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== Quotes ==
'''Marge:''' Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes.
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'''Bart:''' I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax. '''Wiggum:''' A hoax? A hoax!? Aw please, you can't takes this away from me! How would I explain it to [[Ralph Wiggum|Ralphie]]? That kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.
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''(Bart's rap)'' Don't critique my technique, I'm no geek. I make the principal nervous, my friends can confirmus, I'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis, you can trace my remorse to its supersized source. A hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer of course, my old man's pathetic, damn is his head thick, The gas from his ass is carcinogenic, every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.
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'''Bart:''' Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! ''(Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] doll.)'' I wuv you Krusty, Wusty! ''(Bart kisses his doll and leaves)''
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'''50 cent''': Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour? '''Bart''': Sorry fiddy I have school tomorrow. '''50 cent''': You're right. The more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. (turns to his assistant) Does that count as community service? '''Assistant''': No! '''50 cent''': Aight take 'em to the park. We'll go pick up some dog poop. '''Assistant''': Yes sir!
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'''Milhouse:''' Are you mad at me? '''Bart:''' No, it's not about you. '''Milhouse:''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh, it's never about me!
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'''Bart:''' Man, are you illin. '''Lisa:''' Rappers stopped saying "illin" twelve years ago. '''Bart:''' I'm keepin' it real! '''Lisa:''' They stopped saying "keepin' it real" '''''three''''' years ago. '''Bart:''' Mom! Lisa's dissin' me! '''Marge:''' "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
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'''Chief Wiggum''': (reads headlines to self) "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle (pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes) '''Barney Fife (later):''' Rise and shine, Chief Wiggum. This pity party is over. '''Wiggum (startled):''' Wha?! Officer down! ''(sees Fife on the TV)'' Barney Fife?! '''Barney:''' Y-E-S spells "you got it, buster!" and I wanna tell you that the feelings you have are common for every ''(sniff)'' brother of the badge. '''Wiggum:''' Yeah, well my fat grew over my badge. '''Barney:''' Oh, sour mash. You just gotta pull together and get the old ''(sniff)'' crime-sniffer out on the street. '''Wiggum:''' You're right! It's time I buckle down and really do some police work! '''Barney:''' Now that's the can-do attitude that puts dudes in the can! Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm wanted back on the set. '''Wiggum:''' Set? Are you the character or the actor who plays him? '''Barney (ghost-like voice):''' Now, I must goooooo! '''Wiggum:''' What a minute. Now you're a ghost? '''Barney:''' Avenge meeee!
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'''Alcatraaaz:''' (throws Bart a Murder 4 Life jersey) Here ya go ya little yellow cracka. (to Hummer Limo driver) Now let's go murder our enemies. (to Bart) Peace.
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'''Homer:''' Bart's gone! I checked everywhere. '''Marge:''' That little sneak disobeyed us and went to that hip hop festival! '''Homer:''' If that's true he's gonna be like N.W.A: Not Without Ass-welts!
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'''Kirk:''' Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''(takes a handfullof popcorn)'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''(presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music)'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday.

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 {{qf|{{Ch|50 Cent}}}} Yo B, I heard you throw down on stage. Wanna join my world tour?
 {{qf|Bart}} Sorry, Fiddy. I have school tomorrow.
-{{qf|50 Cent}} You're right -- the more you know, the further you'll go. And that's one to grow on. ''[to his assistant]'' Does that count as community service?
+{{qf|50 Cent}} You're right—the more you know, the further you'll go. And that's one to grow on. ''[to his assistant]'' Does that count as community service?
 {{qf|Assistant}} No.
 {{qf|50 Cent}} All right. Take me to the park. We'll pick up some dog poo.
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 {{qf|Homer}} You leave Maggie to me
 {{qf|Wiggum}} No, Lisa!
-{{qf|Homer}} Not her! She'll hunt us down relentlessly -- like a bloodhound mixed with a student loan officer!
+{{qf|Homer}} Not her! She'll hunt us down relentlessly—like a bloodhound mixed with a student loan officer!
