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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Putting the Pun in Punishment
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Lisafer]]
|optional = [[Old Scratch]], [[Marge]], [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Milhouse]], [[Comic Book Guy]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Putting the Pun in Punishment''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}} content update. It requires [[Lisafer]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}}
{{TB|Lisafer! I know you're trying to win our bet by failing your classes here in Hell, but you'll fail nothing stuck in detention.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And to further your torment you'll listen to the worst music in heaven or hell — jazz!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Terrific! I love all forms of jazz!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Damn it!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Forget jazz. Here's an excruciating assignment for you — write five hundred thousand words on Proto-Feminist Transcendentalist Literature!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's great too! I can give you two hundred thousand words on Margaret Fuller alone!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Curses! This may be more challenging than I thought.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Take Everything Old Scratch Can Dish Out|2 hours|[[Hellementary School]], [[Hellscape]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated With Lisafer|2 hours|[[Hellementary School]], [[Hellscape]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Old Scratch]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're a tough nut to crack.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I hate nuts!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
{{TB|Even cashews? Boy, you are a gloomy Gus.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Say, what's with that wardrobe over there?}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}}
{{TB|It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
{{TB|Interesting…}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Lisa! What are you doing here? Bart said you were stuck in Hell Detention!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|There's nothing a lawyer can't fix…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Or ruin.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Call the Blue-Haired Lawyer|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Consult With the Blue-Haired Lawyer|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Prepare His Bill|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm afraid your daughter is in a jam. Old Scratch's contracts are notoriously convoluted and difficult to fight in court.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|My advice would be to appeal to a higher power.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So there's nothing we can do legally?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|You can pay my legal bill.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Little Lisa Simpson in Hell…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Are you even listening?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sorry, I was thinking about my model trains. It's how I get through those long, boring sermons too. Chugga-chugga-choo-choo!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing…}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You should try bingeing the early seasons of "Prison Break" for ideas.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thanks for nothing.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Lisa. I like the wings.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|They're fake.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Why do women feel they have to fake everything? Especially around me?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I was trying to hide from Old Scratch. I'm going to get called back to Hell. And then Bart and I will be trapped there forever.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I need someone who can help me find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch. But so far everyone is clueless!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Someone who's not from the establishment, someone who doesn't fit the mold.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|How 'bout someone who doesn't fit his pants?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You have someone in mind?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Let's go see Comic Book Guy!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Take Lisafer to the Android's Dungeon|4 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Milhouse]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Go to the Android's Dungeon|4 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Comic Book Guy Look Up Comic Book Demonology|4 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Comic Book Guy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I've found there is one thing that all villains hate — plucky heroes who defiantly quip in the face of their menacing evil!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Well that's better than noth— AAAAAAAH!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh no! Lisa's been sucked back to Hell!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Without buying anything!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sneaking off like that… I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
{{TB|I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You won't escape without a plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll just WING it!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Because you have wings… Yeah, I get it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
{{TB|But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yes, you have hooves too. Your pluck and quips are so annoying!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
{{TB|Then I've succeeded because down here it's good to be annoying.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Annoy Old Scratch With Pluck and Quips|5 hours|[[Hellementary School]], [[Hellscape]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated by Pluck and Quips|5 hours|[[Hellementary School]], [[Hellscape]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Old Scratch]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Enough! No more detention. Just go back to class. I can't listen to this anymore! You're making my hair fall out!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I hope you don't lose all your hair, or there will be Hell toupée. Tee-hee-hee!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's your last quip! Get out!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}

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 |name = Putting the Pun in Punishment
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lisafer Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}
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 |characters = [[Lisafer]]
 |optional = [[Old Scratch]], [[Marge]], [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Milhouse]], [[Comic Book Guy]]
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 {{TB|It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
-{{TB|Interesting…}}
+{{TB|Interesting...}}
 {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|There's nothing a lawyer can't fix…}}
+{{TB|There's nothing a lawyer can't fix...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Or ruin.}}
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 {{TB|Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Little Lisa Simpson in Hell…}}
+{{TB|Little Lisa Simpson in Hell...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—}}
@@ Line 88: / Line 88: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing…}}
+{{TB|Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing...}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.}}
@@ Line 123: / Line 123: @@
 {{TB|Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole…}}
+{{TB|Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Sneaking off like that… I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.}}
+{{TB|Sneaking off like that... I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
 {{TB|I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!}}
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 {{TB|I'll just WING it!}}
 {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Because you have wings… Yeah, I get it.}}
+{{TB|Because you have wings... Yeah, I get it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
 {{TB|But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.}}