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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Congratulations, sir-- it's eight puppies. Four boys, three girls, and, uh, one who would prefer not to be labeled yet.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, you're in charge of their training. Teach them all the classic commands. Sit, stay... and bite striking workers with your "wittle teefers."
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} [[Warren Buffett]] sent this box of broken wooden pieces.
{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, that's a puzzle.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} It certainly is a puzzle. What's his game, sending me these misshapen bits?
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{{qf|Smithers}} I just want someone to be there when I get home. Someone who loves me unconditionally.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff. It's the conditions that'll kill ya.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, that's the last of the litter. Oh, except for you. You're no killer, with those soft eyes and kind disposition. You've brought shame to the very notion of inbreeding.
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{{qf|[[Michael de Graaf]]}} Good muscle tone, needy, with a slight drooling problem. Reminds me of my last boyfriend.
{{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' His last girlfriend was a boy? ''[out loud]'' Your last girlfriend was a boy?
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{{qf|Michael}} I can offer Burns a priceless Impressionist painting.
{{qf|Smithers}} Mr. Burns' collection could use a Manet...
{{qf|Michael}} Well, I've got a Monet and a guy who can change O's to A's.
{{qf|Smithers}} Mm, Mr. Burns would never know the difference. He hates art-he just wants to keep it out of museums.
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{{qf|[[Luigi Risotto]]}} Welcome-a to Luigi's. Italiana food for everybody. I put a-salt and a-pepper on the table, but for you, such a handsome couple, if you want-a pepper and-a pepper, hey, that's a-wonderful, too!
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{{qf|[[Mrs. Risotto]]}} ''[mutters in Italian]''
{{qf|Luigi}} Mamma, no! God-a loves everybody!
{{qf|Mrs. Risotto}} ''[shouting in Italian]''
{{qf|Luigi}} But what about Uncle Benito and the roommate he always-a brings to Easter supper?
{{qf|Mrs. Risotto}} ''[spits]''
{{qf|Luigi}} Mamma, no! Do not put a hex on their ziti!
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{{qf|Homer}} I am a gay matchmaking God!
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} What about some straight matchmaking for us?
{{qf|Homer}} I'm a God, not a miracle worker.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} You were gone? Who cares? I figured it out. These pieces are designed to interlock. But to what purpose?
{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, it is a puzzle.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Not for long, man. Monty Burns is on the case. The obvious first step is to sort every piece by weight.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Tell me all about Michael de Graaf!
{{qf|Smithers}} Well, Michael's kind of perfect. Attentive, treats me like an equal, has never trap-doored an entire Girl Scout troop because they were out of Thin Mints. I mean, it's nice to finally be in love with someone... good.
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{{qf|Marge}} What if we threw you two a party?
{{qf|Smithers}} A party. That's what people do when they finally have something worth celebrating.
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{{qf|[[Julio]]}} Just what I always wanted for him, a handsome billionaire boyfriend. So happy.
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{{qf|Lenny}} Do you like my top?
{{qf|Michael}} ''[looking at Carl]'' Yes. He seems very nice.
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{{qf|Smithers}} When did you first realize that Homer was the one, the great love of your life?
{{qf|Marge}} Well, after he got me pregnant, I just knew he was someone I was gonna have kids with.
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{{qf|Luigi}} Mamma, everyone is-a happy. Why are you so against this-a love? Why?
{{qf|Mrs. Risotto}} I hate... because I hate-a myself! I... I love-a the women.
{{qf|Luigi}} No, Mamma, you are beautiful. You love-a the women, and I love-a the you.
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{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, look at me, I'm a working stiff! Very stiff. These chemicals are giving me a condition my doctor calls "living rigor mortis."
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{{qf|Smithers}} I can't believe I'm asking you this, but I-I have a question about, uh... my love life.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Indeed. Tell me about the lucky lady.
{{qf|Smithers}} Man.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh. What's her...
{{qf|Smithers}} His.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ...name?
{{qf|Smithers}} Michael.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Michelle. Such a lovely name. And, uh, what does she...
{{qf|Smithers}} He.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ...do?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Michael de Graaf? Smithers, you fool. Marry that man right now. What? So you have to pretend to be gay-who cares? He's a billionaire.
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{{qf|Smithers}} I always thought a Chernobyl in Springfield would be caused by my horrible boss, not my perfect boyfriend.
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{{qf|Smithers}} I can't believe I fell in love with a monster.
{{qf|Michael}} Really? It seems to me that you have a pretty consistent type.

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+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Congratulations, sir—it's eight puppies. Four boys, three girls, and, uh, one who would prefer not to be labeled yet.
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+{{qf|[[Julio Franco]]}} Just what I always wanted for him, a handsome billionaire boyfriend. So happy.
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 {{qf|Lenny}} Do you like my top?

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