Reasons to Avoid a Zombie-Run Restaurant - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 13:00, September 6, 2023

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Solar Dragon at 14:05, August 31, 2020

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 #Zombies make birthdays less than fun. ([[Ralph Wiggum]]'s party package includes a zombie at his table with a cupcake jammed into its eye socket. Ralph laments that he wishes he was born at a {{W|Denny's}}.)
 #In summary, as the [[William Shakespeare|Great Bard]] once said, "Horrible zombie food... and such small portions!" ([[Comic Book Guy]] loudly criticizes his serving of brain loaf, saying that he's "seen more brains in {{W|Margot Kidder}}".)
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 #They seldom get your order right. ([[Milhouse]] complains: "You said my hand-burger would be just like [[Luann Van Houten|Mom]] used to make! Mom didn't use wilted lettuce!")
 #The vegetarian platter is not what you would expect. ([[Lisa]]'s order turns out to be an old man served on a platter with an apple in his mouth.)
-#Absolutely no taste in comic art. (The restaurant has a picture of {{w|Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels|Captain Caveman}} on the wall.)
+#Absolutely no taste in comic art. (The restaurant has a picture of {{W|Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels|Captain Caveman}} on the wall.)
 #Inappropriate booster chairs. ([[Maggie]]'s chair sits on top of two groaning zombie corpses, each missing limbs and other body parts.)
-#Did I mention their poor taste in comic art? (The restaurant also has a picture of {{w|The Lockhorns}}.)
+#Did I mention their poor taste in comic art? (The restaurant also has a picture of {{W|The Lockhorns}}.)
 #Unfair benefits for the politically powerful. ([[Lenny]] complains that he only gets two toes with his plate of spaghetti and meatballs, while the restaurant gives [[Mayor Quimby]] forty toes with his.)
 #Unhappy surprises. (While reading the menu, [[Moe]] discovers that '''he''' is on it.)
 #Unkind towards the elderly. ([[Grampa]] complains that the early bird special is always worms.)
-#Zombies make birthdays less than fun. ([[Ralph Wiggum]]'s party package includes a zombie at his table with a cupcake jammed into its eye socket. Ralph laments that he wishes he was born at a {{w|Denny's}}.)
+#Zombies make birthdays less than fun. ([[Ralph Wiggum]]'s party package includes a zombie at his table with a cupcake jammed into its eye socket. Ralph laments that he wishes he was born at a {{W|Denny's}}.)
-#In summary, as the [[William Shakespeare|Great Bard]] once said, "Horrible zombie food... and such small portions!" ([[Comic Book Guy]] loudly criticizes his serving of brain loaf, saying that he's "seen more brains in {{w|Margot Kidder}}".)
+#In summary, as the [[William Shakespeare|Great Bard]] once said, "Horrible zombie food... and such small portions!" ([[Comic Book Guy]] loudly criticizes his serving of brain loaf, saying that he's "seen more brains in {{W|Margot Kidder}}".)
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 #Zombies make birthdays less than fun. ([[Ralph Wiggum]]'s party package includes a zombie at his table with a cupcake jammed into its eye socket. Ralph laments that he wishes he was born at a {{w|Denny's}}.)
 #In summary, as the [[William Shakespeare|Great Bard]] once said, "Horrible zombie food... and such small portions!" ([[Comic Book Guy]] loudly criticizes his serving of brain loaf, saying that he's "seen more brains in {{w|Margot Kidder}}".)
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-'''''Reasons to Avoid a Zombie-Run Restaurant''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror]]'' comic story first printed in ''[[Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest]]''.
+'''''Reasons to Avoid a Zombie-Run Restaurant''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror]]'' comic story first printed in ''[[The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest]]''.
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-'''''Reasons to Avoid a Zombie-Run Restaurant''''' is a comic story first printed in the collection ''[[Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest]]''.
+'''''Reasons to Avoid a Zombie-Run Restaurant''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror]]'' comic story first printed in ''[[Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest]]''.
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 '''''Reasons to Avoid a Zombie-Run Restaurant''''' is a comic story that appears in the collection ''[[Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest]]''.
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 [[Comic Book Guy]] begins by saying that due to his "voracious appetite for books on the unholy", he knows a few things about zombies; and due to his other voracious appetites, he knows a few things about restaurants. Having explained his qualifications, he presents his list of twelve reasons why you should avoid a [[Zombies|zombie]]-run restaurant.
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 #You will never, and I mean never, understand the specials. (A zombie waiter explains the menu to [[Marge]] in typical zombie growling/moaning fashion, and while Marge thinks she heard the word "vinaigrette", she isn't quite sure.)
 #Questionable entertainment. ([[Timothy Lovejoy|Timothy]] and [[Helen Lovejoy|Helen]] Lovejoy are being serenaded by a guitar-playing zombie, and Tim, with a disgusted look on his face, asks for a song that '''isn't''' about brains.)