https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Reality_TV%2FQuotes 2026-05-29T23:28:19Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Reality_TV/Quotes&diff=1456442&oldid=prev 2026-04-27T00:04:55Z

<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> replaced: ’ → &#039; (2)</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 00:04, April 27, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l4" >Line 4:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 4:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Homer]]}} That depends. 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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Hey Dad, if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey Dad, if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That depends. Do you consider baldness a super power?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Maybe. Is it possible for a man to survive with a jagged shard of metal stuck in his head?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Let me see... I knew a guy who had that happen to him once. No, wait. It was a hot gooey marshmallow stuck to the roof of his mouth. He didn’t die, but it did make him talk funny.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Announcer}} Tonight on ''[[Bikini Beach]]'', lifeguard {{ap|Nikki|Reality TV}} stops a gang of nuclear terrorists in time to compete in the Miss Sandybottoms swimsuit competition!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Whoa-ho! You’re right, Homer! Reality is better than fantasy!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} And [[Marge Simpson|your mother]] says I never teach you anything.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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