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 {{qf|Skinner}} Bingo! Thank you, Mr. Alcatraaaz.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} They stopped saying "keepin' it real" '''''three''''' years ago.
 {{qf|Bart}} Mom! Lisa's dissin' me!
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
+{{qf|Marge}} "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
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 {{qf|Wiggum}} ''[reads headlines to self]'' "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle ''[pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes]''

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass|There's Something About Marrying}}
-{{qf|Marge}} Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes.
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax.<br />'''Wiggum:''' A hoax? A hoax!? Aw please, you can't takes this away from me! How would I explain it to [[Ralph Wiggum|Ralphie]]? That kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax.
 ----
-''[Bart's rap]''<br />Don't critique my technique<br />I'm no geek.<br />I make the principal nervous<br />my friends can confirm this<br />I'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis<br />you can trace my remorse to its super-sized source<br />a hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course<br />my old man's pathetic<br />damn is his head thick<br />the gas from his ass is carcinogenic<br />every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.
+{{qf|Bart's rap}}
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-{{qf|Bart}} Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! ''[Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] doll.]'' I wuv you Krusty, Wusty! ''[Bart kisses his doll and leaves]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! ''[Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his [[Krusty]] doll.]'' I wuv you Krusty, Wusty! ''[Bart kisses his doll and leaves]''
 ----
-{{qf|50 Cent}} Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour?<br />'''Bart''': Sorry, Fiddy, I have school tomorrow.<br />'''50 Cent''': You're right. The more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. (turns to his assistant) Does that count as community service?<br />'''Assistant''': No!<br />'''50 Cent''': A'ight take us to the park. We'll go pick up some dog poop.<br />'''Assistant''': Yes, sir!
+{{qf|[[50 Cent]]}} Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour?
 ----
-{{qf|Milhouse}} Are you mad at me?<br />'''Bart:''' No, it's not about you.<br />'''Milhouse:''' ''[disappointed]'' Oh, it's never about me!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Are you mad at me?
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-{{qf|Bart}} Man, are you illin'.<br />'''Lisa:''' Rappers stopped saying "illin'" twelve years ago.<br />'''Bart:''' I'm keepin' it real!<br />'''Lisa:''' They stopped saying "keepin' it real" '''''three''''' years ago.<br />'''Bart:''' Mom! Lisa's dissin' me!<br />'''Marge:''' "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
+{{qf|Bart}} Man, are you illin'.
 ----
-{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} (reads headlines to self) "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle (pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes)<br />'''Barney Fife (later):''' Rise and shine, Chief Wiggum. This pity party is over.<br />'''Wiggum (startled):''' Wha?! Officer down! ''[sees Fife on the TV]'' Barney Fife?!<br />'''Barney:''' Y-E-S spells "you got it, buster!" and I wanna tell you that the feelings you have are common for every ''[sniff]'' brother of the badge.<br />'''Wiggum:''' Yeah, well my fat grew over my badge.<br />'''Barney:''' Oh, sour mash. You just gotta pull together and get the old ''[sniff]'' crime-sniffer out on the street.<br />'''Wiggum:''' You're right! It's time I buckle down and really do some police work!<br />'''Barney:''' Now that's the can-do attitude that puts dudes in the can! Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm wanted back on the set.<br />'''Wiggum:''' Set? Are you the character or the actor who plays him?<br />'''Barney (ghost-like voice):''' Now, I must goooooo!<br />'''Wiggum:''' What a minute. Now you're a ghost?<br />'''Barney:''' Avenge meeee!
+{{qf|Wiggum}} ''[reads headlines to self]'' "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle ''[pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes]''
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-{{qf|Alcatraaaz}} (throws Bart a Murder 4 Life jersey) Here ya go ya little yellow cracka. (to driver) Now let's go murder our enemies. (to Bart) Peace!
