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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Portuguese Flotsam
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Fausto Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Fausto]]
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Moe]], {{ap|Ronaldo|Blame It on Lisa}}
|internal = PortugueseFlotsam
|id = 266011 - 266015
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Portuguese Flotsam''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}} content update. It requires [[Fausto]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield, eh? It's a nice enough place, I guess. Excuse me, do you know where I can find a coffee shop around here?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You can't ask me for directions. I'm Chief of Police Clancy Wiggum. You new folks moving in and taking our jobs don't even bother learning who's who around here, eh?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Err…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Fausto Nervously Talk to Wiggum|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Blather On|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And the least you could do is run a donut shop! We've only got seven or eight of those, that's not nearly enough!}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|Can I leave now?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I apologize sir, he just gets really fired up when talking about donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|You're free to go.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Hey, how's it goin', pal? What brings you to my humble abode?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|I'm just here for an ice-cold beer. I heard good things about this place.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Well, that's great because this joint of mine is a town staple. Everybody loves coming to Moe's.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is everything okay?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Well, you see, it's no big deal but I thought you might be from the health department.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The health department? No, no. I'm a fisherman.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Hopeful}}
{{TB|Phew! Thank goodness. This place has had a bit of a rat problem lately.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Disgusted}}
{{TB|Rat problem? No thank you. I think I'll go somewhere else for my drink.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Fausto Leave Moe's With a Beer To-Go|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[Joe's Tavern]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Capture Some of His Rat's Fausto|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|May I assist you in finding something?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|I'm looking for the first issue of "Watchmen". Do you have it?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|I do have it, but I'll have to charge you a pretty penny as it is extremely rare.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hmm, how much?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|How about this? If I ask you a series of questions and you get them right, I'll give it to you for free.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|I'm game.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Who drew the cover of "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns"?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|Lynn Varley.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Correct! But that question was too easy. How about this one: What is the significance of the number 12 in "12-Cent Archie"?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|Trick question! The significance of that is merely that 12 cents were the cost of buying a comic…}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Final question, what writer and artist team created the award-winning series "Sandman"?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Neil Gaiman and Sam Kieth.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Correct? How is that possible?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, Senhor?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Si?}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon}}
{{TB|You are new here, no?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|Si, my ship just pulled in a few days ago.}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'd be happy to show you around.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Fausto Get Shown Around Springfield|4 hours|[[Filthy Angels Orphanage]], {{TOG|Orphanages}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ronaldo Give Fausto the Tour|4 hours|[[Filthy Angels Orphanage]]|char={{ap|Ronaldo|Blame It on Lisa}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|It's strange how there seem to be at least three or four times as many restaurants as houses.}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon}}
{{TB|Si, the city is designed as if by a drunken child. But it's good! Many places to work, and you can't ever get thrown out!}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|…ever?}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Maravilhas!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there is one bit of bad news.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|There always is.}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon}}
{{TB|While you can't ever get thrown out, there are several jails and you can get thrown in there if there's nothing else for you to do.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Of course there are. And since fishing season is over, I've got nothing to do for several months.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Did my ears deceive me, or did ye say you're looking for work?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ai! Where'd you come from?}}
{{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon}}
{{TB|I'd get used to people popping up when dramatically appropriate. It's quite common here.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|I've got a job for you. With the new Squidport expansion, we need people to advertise all of our new businesses and attractions.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm not going to like where this ends up, am I?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Fausto Advertise the Squidport|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Janey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh my God, did you see that guy walking around with the Squidport advertisement? Talk about gross!}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I've finished embarrassing myself for the day. Time to relax.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Now if only I knew what to do with myself. I've always just been the guy who flicked a knife all day.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Fausto Find a New Thing|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Shiver Me Barnacles}}

@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 {{TB|You can't ask me for directions. I'm Chief of Police Clancy Wiggum. You new folks moving in and taking our jobs don't even bother learning who's who around here, eh?}}
 {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Err…}}
+{{TB|Err...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Fausto Nervously Talk to Wiggum|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Blather On|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
@@ Line 76: / Line 76: @@
 {{TB|Correct! But that question was too easy. How about this one: What is the significance of the number 12 in "12-Cent Archie"?}}
 {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
-{{TB|Trick question! The significance of that is merely that 12 cents were the cost of buying a comic…}}
+{{TB|Trick question! The significance of that is merely that 12 cents were the cost of buying a comic...}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Final question, what writer and artist team created the award-winning series "Sandman"?}}
@@ Line 105: / Line 105: @@
 {{TB|Si, the city is designed as if by a drunken child. But it's good! Many places to work, and you can't ever get thrown out!}}
 {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|…ever?}}
+{{TB|...ever?}}
 {{Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Ever!}}

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