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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Pride and Puritanism
|image =
|level = 14
|update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Puritan Lovejoy]], [[Homer]], [[Ned]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = [[Jessica Lovejoy]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Marge]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Pride and Puritanism''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}} content update. It requires [[Puritan Lovejoy]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Puritan Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I am returned, family, and I find our zeal for the Lord…wanting!}}
{{Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Mom, what's with Dad, and why is he still in his pilgrim LARP costume?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|The LARPing might have gone to his head a little.}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Henceforth we shall prove our humility to the Lord by taking cold baths. And we shall partake in productive and godly activities every morning, like picking fresh vegetables and preparing them for breakfast.}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And by "we shall", I mean "you shall".}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Okay, it might have gone to his head a lot.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Puritan Lovejoy Annoy His Family|4 hours|the [[Lovejoy Residence]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Jessica Lovejoy Refuse to Do Godly Chores|4 hours|the [[Lovejoy Residence]]|char=[[Jessica Lovejoy]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Helen Lovejoy Take a Long, Hot Spite Bath|4 hours|the [[Lovejoy Residence]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Helen Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Puritan Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|In response to the plague of sin and wickedness that besets our town, we shall henceforth be implementing new church regulations.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why is he dressed like that and talking like that? Is this LARPing?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|All religion is LARPing.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You've been waiting a long time to say that, haven't you?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, yeah.}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|As I was saying! Henceforth sinners shall wear signs stating their sin.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Mine says, "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wi-Fi."}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I really don't mind.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Mine says, "Thou Shalt Not Condescend." Spelled wrong, of course.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Mine says, "Thou Shalt Not Bear Store-Bought Cookies to a Bake Sale." I thought it was allowed! Everyone does it now!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That doesn't make it right.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Mine just says, "Bad Boy." Works for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Mine says, "Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father's Rule Against Touching His Trains."}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Clearly this flock requires drastic measures to achieve a state of righteousness. Until further notice, sermons shall be longer. I think three hours should do it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|But…but…lunch!}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You'll just have to pray the hunger away until I'm finished.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Puritan Lovejoy Preach…and Preach…and Preach|6 hours}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Wear Stupid Sin Sign|6 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Struggle to Stay Awake for Six More Hours|6 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Puritan Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I am disappointed that our congregation isn't as devout as one who loves the Lord might hope, so henceforth all hymns shall be sung in the original Old English, just like Jesus sang them.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Um, I don't think—}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Furthermore, beginning this week, the elect shall receive preferential parking spots next to the church.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Ooh, I want one of those! How do I become elect? Can I vote for myself?}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer Simpson, it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for you to get one of these parking spaces.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So…if I lose weight I get a parking spot?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Puritan Lovejoy Become More Puritanical|4 hours}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Start to Worry|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Wear Another Stupid Sin Sign|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Resist Urge to Debate History|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Homer Simpson, you shall park at the very back of the parking lot, and also, here's your new sin sign.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|"Thou Shalt Not Double Park."}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Uh, say, Reverend Lovejoy, how many more changes are you planning to make?}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just like the fires of Hades waiting for most of you, I'm just getting warmed up!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Are you talking about having a church barbecue?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Puritan Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can see last week's sermon did little good, as evidenced by your prideful attire. Why, some of you are wearing more than two colors at the same time!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's it! I'm gonna—}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Hold on, Homer! It may be that only divine intervention can get us out of this.}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What kind of blasphemous ballyhoo is this?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, Reverend, but I'm going to have to shock you back to your senses through interpretive dance! As "David danced before the Lord with all his might, clad in a linen ephod."}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Boy, I hope "ephod" isn't Bible-talk for "loincloth".}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Shout "Let My People Go!"|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Shake It for the Lord|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Puritan Lovejoy Snap Out of It|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Ned! I feel like my old self again now.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, well, we're not entirely convinced, so we're implementing a fifty-nine-minute Sermon Clock.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And here's your sin sign.}}
{{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|"Thou Shalt Not Go Full Puritan."}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the [[Jane Austen]] novel ''{{W|Pride and Prejudice}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Pride and Puritanism
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 14
 |update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}
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 |characters = [[Puritan Lovejoy]], [[Homer]], [[Ned]], [[Lisa]]
 |optional = [[Jessica Lovejoy]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Marge]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Puritan Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I am returned, family, and I find our zeal for the Lord…wanting!}}
+{{TB|I am returned, family, and I find our zeal for the Lord...wanting!}}
 {{Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon|Bored}}
 {{TB|Mom, what's with Dad, and why is he still in his pilgrim LARP costume?}}
@@ Line 66: / Line 66: @@
 {{TB|Clearly this flock requires drastic measures to achieve a state of righteousness. Until further notice, sermons shall be longer. I think three hours should do it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shocked}}
-{{TB|But…but…lunch!}}
+{{TB|But...but...lunch!}}
 {{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|You'll just have to pray the hunger away until I'm finished.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Puritan Lovejoy Preach…and Preach…and Preach|6 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Wear Stupid Sin Sign|6 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Struggle to Stay Awake for Six More Hours|6 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Puritan Lovejoy Preach...and Preach...and Preach|6 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Wear Stupid Sin Sign|6 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Struggle to Stay Awake for Six More Hours|6 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|Homer Simpson, it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for you to get one of these parking spaces.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|So…if I lose weight I get a parking spot?}}
+{{TB|So...if I lose weight I get a parking spot?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Puritan Lovejoy Become More Puritanical|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Start to Worry|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Wear Another Stupid Sin Sign|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Resist Urge to Debate History|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Puritan Lovejoy Icon}}