+{{qf|[[Alcatraaaz]]}} ''[throws Bart a Murder 4 Life jersey]'' Here ya go ya little yellow cracka. ''[to driver]'' Now let's go murder our enemies. ''[to Bart]'' Peace!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Bart's gone! I checked everywhere.<br />'''Marge:''' That little sneak disobeyed us and went to that hip hop festival!<br />'''Homer:''' If that's true he's gonna be like N.W.A: Not Without Ass-welts!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Bart's gone! I checked everywhere.
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-{{qf|Kirk}} Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''[takes a handful of popcorn]'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''[presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music]'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday.
+{{qf|[[Kirk]]}} Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''[takes a handful of popcorn]'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''[presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music]'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday.
 {{Season 16|Q}}

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-'''Marge:''' Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes.
+{{qf|Marge}} Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes.
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-'''Bart:''' I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax.<br />'''Wiggum:''' A hoax? A hoax!? Aw please, you can't takes this away from me! How would I explain it to [[Ralph Wiggum|Ralphie]]? That kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.
+{{qf|Bart}} I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax.<br />'''Wiggum:''' A hoax? A hoax!? Aw please, you can't takes this away from me! How would I explain it to [[Ralph Wiggum|Ralphie]]? That kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.
 ----
-''(Bart's rap)''<br />Don't critique my technique<br />I'm no geek.<br />I make the principal nervous<br />my friends can confirm this<br />I'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis<br />you can trace my remorse to its super-sized source<br />a hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course<br />my old man's pathetic<br />damn is his head thick<br />the gas from his ass is carcinogenic<br />every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.
+''[Bart's rap]''<br />Don't critique my technique<br />I'm no geek.<br />I make the principal nervous<br />my friends can confirm this<br />I'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis<br />you can trace my remorse to its super-sized source<br />a hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course<br />my old man's pathetic<br />damn is his head thick<br />the gas from his ass is carcinogenic<br />every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.
 ----
-'''Bart:''' Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! ''(Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] doll.)'' I wuv you Krusty, Wusty! ''(Bart kisses his doll and leaves)''
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, I paid for this ticket. That makes me an adult. I'm going! ''[Bart leaves for a second, then comes back, hugging his [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] doll.]'' I wuv you Krusty, Wusty! ''[Bart kisses his doll and leaves]''
 ----
-'''50 Cent''': Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour?<br />'''Bart''': Sorry, Fiddy, I have school tomorrow.<br />'''50 Cent''': You're right. The more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. (turns to his assistant) Does that count as community service?<br />'''Assistant''': No!<br />'''50 Cent''': A'ight take us to the park. We'll go pick up some dog poop.<br />'''Assistant''': Yes, sir!
+{{qf|50 Cent}} Yo! B, I heard you throw down on stage, wanna join my world tour?<br />'''Bart''': Sorry, Fiddy, I have school tomorrow.<br />'''50 Cent''': You're right. The more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. (turns to his assistant) Does that count as community service?<br />'''Assistant''': No!<br />'''50 Cent''': A'ight take us to the park. We'll go pick up some dog poop.<br />'''Assistant''': Yes, sir!
 ----
-'''Milhouse:''' Are you mad at me?<br />'''Bart:''' No, it's not about you.<br />'''Milhouse:''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh, it's never about me!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Are you mad at me?<br />'''Bart:''' No, it's not about you.<br />'''Milhouse:''' ''[disappointed]'' Oh, it's never about me!
 ----
-'''Bart:''' Man, are you illin'.<br />'''Lisa:''' Rappers stopped saying "illin'" twelve years ago.<br />'''Bart:''' I'm keepin' it real!<br />'''Lisa:''' They stopped saying "keepin' it real" '''''three''''' years ago.<br />'''Bart:''' Mom! Lisa's dissin' me!<br />'''Marge:''' "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
+{{qf|Bart}} Man, are you illin'.<br />'''Lisa:''' Rappers stopped saying "illin'" twelve years ago.<br />'''Bart:''' I'm keepin' it real!<br />'''Lisa:''' They stopped saying "keepin' it real" '''''three''''' years ago.<br />'''Bart:''' Mom! Lisa's dissin' me!<br />'''Marge:''' "Dissin'"? Do rappers still say that?
