:''' "How many fingers am I holding up?"<br />'''Marge:''' "Two."<br />'''Hibbert:''' "Very good, now I'll put them back into the jar."<br />'''Marge:''' "Now I just have one question." ''(pointing to Homer, Bart, and Lisa)'' "Who are you people?"<br />''(Homer, Bart, and Lisa gasp)''<br />'''Homer:''' "She doesn't recognize us!" ''(grabs Dr. Hibbert)'' "You monster! What have you done to my face?!"
+'''Brenda:''' "Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten."<br />'''Homer:''' "Aaaah!"
-*'''Marge:''' "Who?"<br />'''Homer:''' "I'm your husband! We're the same age!"<br />'''Marge:''' "But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do."<br />'''Homer:''' "Ha ha! I do eat a lot of crap."
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-*'''Moe:''' "For once, things are going ''my'' way." ''(his shotgun fires into the ground and a black substance spews out)'' "I've struck oil!" ''(begins dancing around)''<br />'''DWP Guy 1:''' "When do we tell him that's not oil?"<br />'''DWP Guy 2:''' "Let him have his moment."
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-*'''Lisa (in a tree with Bart):''' "Oh no! This is horrible!"<br />'''Bart:''' "We've gotta tell Dad!"<br />'''Homer (in the same tree):''' "Oh no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!"<br />'''Wiggum (in the same tree in a crashed hang glider):''' " 'Buy the police a hang glider', you said! 'It will help us', you said!"<br />'''Lou:''' "You said you weigh only 180 pounds!"<br />'''Wiggum:''' "Shut up and look for crime."
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-*'''Marge:''' "Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"
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-*'''Ned:''' "Now, how would you boys like to clean my garage for $100?"<br />'''Bart:''' "What? Honest work for honest pay?" ''(they scream and run off)''
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-*'''Homer:''' "You idiot!" ''(the man screams)'' "Do you know what you just gave up?"<br />'''Man:''' "Who the hell are you?"<br />'''Homer:''' "The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet."<br />'''Man:''' "Go on."<br />'''Homer:''' "You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained. Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice. And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. And you blew her off."<br />'''Man:''' "Dude, she's got three kids."<br />'''Homer:''' "I...really? Well, she's still great."
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-*'''Homer:''' "What do you say we stop for a drink on the way home?"<br />'''Marge:''' "''You'' drink?"<br />'''Homer:''' "Uh, yeah, I started while you were in the hospital. You see, I recently tried this thing called beer..."<br />'''Marge:''' ''(gasps)'' "I remember everything now. You get drunk all the time!"<br />'''Homer:''' "Oh...but do you also remember that you're an enabler?"<br />'''Marge:''' "Of course! That's why we're such a great team" ''(she kiss Homer on the cheek)''.<br />''(Homer begins swerving uncontrollably)''<br />'''Marge:''' "Homer, have you been drinking today?"<br />'''Homer:''' "I sure have, ''partner''!"
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 '''Luigi:''' ''(singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date)'' "''Homer Simpson is a great guy.<br />He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.<br />Truth is, he's not so great.<br />He's the one man I truly hate.''"<br />'''Homer (crying in happiness):''' "I wish I knew Italian."