Principal Charming/Quotes - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 13:16, July 1, 2016

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Cook879 at 19:37, July 4, 2012

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Tipota at 21:33, November 20, 2010

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Kyleigh Elisabeth Heredia at 20:23, September 13, 2010

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Cronokinetic at 20:23, September 1, 2010

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TheHomer at 17:12, May 13, 2010

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← Older revision		Revision as of 19:20, August 4, 2021
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	{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment\|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?}}		{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment\|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, I'm only human.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, I'm only human.
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-:'''[[Selma]]:''' I'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter, and uglier. Please, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.
+{{qf|[[Selma]]}} I'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter, and uglier. Please, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Find a husband? Wait, which one's Selma again?
+{{qf|Homer}} Find a husband? Wait, which one's Selma again?
-:'''Marge:''' She's the one who likes "Police Academy" movies and Hummel figurines and walking through the park on clear Autumn days.
+{{qf|Marge}} She's the one who likes "Police Academy" movies and Hummel figurines and walking through the park on clear Autumn days.
 ----
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40 foot high letters on the field that you would be caught.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40 foot high letters on the field that you would be caught.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.
-:'''Skinner:''' There are no other Barts!
+{{qf|Skinner}} There are no other Barts!
-:'''Bart:''' Uh-oh.
+{{qf|Bart}} Uh-oh.
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-:'''Bart:''' Hello, is Homer there?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hello, is Homer there?
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Homer who?
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer who?
-:'''Bart:''' Homer Sexual.
+{{qf|Bart}} Homer Sexual.
-:'''Moe:''' Wait one second, let me check. ''[to the bar]'' Ahh, Homer Sexual. Ah, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. ''[catches on]'' Oh no, you rotten little punk! If I ever get ahold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off.
+{{qf|Moe}} Wait one second, let me check. ''[to the bar]'' Ahh, Homer Sexual. Ah, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. ''[catches on]'' Oh no, you rotten little punk! If I ever get ahold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off.
 ----
-:'''Skinner:''' So, Patty, tell me... tell me more about your trip to [[Egypt]].
+{{qf|Skinner}} So, Patty, tell me... tell me more about your trip to [[Egypt]].
-:'''[[Patty]]:''' Nothing more to tell, really. The Nile smells like cattle rot, and they've got horseflies over there the size of your head.
+{{qf|[[Patty]]}} Nothing more to tell, really. The Nile smells like cattle rot, and they've got horseflies over there the size of your head.
-:'''Skinner:''' Marvelous. Just marvelous.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Marvelous. Just marvelous.
-:'''Marge:''' Well, Selma hated Egypt, too. A camel spit on her!
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, Selma hated Egypt, too. A camel spit on her!
-:'''Skinner:''' ''[dismissive]'' Oh yes, I heard they can be difficult.
+{{qf|Skinner}} ''[dismissive]'' Oh yes, I heard they can be difficult.
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-:'''Skinner:''' Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties!
+{{qf|Skinner}} Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties!
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-:'''Skinner:''' I'm going to ask for your aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
+{{qf|Skinner}} I'm going to ask for your aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
-:'''Bart:''' Your funeral, Seymour.
+{{qf|Bart}} Your funeral, Seymour.
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-:'''Moe:''' Homer, lighten up. You're making "Happy Hour" bitterly ironic.
+{{qf|Moe}} Homer, lighten up. You're making "Happy Hour" bitterly ironic.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' I gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law Selma.
+{{qf|Homer}} I gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law Selma.
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Hey, I'm intrigued. What does Selma look like?
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Hey, I'm intrigued. What does Selma look like?
-:'''Homer:''' Well, like my wife's ugly sister.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, like my wife's ugly sister.
-:'''Barney:''' Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. ''[belches]''
+{{qf|Barney}} Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. ''[belches]''
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-:'''Selma:''' It's time to give away my love life like so much cheap wine.
+{{qf|Selma}} It's time to give away my love life like so much cheap wine.
-:'''Homer:''' Take it to the hoop, Selma!
+{{qf|Homer}} Take it to the hoop, Selma!
 {{Season 2|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' [[Homer]], remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
-:'''Homer:''' Marge, I'm only human.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, I'm only human.
 ----
 :'''[[Selma]]:''' I'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter, and uglier. Please, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.
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 :'''Marge:''' She's the one who likes "Police Academy" movies and Hummel figurines and walking through the park on clear Autumn days.
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-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' [[Bart]], I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40 foot high letters on the field that you would be caught.
+:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40 foot high letters on the field that you would be caught.
-:'''Bart:''' Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.
 :'''Skinner:''' There are no other Barts!
 :'''Bart:''' Uh-oh.
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 :'''Moe:''' Wait one second, let me check. ''[to the bar]'' Ahh, Homer Sexual. Ah, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. ''[catches on]'' Oh no, you rotten little punk! If I ever get ahold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off.
 ----
-:'''Skinner:''' So, [[Patty]], tell me... tell me more about your trip to [[Egypt]].
+:'''Skinner:''' So, Patty, tell me... tell me more about your trip to [[Egypt]].
-:'''Patty:''' Nothing more to tell, really. The Nile smells like cattle rot, and they've got horseflies over there the size of your head.
+:'''[[Patty]]:''' Nothing more to tell, really. The Nile smells like cattle rot, and they've got horseflies over there the size of your head.
 :'''Skinner:''' Marvelous. Just marvelous.
 :'''Marge:''' Well, Selma hated Egypt, too. A camel spit on her!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?}}
-'''Principal Skinner''': Of all the stunts you have ever done, this is the most foolish! Surely you know burning your own name into the school lawn, was a message for you to be disciplined?!
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' [[Homer]], remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
+:'''Homer:''' Marge, I'm only human.
-'''Bart''': Hey, do not get so accusatory. It could have been one of the other Barts.
+----
+:'''[[Selma]]:''' I'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter, and uglier. Please, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.
-'''Principal Skinner''': THERE ARE NO OTHER BARTS!
+----
+:'''Homer:''' Find a husband? Wait, which one's Selma again?
-'''Bart''': Uh oh.
+:'''Marge:''' She's the one who likes "Police Academy" movies and Hummel figurines and walking through the park on clear Autumn days.
+----
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-:'''Principal Skinner''': Of all the stunts you have ever done, this is the most foolish! Surely you know burning your own name into the school lawn, was a message for you to be disciplined?!
+'''Principal Skinner''': Of all the stunts you have ever done, this is the most foolish! Surely you know burning your own name into the school lawn, was a message for you to be disciplined?!
-:'''Bart''': Hey, do not get so accusatory. It could have been one of the other Barts.
-:'''Principal Skinner''': THERE ARE NO OTHER BARTS!
+'''Bart''': Hey, do not get so accusatory. It could have been one of the other Barts.
-:'''Bart''': Uh oh.
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