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-'''Chief Wiggum''': (reads headlines to self) "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle (pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes)<br />'''Barney Fife (later):''' Rise and shine, Chief Wiggum. This pity party is over.<br />'''Wiggum (startled):''' Wha?! Officer down! ''(sees Fife on the TV)'' Barney Fife?!<br />'''Barney:''' Y-E-S spells "you got it, buster!" and I wanna tell you that the feelings you have are common for every ''(sniff)'' brother of the badge.<br />'''Wiggum:''' Yeah, well my fat grew over my badge.<br />'''Barney:''' Oh, sour mash. You just gotta pull together and get the old ''(sniff)'' crime-sniffer out on the street.<br />'''Wiggum:''' You're right! It's time I buckle down and really do some police work!<br />'''Barney:''' Now that's the can-do attitude that puts dudes in the can! Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm wanted back on the set.<br />'''Wiggum:''' Set? Are you the character or the actor who plays him?<br />'''Barney (ghost-like voice):''' Now, I must goooooo!<br />'''Wiggum:''' What a minute. Now you're a ghost?<br />'''Barney:''' Avenge meeee!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} (reads headlines to self) "Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot", "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen Rescue Police Chief from Tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks" Wow I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together they really paint a picture... a failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle (pulls out bottle of maple syrup and pancakes)<br />'''Barney Fife (later):''' Rise and shine, Chief Wiggum. This pity party is over.<br />'''Wiggum (startled):''' Wha?! Officer down! ''[sees Fife on the TV]'' Barney Fife?!<br />'''Barney:''' Y-E-S spells "you got it, buster!" and I wanna tell you that the feelings you have are common for every ''[sniff]'' brother of the badge.<br />'''Wiggum:''' Yeah, well my fat grew over my badge.<br />'''Barney:''' Oh, sour mash. You just gotta pull together and get the old ''[sniff]'' crime-sniffer out on the street.<br />'''Wiggum:''' You're right! It's time I buckle down and really do some police work!<br />'''Barney:''' Now that's the can-do attitude that puts dudes in the can! Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm wanted back on the set.<br />'''Wiggum:''' Set? Are you the character or the actor who plays him?<br />'''Barney (ghost-like voice):''' Now, I must goooooo!<br />'''Wiggum:''' What a minute. Now you're a ghost?<br />'''Barney:''' Avenge meeee!
 ----
-'''Alcatraaaz:''' (throws Bart a Murder 4 Life jersey) Here ya go ya little yellow cracka. (to driver) Now let's go murder our enemies. (to Bart) Peace!
+{{qf|Alcatraaaz}} (throws Bart a Murder 4 Life jersey) Here ya go ya little yellow cracka. (to driver) Now let's go murder our enemies. (to Bart) Peace!
 ----
-'''Homer:''' Bart's gone! I checked everywhere.<br />'''Marge:''' That little sneak disobeyed us and went to that hip hop festival!<br />'''Homer:''' If that's true he's gonna be like N.W.A: Not Without Ass-welts!
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart's gone! I checked everywhere.<br />'''Marge:''' That little sneak disobeyed us and went to that hip hop festival!<br />'''Homer:''' If that's true he's gonna be like N.W.A: Not Without Ass-welts!
 ----
-'''Kirk:''' Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''(takes a handful of popcorn)'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''(presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music)'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday.
+{{qf|Kirk}} Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''[takes a handful of popcorn]'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''[presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music]'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday.
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+{{Cleanup}}
 '''Marge:''' Rap music promotes violence and rudeness to hoes.
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 '''Kirk:''' Oh baby, what could be better than video poker and Chintsy-Pop? ''(takes a handful of popcorn)'' Wow! I'm lookin' at an inside straight! ''(presses a button, which replaces the ace with a five. The word "LOSER" appears with the losing music)'' Someday I'll hear the winning music. Someday.
-{{Season 16 Q}}
+{{Season 16|Q}}