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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Raccoonpocalypse
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Park Ranger Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{Park Ranger}}, [[Homer]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]], [[Ned]], [[Rod]], [[Todd]], [[Bart]], [[Marge]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]]
|internal = Raccoonpocalypse
|id = 251044 - 251046
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Raccoonpocalypse''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}} content update. It requires the {{Park Ranger}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|width=80%|
{{THT|After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, another lovely day on Mt. Useful! Nature truly is amazing. {{*}}steps on a raccoon{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}screeches{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Well, hello, little guy. I didn't see you there. Oh, and it looks like you've brought a couple dozen friends.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}skis by{{*}} There is some great skiin' in these parts. I think I might just have to buy this here mountain. {{*}}drops beer can{{*}} Wish it had more cleanin' staff though.}}
{{Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}happy chittering noises{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey, you can't litter like that! It destroys the natural beauty and leads to overpopulation of scavenger species.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}skis off firing guns in the air{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}angry chittering noises{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|You know it's true. Look at the swarm of your kin that just descended on that beer can.}}
{{Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}neutral chittering noises{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|I've got to find a way to get some of these raccoons out of here. They're going to ruin the balance of the ecosystem.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Park Ranger Try to Lure Away Raccoons|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, that wasn't very effective.}}
{{Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}affirmative chittering noises{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It doesn't matter what I do….}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The skiers keep dropping so much food, that they're turning the mountain into a Vegas buffet for raccoons!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, the mountain is a mess. Stupid skiers! And don't get me started on snowboarders!}}
{{Tapped Out Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Now remember boys, this is God's country. What does that mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|That we can do whatever we want as long as we say "please" and "thank you" to God.}}
{{Tapped Out Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Not quite. How about you, Todd?}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|We can do whatever we want, we just have to ask for God's forgiveness afterward?}}
{{Tapped Out Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Indeedily-doodily. So just drop that bag of trash and remember to pray away the sin. You won't be able to save the heathens on this mountain if you're spending all of your time looking for a trash can.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
{{TB|{{*}}drops trash{{*}} God is good!}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|And…here comes the swarm of raccoons. It's the skiers that are the real problem!}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If they weren't here, the raccoons would wander off in search of other food. If only there wasn't so much snow attracting the skiers. Hmm…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Park Ranger Melt Snow With Giant Magnifying Glass|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Stupid Sexy Flanders]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Flanders Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ned]] (but not [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]])}} {{Task/Job|Make Rod Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Rod]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Todd Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Todd]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This magnifying glass isn't working. It's just setting things on fire. I'm going to end up burning the whole mountain down.}}
{{Tapped Out Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Dear God in heaven, a fire!}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Maybe we angered God by littering.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|{{*}}prays frantically{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|No, that's not how God works. If he was angry, he'd tell us through a burning bush. {{*}}bush lights on fire{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, we've angered God! Run! I mean – ski!}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, it didn't happen the way I intended, but I'll take the win.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And this is the site of the new burning bush. That's why I chose to hold this week's services on Mt. Useful.}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|This should become a pilgrimage site in no time, and you get to see it first.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What do I do with this trash?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If you can't find a trash can, just toss it on the ground. It's a park. They have people to clean things up.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dad, that's a terrible attitude. What makes you think that's okay?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It works at home.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I think it's time for you all to leave the park.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pfft. Who made you boss?}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|The Forest Service.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pfft. Forest Service, Shmorest Shmervice. We're just worshipping this shrub and practicing our religion, which is protected by the, uh – ya know, the – thing that protects that sort of thing. You can't stop us.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|It's a bush, and we're not worshipping it…}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|You're right, I'm not going to stop you. They are. {{*}}tosses a handful of potato chips{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Aww, what cute little raccoons coming out of the woods.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|They're attacking! Run!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Park Ranger Weaponize Raccoons|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Run for His Life|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Run for His Life|4 hours|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Run for Her Life|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Run for Her Life|4 hours|char=[[Marge]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lovejoy Run for His Life|4 hours|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|Well, that seems to have done the trick. With all of the warnings about rabid raccoons, tourism on the mountain is way down and the raccoon population has returned to normal.}}
{{Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed chittering noises{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
{{TB|I know you and your friends aren't rabid, but it's not a point worth arguing. I'm taking the win.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Holiday Whodunnit}}

@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}affirmative chittering noises{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|It doesn't matter what I do….}}
+{{TB|It doesn't matter what I do....}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|The skiers keep dropping so much food, that they're turning the mountain into a Vegas buffet for raccoons!}}
@@ Line 72: / Line 72: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}drops trash{{*}} God is good!}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|And…here comes the swarm of raccoons. It's the skiers that are the real problem!}}
+{{TB|And...here comes the swarm of raccoons. It's the skiers that are the real problem!}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|If they weren't here, the raccoons would wander off in search of other food. If only there wasn't so much snow attracting the skiers. Hmm…}}
+{{TB|If they weren't here, the raccoons would wander off in search of other food. If only there wasn't so much snow attracting the skiers. Hmm...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Park Ranger Melt Snow With Giant Magnifying Glass|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Stupid Sexy Flanders]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Flanders Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ned]] (but not [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]])}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Rod Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Rod]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Todd Litter and Pray|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Todd]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon|Annoyed}}
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 {{TB|Pfft. Forest Service, Shmorest Shmervice. We're just worshipping this shrub and practicing our religion, which is protected by the, uh – ya know, the – thing that protects that sort of thing. You can't stop us.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|It's a bush, and we're not worshipping it…}}
+{{TB|It's a bush, and we're not worshipping it...}}
 {{Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon}}
 {{TB|You're right, I'm not going to stop you. They are. {{*}}tosses a handful of potato chips{{*}}}}

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