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Solar Dragon at 23:22, January 23, 2014

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@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, sorry. ''[gives her his wallet]''
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-{{qf|Falcon Man}} Grasping the child firmly in his talons, {{Socrates|falcon}} here will fly him to safety! Just watch. ''[The falcon is released and flies away.]'' I don't think he's coming back.
+{{qf|Falcon Man}} Grasping the child firmly in his talons, {{ap|Socrates|falcon}} here will fly him to safety! Just watch. ''[The falcon is released and flies away.]'' I don't think he's coming back.
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm afraid we've got a budget problem, Marge. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he had done it at the beginning of the fiscal year, no problemo.

@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, sorry. ''[gives her his wallet]''
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-{{qf|Falcon Man}} Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety! Just watch. ''[The falcon is released and flies away.]'' I don't think he's coming back.
+{{qf|Falcon Man}} Grasping the child firmly in his talons, {{Socrates|falcon}} here will fly him to safety! Just watch. ''[The falcon is released and flies away.]'' I don't think he's coming back.
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm afraid we've got a budget problem, Marge. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he had done it at the beginning of the fiscal year, no problemo.

@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
 {{qf|Marge}} Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
-{{qf|{{ch|Sting}}}} Not while one of my fans needs me.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Sting}}}} Not while one of my fans needs me.
 {{qf|Marge}} Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[shushing Marge]'' Sssshhhh!! Marge, he's a good digger!

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	{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|I Married Marge\|Lisa the Greek}}		{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|I Married Marge\|Lisa the Greek}}

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 :''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, Groundskeeper Willie leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]''
-{{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[cutting several cars off]'' Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!
+{{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[cutting several cars off]'' Outta my way! Look out, ya horse's ass!
 ----
 :''[In an interview with Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]''
@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy O'Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody.
 {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Well you sure fooled us, kid.
-{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let’s go home and go to sleep.
+{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let's go home and go to sleep.
 :''[They laugh and walk away, leaving Bart in the well.]''

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I Married Marge|Lisa the Greek}}
-''[Looking for a snack, [[Homer]] finds several containers of {{W|Neapolitan ice cream}} in the freezer.]''
+:''[Looking for a snack, [[Homer]] finds several containers of {{W|Neapolitan ice cream}} in the freezer.]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[in anticipation]'' Mmmm... chocolate!
@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[hollering]'' Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!
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-''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is Homer.]''
+:''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is Homer.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[on radio]'' People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!
@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
 {{qf|Rod and Todd}} Yes, sir!
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-''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, Groundskeeper Willie leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]''
+:''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, Groundskeeper Willie leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]''
 {{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[cutting several cars off]'' Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!
 ----
-''[In an interview with Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]''
+:''[In an interview with Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]''
 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} I called my good friend Sting. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then '''he''' said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!
 ----
-''[After falling into the well, Bart confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers Lou and Eddie.]''
+:''[After falling into the well, Bart confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers Lou and Eddie.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy O'Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody.
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 :''[They laugh and walk away, leaving Bart in the well.]''
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-''[On [[Channel 6 News]], Kent Brockman interviews Homer and Marge about Bart's being stuck in the well.]''
+:''[On [[Channel 6 News]], Kent Brockman interviews Homer and Marge about Bart's being stuck in the well.]''
 {{qf|[[Kent]]}} The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
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-''[Led by Homer, a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]''
+:''[Led by Homer, a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]''
 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} The canary!

