Range Romancer - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 12:19, May 4, 2025

2025-05-04T12:19:09Z

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2024-06-08T15:02:47Z

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Range Romancer |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} |requirements = |characters = Desert Park Ranger |optional = ..."

2024-06-06T12:31:05Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Range Romancer |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} |requirements = |characters = Desert Park Ranger |optional = ..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Range Romancer
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Desert Park Ranger]]
|optional = [[Cookie Kwan]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Range Romancer''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} content update. It requires the [[Desert Park Ranger]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hey, Johnson, what are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Some elementary school kids got too close to the bears so I'm just lying low while the parents read the liability waiver letters they signed. You know how it is.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Not really. No one tries to hug a desert scorpion.}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're so lucky.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Tell me about it. I gotta do the annual count of uneaten species in the park. You wanna help?}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}checking phone* Uh, I'd love to, but it looks like a buffalo just rammed an SUV on the access road, so I gotta distribute the insurance denial forms.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Catalog Desert Species|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, you can't give me a ticket! This is my territory!}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I'm not a cop. I'm a park ranger cataloging species, and some desert chameleons scurried under your car.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|That explains the uniform. I thought you were a meter maid.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, it happens a lot when I wander into town after work. Sometimes people think I'm a scout master.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}winks* It's the shorts. I think they're cute.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You do?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Sure. Of course, I also think [[Larry Bird]] is hot.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|So, what does a Desert Park Ranger do when he's not counting reptiles?}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I have lots of jobs. They last four, eight, sometimes 12 hours.}}
{{Tapped Out Tourist Male Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Excuse me, Ranger, I'm doing the Park Climber Challenge. I need to climb you and sit on your shoulders.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Is that really one of your jobs?}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. One of the animated jobs!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Help Park Climber|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Pretend to Understand What's Happening|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|It's very interesting the way you helped that man with…whatever that was.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wanna take me to dinner?}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Do I! Let me go change into my fancy dress shorts.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|After dinner, maybe we can see where you work.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, as long as you don't mind heat and sand and man-eating scorpions.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|The what?!}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Oh, sorry. Man-eating scorpions aren't really a thing. We spread that rumor to discourage four-wheelers and property developers from coming out here.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, well it almost worked…}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What did you say?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, uh, are there flowers where you work?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Pick Desert Flowers|4 hours|{{TOG|Cacti}}, {{TOG|Rocks}}, {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Act Charmed|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Come on, man, this always ends badly for you. The short shorts attract crazy chicks and men with a Larry Bird fetish.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Surprisingly sensitive men, though.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, Cookie's not like that. She loves me for who I really am.}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So she's either a real estate developer or works for an oil and gas company. Or she has a scorpion fetish.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You know, Cookie, we've only just met, but this is already our sixth round of dialogue!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I know! It's been magical.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, Park Ranger, I need some directions.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Of course.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm trying to find a conversation that involves anyone more important than a nameless premium character and a one-joke third-stringer.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Beat it, Fatso, I'm working this quest!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, Park Ranger—}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Please, call me by my first name.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Of course. Desert, I've heard rumors that the government is going to be selling off some park land soon…}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, my God! Ranger Johnson was right — you're a…a real estate developer!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, real estate agent, but I'm always looking for new challenges.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Feel Betrayed|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Wish Men Weren't So Emotional|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You know what, I don't care! Let's put the whole property development thing behind us and go sand sledding like kids!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Sure! But first, about that land the government is going to sell…}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You mean Quicksand Corner?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|"Quicksand Corner"?}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|It's not as bad as it sounds!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading on her myPhone* "…Quicksand Corner was rated one of the three deadliest nature locations of the 1970s…"}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Yeah, but at least there aren't any man-eating scorpions…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Downplay the Dangers of Quicksand|4 hours|{{TOG|Cacti}}, {{TOG|Rocks}}, the [[Ranger's Office]], {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Lose Interest|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|She dumped you, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah. The life of a park ranger is a lonely existence. We're like cowboys…that don't ride horses or wear long pants.}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, yeah. Anyway, you'll always have your fellow rangers when you need us.}}
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks. Hey, wanna count carcasses?}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
{{TB|I'm good.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Summer of Our Discontent}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Range Romancer
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}}
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 |characters = [[Desert Park Ranger]]
 |optional = [[Cookie Kwan]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
 {{TB|Oh, I have lots of jobs. They last four, eight, sometimes 12 hours.}}
-{{Tapped Out Tourist Male Icon|Happy}}
+{{Tapped Out Male Tourist Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Excuse me, Ranger, I'm doing the Park Climber Challenge. I need to climb you and sit on your shoulders.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}

