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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Hey Dad, if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey Dad, if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a super power?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Maybe. Is it possible for a man to survive with a jagged shard of metal stuck in his head?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Let me see... I knew a guy who had that happen to him once. No, wait. It was a hot gooey marshmallow stuck to the roof of his mouth. He didn’t die, but it did make him talk funny.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Announcer}} Tonight on ''[[Bikini Beach]]'', lifeguard {{ap|Nikki|Reality TV}} stops a gang of nuclear terrorists in time to compete in the Miss Sandybottoms swimsuit competition!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Whoa-ho! You’re right, Homer! Reality is better than fantasy!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} And [[Marge Simpson|your mother]] says I never teach you anything.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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