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ|gags=yes}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I Married Marge|Lisa the Greek}}
 ''[Looking for a snack, [[Homer]] finds several containers of {{W|Neapolitan ice cream}} in the freezer.]''
-'''Homer''': ''[in anticipation]'' "Mmmm ... chocolate!"
+'''[[Homer]]''': ''[in anticipation]'' "Mmmm... chocolate!"
 ''[Homer opens the container and the chocolate ice cream is all gone. The strawberry and vanilla, however, are completely untouched.]''
-'''Homer''': "D'oh! ''[tries another container]'' Mmmm...chocolate! ''[same results]'' D'oh!"
+'''Homer''': "D'oh! ''[tries another container]'' Mmmm... chocolate! ''[same results]'' D'oh!"
 ''[Homer checks the rest of the containers and they're all the same: Chocolate all gone and strawberry and vanilla untouched.]''
@@ Line 15: / Line 14: @@
 '''Homer''': ''[hollering]'' "Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!"
 ----
-''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is [[Homer]].]''
+''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is Homer.]''
 '''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!"
@@ Line 21: / Line 20: @@
 ''[Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun.]''
 ----
-''[Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are [[Rod]] and [[Todd]] Flanders.]''
+''[Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are Rod and Todd Flanders.]''
-'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "Rod! Todd! This is God!"
+'''Bart''': ''[on radio]'' "Rod! Todd! This is God!"
-'''Rod''': "How did you get on the radio?"
+'''[[Rod]]''': "How did you get on the radio?"
 '''Bart''': "Whaddya mean, 'How did I get on the radio?' I created the universe! Stupid kid."
@@ Line 31: / Line 30: @@
 ''[Rod and Todd quickly fall to their kness and clasp their hands.]''
-'''Todd''': "Forgive my brother, we believe you!"
+'''[[Todd]]''': "Forgive my brother, we believe you!"
 '''Bart''': "Talk is cheap. Here is a test of your faith. Walk through the wall; I will remove it for you!"
@@ Line 53: / Line 52: @@
 '''Rod and Todd''': "Yes, sir!"
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-''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, [[Groundskeeper Willie]] leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]''
+''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, Groundskeeper Willie leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]''
-'''Willie''': ''[cutting several cars off]'' "Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!"
+'''[[Willie]]''': ''[cutting several cars off]'' "Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!"
 ----
-''[In an interview with [[Kent Brockman]], [[Krusty the Clown]] tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]''
+''[In an interview with Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]''
-'''Krusty''': "I called my good friend {{Ch|Sting}}. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then '''he''' said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!"
+'''[[Krusty]]''': "I called my good friend Sting. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then '''he''' said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!"
 ----
-''[After falling into the well, [[Bart]] confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers [[Lou]] and [[Eddie]].]''
+''[After falling into the well, Bart confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers Lou and Eddie.]''
 '''Bart''': "Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy O'Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody."
-'''Lou''': "Well you sure fooled us, kid."
+'''[[Lou]]''': "Well you sure fooled us, kid."
-'''Eddie''': "Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let’s go home and go to sleep."
+'''[[Eddie]]''': "Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let’s go home and go to sleep."
 ''[They laugh and walk away, leaving Bart in the well.]''
 ----
-''[On [[Channel 6 News]], [[Kent Brockman]] interviews [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] about [[Bart]]'s being stuck in the well.]''
+''[On [[Channel 6 News]], Kent Brockman interviews Homer and Marge about Bart's being stuck in the well.]''
-'''Kent''': "The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents."
+'''[[Kent]]''': "The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents."
 '''Homer''': "It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!"
-'''Marge''': ''[indignantly]'' "Homer!!!"
+'''[[Marge]]''': ''[indignantly]'' "Homer!!!"
 '''Homer''': "Uh ... Could you edit that last part out?"
@@ Line 85: / Line 84: @@
 '''Homer''': "D'oh!"
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-''[Led by [[Homer]], a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]''
+''[Led by Homer, a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]''
 '''[[Apu]]''': "The canary!"
@@ Line 91: / Line 90: @@
 '''Willie''': "Gas!!" "Out of the hole!"
-''[Everyone runs out of the well in panic. [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]] performs a quick autopsy on the dead canary.]''
+''[Everyone runs out of the well in panic. Dr. Hibbert performs a quick autopsy on the dead canary.]''
-'''Dr. Hibbert''': "Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes."
+'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': "Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes."
 '''Willie''': "Back in the hole!"
 ----
-''[Also joining in the effort to rescue [[Bart]] is {{Ch|Sting}}.]''
+''[Also joining in the effort to rescue Bart is Sting.]''
-'''[[Marge]]''': "Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest."
+'''Marge''': "Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest."
-'''Sting''': "Not while one of my fans needs me."
+'''{{ch|Sting}}''': "Not while one of my fans needs me."
 '''Marge''': "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums."
@@ Line 119: / Line 118: @@
 '''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "I'm afraid we've got a budget problem, Marge. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he had done it at the beginning of the fiscal year, no problemo."
 ----
-'''[[Homer]]''': "That little [[Timmy O'Toole|Timmy]] is a real hero."
+'''Homer''': "That little Timmy is a real hero."
-'''[[Lisa]]''': "What makes him a hero, Dad?"
+'''Lisa''': "What makes him a hero, Dad?"
 '''Homer''': "Well, he fell down the well and ... can't get out."
@@ Line 129: / Line 128: @@
 '''Homer''': "Well, it's more than you did!"
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-'''[[Bart]]''': ''[at the barber shop, getting a shave]'' "Digital audio tape, my butt! When I was a kid, we had compact disks, and I don't recall no one complaining."
+'''Bart''': ''[at the barber shop, getting a shave]'' "Digital audio tape, my butt! When I was a kid, we had compact disks, and I don't recall no one complaining."
 '''Barber''': "Damn right."