Pride and Pageantry - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 17:40, October 20, 2024

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Pride and Pageantry
|image =
|level = 20
|update = {{TOCU|County Fair}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters =
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Pride and Pageantry''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|County Fair}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Intro ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Flanders, what's this big pumpkin-y looking pumpkin next to my hammock?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Praise the gourd! One of my seeds must've Exodus-ed its way to your yard and sprouted!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well get it out of here, that's where I throw my empty beer cans.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Surely! The dregs of your devil's brew fertilized it into the biggest pumpkin of the bunch! It's sure to win first prize at the County Fair.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa, first prize? Are you trying to take credit for my hard work?! My yard, my pumpkin!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Now buzz off. Farmer Homer has to do some gardening.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink and Throw Empties Out the Window|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Flanders Do Normal Gardening Work Like a Sucker|6 seconds|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, Homer, that pumpkin's even bigger than before. You've sure got a green thumb!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I'll show you ANOTHER finger if you keep bugging me while I'm drinking.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing the Intro|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Out of the way, losers! Future award-winning pumpkin coming through!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer, that trash talking's not really in the spirit of friendly competition.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Maybe if you paid more attention to your crops and less to my crap-talking, you'd have bigger gourds.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Could you at least try not to stomp on other contestants' vegetables?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants|3 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops|3 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|5}} {{Task|Earn Prize Ribbons|150}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Homer, your gourd is the largest.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|…but it's technically more alcohol than pumpkin, so you are disqualified.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|…but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Fair Pavilion]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This fair is not going well. The carnies aren't even having turf wars!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I have an idea to get people excited.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Mocking}}
{{TB|Let me guess, Lisa, some sort of recycling drive?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|No, it's--}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Mocking}}
{{TB|What, you want to knit a quilt for some second-tier disease no one's heard of?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|No, that's not what I--}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|We don't have time to listen to some dumb little girl's ideas.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING A BEAUTY PAGEANT!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Everybody shut up, the dumb little girl has a great idea! Get my judging sash!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quimby Find His Sash That Says "JUDGE"|3 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant|3 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}} {{Task|Earn Prize Ribbons|325}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Little Miss Springfield]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but… have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Fake fur is manslaughter!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow, I don't know what to say!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|You can start by officiating the livestock competitions.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests|3 hours|the [[Fair Pavilion]] or [[Springfield Elementary]]}} {{Task|Earn Prize Ribbons|325}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This magnificent bovine takes top prize!}}
{{Tapped Out Cow Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|What becomes of a prize-winning bull?}}
{{Tapped Out Farmer Icon}}
{{TB|Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[The World's Biggest Ribbon]] and [[County Fair Sign]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|You must! It says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock.}}
{{Tapped Out Farmer Icon}}
{{TB|I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I do love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer|3 hours|[[Krusty Burger]]}} {{Task|Earn Prize Ribbons|325}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
{{TB|That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next!}}
{{Tapped Out Farmer Icon}}
{{TB|Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} Little Miss Springfield's "Protest" animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This is terrible!}}
{{Tapped Out Farmer Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of “community”.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's time to use a public position for something it was never intended for: a voice for change and awareness.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest|8 hours}} {{Task|Earn Prize Ribbons|325}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Farmer Icon}}
{{TB|Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this.}}
{{Tapped Out Farmer Icon}}
{{TB|If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Is that so?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Cheddarbarrel Farm]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Somebody get me a pitchfork!}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's the spirit!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build Cheddarbarrel Farm|4 hours}} {{Task|Place a [[Corn Field]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Hide From Mob|8 hours|a [[Corn Field]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Search Corn Field|8 hours|a [[Corn Field]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Jeez, everyone's so touchy when I decide to spend funds on frivolous, money-losing endeavors to clear my conscience.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|At least the mob's pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the [[Jane Austen]] novel ''{{W|Pride and Prejudice}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/County Fair}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Pride and Pageantry
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Fair Pavilion Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 20
 |update = {{TOCU|County Fair}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]], [[Ned]], {{TOCG|Regular Characters}}, [[Quimby]], [[Lisa]], [[Little Miss Springfield]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional = {{TOCG|Premium Characters}}, [[Cletus]], [[Milhouse]], [[Willie]], [[Mary Spuckler]], [[Amber Dempsey]]
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Homer, your gourd is the largest.}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
+{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|...but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition.}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
+{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Fair Pavilion]]|colspan=2}}

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 {{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
-{{TB|…but it's technically more alcohol than pumpkin, so you are disqualified.}}
+{{TB|...but it's technically more alcohol than pumpkin, so you are disqualified.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
 {{TB|D'oh!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|…but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition.}}
+{{TB|...but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
 {{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
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 {{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
-{{TB|Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but… have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?}}
+{{TB|Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.}}
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 {{TB|Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.}}
 {{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of “community”.}}
+{{TB|That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of "community".}}
 {{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|It's time to use a public position for something it was never intended for: a voice for change and awareness.}}
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 {{TB|Jeez, everyone's so touchy when I decide to spend funds on frivolous, money-losing endeavors to clear my conscience.}}
 {{Tapped Out Little Miss Springfield Icon}}
-{{TB|At least the mob's pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming…}}
+{{TB|At least the mob's pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}