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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Presidential Primaries
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|SciFi}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[President Lisa]], [[Lisa]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Presidential Primaries''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|SciFi}} content update. It requires [[President Lisa]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What's going on?! I can breathe the air, but I can't taste it! And the climate doesn't seem as globally warmed.}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And the sea level, although several miles away, seems a lot lower.}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We came back in time, Sis! This is the Springfield of our childhood!}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp* But in the future, I was President of the United States! I was helping lead America out of economic and social turmoil!}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Stuff's happening here, too. You wanna help me blackmail Krusty?}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|No! We can't do anything, or we might change history! And then I might never get elected President! Just sit perfectly still and don't interact with any molecules!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Avoid Molecules|8 hours|the [[PolyVac]] or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's no use! Everywhere I turn it's molecules, molecules, molecules!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Everything we do is affecting the timeline! I think I just accidentally sat on a butterfly!}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
{{TB|So what? You said yourself the future was an environmental and economic disaster. Why not let things change?}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Because I want to be President! Plus, your future might be completely changed too! You might never have an ex-wife, or weekend custody of your kids!}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And the downside is…?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Disrupt the Timeline|8 hours|the [[PolyVac]] or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I give up. I guess I just have to accept that history is changing and I'll never get to be President.}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Why not run for President here, in the past? It's an election year!}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's too late for that. I'm sure both parties already have highly popular, uncontroversial candidates.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Look Up Who's Running for President this Year|8 hours|the [[PolyVac]] or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Holy crap! I'm throwing my hat in the ring!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I need to decide who my running mate will be. Should I pick a safe choice from a swing state, or double down with someone who shares my exact thoughts and opinions.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|How about me?}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh my gosh! You're me, back before I learned not to dress like [[Pebbles Flintstone]]!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|As you know, I've always wanted to be President. But I might be willing to start as Vice President. What do you say?}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not sure the country is ready for an all-female ticket, let alone one consisting of time clones, one of whom is eight years old.}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But sure… why not!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Run for President|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|If ever there were a year when a third-party candidate could get elected, this is it!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah! So what's our party called? The Green Party?}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The Yellow Party.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|And what's our platform?}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We're strongly opposed to the Venusian trade pact! The Venusians are just trying to take our jobs and beryllium!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Uhm, that hasn't happened yet.}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|And it never will, if I get elected!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Oppose the Venusian Trade Pact|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|This is the big night! The election returns are coming in!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We're leading in [[North Carolina]], [[South Dakota]], and [[West Virginia]]!}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What about East Googlia?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|That's not a state yet.}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It isn't? Then why did we spend a hundred million dollars in TV ad buys there?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Watch the Election Returns|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Watch the Election Returns|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Rats. We lost badly, and to a candidate less popular than liver.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|On the bright side, maybe we didn't change history after all. So I can still run again when I'm old enough to be you!}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The system works!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/SciFi}}

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 |name = Presidential Primaries
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out President Lisa Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|SciFi}}
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 {{TB|We came back in time, Sis! This is the Springfield of our childhood!}}
 {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}gasp* But in the future, I was President of the United States! I was helping lead America out of economic and social turmoil!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} But in the future, I was President of the United States! I was helping lead America out of economic and social turmoil!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Stuff's happening here, too. You wanna help me blackmail Krusty?}}
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 {{TB|Because I want to be President! Plus, your future might be completely changed too! You might never have an ex-wife, or weekend custody of your kids!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
-{{TB|And the downside is…?}}
+{{TB|And the downside is...?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Disrupt the Timeline|8 hours|the [[PolyVac]] or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|I'm not sure the country is ready for an all-female ticket, let alone one consisting of time clones, one of whom is eight years old.}}
 {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|But sure… why not!}}
+{{TB|But sure... why not!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make President Lisa Run for President|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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