@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{TB|Tell me about it. I gotta do the annual count of uneaten species in the park. You wanna help?}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}checking phone* Uh, I'd love to, but it looks like a buffalo just rammed an SUV on the access road, so I gotta distribute the insurance denial forms.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}checking phone{{*}} Uh, I'd love to, but it looks like a buffalo just rammed an SUV on the access road, so I gotta distribute the insurance denial forms.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Catalog Desert Species|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 {{TB|Yeah, it happens a lot when I wander into town after work. Sometimes people think I'm a scout master.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}winks* It's the shorts. I think they're cute.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}winks{{*}} It's the shorts. I think they're cute.}}
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|You do?}}
@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Help Park Climber|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Pretend to Understand What's Happening|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
-{{TB|It's very interesting the way you helped that man with…whatever that was.}}
+{{TB|It's very interesting the way you helped that man with...whatever that was.}}
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
 {{TB|Thank you.}}
@@ Line 85: / Line 85: @@
 {{TB|Oh, sorry. Man-eating scorpions aren't really a thing. We spread that rumor to discourage four-wheelers and property developers from coming out here.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Oh, well it almost worked…}}
+{{TB|Oh, well it almost worked...}}
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|What did you say?}}
@@ Line 124: / Line 124: @@
 {{TB|Please, call me by my first name.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
-{{TB|Of course. Desert, I've heard rumors that the government is going to be selling off some park land soon…}}
+{{TB|Of course. Desert, I've heard rumors that the government is going to be selling off some park land soon...}}
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Oh, my God! Ranger Johnson was right — you're a…a real estate developer!}}
+{{TB|Oh, my God! Ranger Johnson was right — you're a...a real estate developer!}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Well, real estate agent, but I'm always looking for new challenges.}}
@@ Line 139: / Line 139: @@
 {{TB|You know what, I don't care! Let's put the whole property development thing behind us and go sand sledding like kids!}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
-{{TB|Sure! But first, about that land the government is going to sell…}}
+{{TB|Sure! But first, about that land the government is going to sell...}}
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|You mean Quicksand Corner?}}
@@ Line 147: / Line 147: @@
 {{TB|It's not as bad as it sounds!}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|{{*}}reading on her myPhone* "…Quicksand Corner was rated one of the three deadliest nature locations of the 1970s…"}}
+{{TB|{{*}}reading on her myPhone{{*}} "...Quicksand Corner was rated one of the three deadliest nature locations of the 1970s..."}}
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Yeah, but at least there aren't any man-eating scorpions…}}
+{{TB|Yeah, but at least there aren't any man-eating scorpions...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Downplay the Dangers of Quicksand|4 hours|{{TOG|Cacti}}, {{TOG|Rocks}}, the [[Ranger's Office]], {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Lose Interest|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|She dumped you, huh?}}
 {{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Yeah. The life of a park ranger is a lonely existence. We're like cowboys…that don't ride horses or wear long pants.}}
+{{TB|Yeah. The life of a park ranger is a lonely existence. We're like cowboys...that don't ride horses or wear long pants.}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
 {{TB|Uh, yeah. Anyway, you'll always have your fellow rangers when you need us.}}

Range Romancer - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 12:19, May 4, 2025

SolarBot: /* Pt. 2 */ replaced: Tapped Out Tourist Male Icon → Tapped Out Male Tourist Icon

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (9), * → {{*}} (6), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (3)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Range Romancer |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} |requirements = |characters = Desert Park Ranger |optional = ..."

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (9), * → {{}} (6), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (3)