Solar Dragon at 15:48, March 29, 2022

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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm hosting book club tonight, and I was thinking, maybe you'd like to go to [[Moe's]] until we're done.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You want me to go to Moe's?
{{qf|Marge}} I do.
{{qf|Homer}} How drunk can I get? Stinking or falling down?
{{qf|Marge}} Uh, how about "sociable"?
{{qf|Homer}} What I'm hearing is wedding drunk.
{{qf|Marge}} Wedding drunk, cash bar.
{{qf|Homer}} Fine.
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{{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} May I speak mah piece?
{{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} What's your problem, Daisy May? Couldn't make it through the audiobook? ''[laughs]''
{{qf|Brandine}} Well, ah thinks it's a classic of style that's more than a war story and more than a love story. With deceptively simple prose as lean and sturdy as a half-ton marlin. I-I mean... my eyes was bewitchefied with all them squiggels and squirms.
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{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Did you hear about Brandine?
{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Well, it would be nice to hear something other than "Let me go, I have a family."
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, I tried "you're under arrest," but you just laughed.
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{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} You do not tell a man he don't know his wife. That's like telling a man his gun's not loaded. You let him find that out at the worst possible time.
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{{qf|Cletus}} Brandine, tell me true. Are you actually smart? Have all your yups just being yeses in disguise?
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{{qf|Brandine}} And I completed my self-education at the [[Springfield Athenaeum]].
{{qf|Cletus}} The what?
{{qf|Brandine}} Athenaeum.
{{qf|Cletus}} The what?
{{qf|Brandine}} Museum.
{{qf|Cletus}} The what?
{{qf|Brandine}} Pica-ture palace.
{{qf|Cletus}} Got it.
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{{qf|Brandine}} I've been rejected by a man who thinks it's funny to light his farts.
{{qf|Homer}} You can light them?
{{qf|Marge}} No, Homer, no!
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{{qf|Cletus}} Uh, you know, I'm pretty sure we's cousins.
{{qf|Brandine}} Second? First?
{{qf|Cletus}} Kissing.
{{qf|Brandine}} Aww.
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{{qf|[[Myles]]}} We hide in the shadows. Which is scary, so we bring little flashlights.
{{qf|[[Database]]}} Eh, just you, Myles.
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{{qf|Cletus}} Brandine didn't just lie to me. What she done is made a mockery of my forebearers who possibly did include four bears.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Attention. I have some announcements regarding the cafeteria menu. Several items are misspelled. "Gren beans" should be green beans. "Tater tats" are tater tots. "Healthy" should be not healthy.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Never again will I hide my intelligence. I am smartacus.
{{qf|{{ap|Toby|Pretty Whittle Liar}}}} I am smartacus.
{{qf|Myles}} Unsurprisingly, I also am smartacus.
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I am smartacus. Well, sort of smartacus. Well, perfect attendacus. Sitting downacus.
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{{qf|Homer}} Okay, Marge. I admit it. You could do better, but I couldn't. Every day you give me something awesome to shoot for. Though I may occasionally fall short, because you are so great, I will never stop trying. I love you, Marge.

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Solar Dragon at 15:48, March 29, 2022

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{TabQ}} {{qf|Marge}} I'm hosting book club tonight, and I was thinking, maybe you'd like to go to Moe's until we're done. {{qf|Homer}} You want me to go to Moe's..."