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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Are there any two wordsmore exciting than "couch shopping"?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No need. Already went online and ordered a new couch just like the old one. :'''[[Homer]]:''' And, you know, Marge, those salespeople weren't really our friends.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' But they let me take fabric samples.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' They charged a deposit.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' They had to. It came from corporate.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's right, sweetie, it always comes from corporate.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' How did we get bedbugs?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Probably one of Bart's dirty friends. Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't know. Why are your friends such drunks?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Touché.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You never know, Mom. I'm only eight. I might get married someday, even if it's only a green card marriage to keep a Chinese dissident from being deported.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' We can have the reception at Wong Lee's.
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' I don't think this is what Martin Presbyluther had in mind when he founded our religion by sticking his Three Suggestions under the Pope's windshield wiper.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mr. Flanders, this new reverend has thrown tar in your half-pipe, too?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' I don't understand that on any level, but yes.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, let's get Lovejoy back. Do you know where he is?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' He's in a place full of brimstone and exposed flesh.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You mean he's selling hot tubs?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Yes.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, I found your wedding dress.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' How?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Using something this town has never, ever seen good, honest police work. I staked out the alley and befriended the garbage man who took it. Then he gave it to a local theater company, who used it in the first unsuccessful version of Mamma Mia. In a bankruptcy sale, it was bought by a young couple.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|What Animated Women Want|Whiskey Business}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Are there any two wordsmore exciting than "couch shopping"?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are there any two wordsmore exciting than "couch shopping"?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' No need. Already went online and ordered a new couch just like the old one.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No need. Already went online and ordered a new couch just like the old one.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' And, you know, Marge, those salespeople weren't really our friends.
+{{qf|Homer}} And, you know, Marge, those salespeople weren't really our friends.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' But they let me take fabric samples.
+{{qf|Marge}} But they let me take fabric samples.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' They charged a deposit.
+{{qf|Homer}} They charged a deposit.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' They had to. It came from corporate.
+{{qf|Marge}} They had to. It came from corporate.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's right, sweetie, it always comes from corporate.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's right, sweetie, it always comes from corporate.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' How did we get bedbugs?
+{{qf|Marge}} How did we get bedbugs?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Probably one of Bart's dirty friends. Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
+{{qf|Homer}} Probably one of Bart's dirty friends. Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't know. Why are your friends such drunks?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Don't know. Why are your friends such drunks?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Touché.
+{{qf|Homer}} Touché.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You never know, Mom. I'm only eight. I might get married someday, even if it's only a green card marriage to keep a Chinese dissident from being deported.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You never know, Mom. I'm only eight. I might get married someday, even if it's only a green card marriage to keep a Chinese dissident from being deported.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' We can have the reception at Wong Lee's.
+{{qf|Marge}} We can have the reception at Wong Lee's.
 ----
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' I don't think this is what Martin Presbyluther had in mind when he founded our religion by sticking his Three Suggestions under the Pope's windshield wiper.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I don't think this is what Martin Presbyluther had in mind when he founded our religion by sticking his Three Suggestions under the Pope's windshield wiper.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mr. Flanders, this new reverend has thrown tar in your half-pipe, too?
+{{qf|Bart}} Mr. Flanders, this new reverend has thrown tar in your half-pipe, too?
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' I don't understand that on any level, but yes.
+{{qf|Ned}} I don't understand that on any level, but yes.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, let's get Lovejoy back. Do you know where he is?
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, let's get Lovejoy back. Do you know where he is?
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' He's in a place full of brimstone and exposed flesh.
+{{qf|Ned}} He's in a place full of brimstone and exposed flesh.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You mean he's selling hot tubs?
+{{qf|Bart}} You mean he's selling hot tubs?
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Yes.
+{{qf|Ned}} Yes.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, I found your wedding dress.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, I found your wedding dress.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' How?
+{{qf|Marge}} How?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Using something this town has never, ever seen good, honest police work. I staked out the alley and befriended the garbage man who took it. Then he gave it to a local theater company, who used it in the first unsuccessful version of Mamma Mia. In a bankruptcy sale, it was bought by a young couple.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Using something this town has never, ever seen good, honest police work. I staked out the alley and befriended the garbage man who took it. Then he gave it to a local theater company, who used it in the first unsuccessful version of Mamma Mia. In a bankruptcy sale, it was bought by a young couple.
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