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:''[The scene is [[Miss Hoover]]'s classroom at [[Springfield Elementary School]]. Miss Hoover announces the day's project.]''
:'''Miss Hoover''': Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Can I be my cat, Mittens?
:'''Miss Hoover''': Use your imagination. ''[She starts handing out supplies to the students.]''
:'''[[Janey Powell]]''': I'll be a princess.
:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': I'll be {{w|Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty}}.
:'''Miss Hoover''': Of course, Lisa.
:''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]''
:'''Ralph''': I'll be a horse. No, '''two''' horses! ''[He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]''
:'''Miss Hoover''': ''[drily]'' You can be three horses if you want.
:''[The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]''
:'''Ralph''': ''[trying to shake the bottle loose]'' Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
:'''Miss Hoover''': Ralph, I am not your mom. ''[groaning, to herself]'' Oh no, it begins!
:''[Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]''
:'''Ralph''': Ha ha ha! I fell again! ''[He tries to get up and trips and falls again.]'' Ahhh! This is fun!
:''[Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]''
:'''Ralph''': Do I look like a horse yet?
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:''[Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]''
:'''[[Allison Taylor]]''': ''[wearing a pair of butterfly wings]'' Great costume, Lisa!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself]'' I'm sure I'll win first prize.
:''[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are [[Principal Skinner]], who is carrying a blue ribbon, and [[Miss Hoover]]. They approach Lisa.]''
:'''Principal Skinner''': That's a perfect costume!
:'''Miss Hoover''': It's just adorable!
:'''Lisa''': ''[to herself, grinning in triumph]'' I knew it! ''[She begins an acceptance speech.]''
:'''Lisa''': Thank you, I wasn't expec— ''[cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by]'' Hello! I'm over here!
:'''Principal Skinner''': And we have a winner!
:'''Miss Hoover''': I agree. Who would have thought it!
:''[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to [[Ralph]]. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]''
:'''Principal Skinner''' ''[walking away]'' Best mummy costume ever!
:'''Ralph''': ''[completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon]'' Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!
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+{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
-:''[The scene is [[Miss Hoover]]'s classroom at [[Springfield Elementary School]]. Miss Hoover announces the day's project.]''
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Can I be my cat, Mittens?
-:'''Miss Hoover''': Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} Use your imagination. ''[She starts handing out supplies to the students.]''
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': Can I be my cat, Mittens?
+{{qf|[[Janey Powell]]}} I'll be a princess.
-:'''Miss Hoover''': Use your imagination. ''[She starts handing out supplies to the students.]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'll be [[Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty]].
-:'''[[Janey Powell]]''': I'll be a princess.
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} Of course, Lisa.
 :''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]''
-:'''Ralph''': I'll be a horse. No, '''two''' horses! ''[He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]''
+{{qf|Ralph}} I'll be a horse. No, '''two''' horses! ''[He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]''
-:'''Miss Hoover''': ''[drily]'' You can be three horses if you want.
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} ''[drily]'' You can be three horses if you want.
 :''[The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]''
-:'''Ralph''': ''[trying to shake the bottle loose]'' Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
+{{qf|Ralph}} ''[trying to shake the bottle loose]'' Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
-:'''Miss Hoover''': Ralph, I am not your mom. ''[groaning, to herself]'' Oh no, it begins!
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} Ralph, I am not your mom. ''[groaning, to herself]'' Oh no, it begins!
 :''[Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]''
-:'''Ralph''': Ha ha ha! I fell again! ''[He tries to get up and trips and falls again.]'' Ahhh! This is fun!
+{{qf|Ralph}} Ha ha ha! I fell again! ''[He tries to get up and trips and falls again.]'' Ahhh! This is fun!
 :''[Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]''
-:'''Ralph''': Do I look like a horse yet?
+{{qf|Ralph}} Do I look like a horse yet?
 ----
 :''[Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]''
-:'''[[Allison Taylor]]''': ''[wearing a pair of butterfly wings]'' Great costume, Lisa!
+{{qf|[[Allison Taylor]]}} ''[wearing a pair of butterfly wings]'' Great costume, Lisa!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself]'' I'm sure I'll win first prize.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself]'' I'm sure I'll win first prize.
-:''[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are [[Principal Skinner]], who is carrying a blue ribbon, and [[Miss Hoover]]. They approach Lisa.]''
+:''[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are Principal Skinner, who is carrying a blue ribbon, and Miss Hoover. They approach Lisa.]''
-:'''Principal Skinner''': That's a perfect costume!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} That's a perfect costume!
-:'''Miss Hoover''': It's just adorable!
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} It's just adorable!
-:'''Lisa''': ''[to herself, grinning in triumph]'' I knew it! ''[She begins an acceptance speech.]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[to herself, grinning in triumph]'' I knew it! ''[She begins an acceptance speech.]''
-:'''Lisa''': Thank you, I wasn't expec— ''[cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by]'' Hello! I'm over here!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Thank you, I wasn't expec— ''[cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by]'' Hello! I'm over here!
-:'''Principal Skinner''': And we have a winner!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And we have a winner!
-:'''Miss Hoover''': I agree. Who would have thought it!
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} I agree. Who would have thought it!
-:''[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to [[Ralph]]. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]''
+:''[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to Ralph. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]''
-:'''Principal Skinner''' ''[walking away]'' Best mummy costume ever!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[walking away]'' Best mummy costume ever!
-:'''Ralph''': ''[completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon]'' Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!
+{{qf|Ralph}} ''[completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon]'' Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!

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 :'''Miss Hoover''': Use your imagination. ''[She starts handing out supplies to the students.]''
 :'''[[Janey Powell]]''': I'll be a princess.
-:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': I'll be {{w|Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty}}.
+:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': I'll be [[Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty]].
 :'''Miss Hoover''': Of course, Lisa.
 :''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]''