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:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, don't you ever get tired of looking at those old photos?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh never, Bart! These misty water-colored memoires light the corners of my mind! Look! Here's one of you when you were just a toddler.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aah, the bittersweet days of my lill-spent youth!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Whoa! Homer was once a boy just like me?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh my, yes! You and your father are like two peas in a pod!
:'''[[Bart]]''': You mean I'm going to grow up to be just like Homer?!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's wrong, Bart?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I just had a vision of myself as an adult, and it was not a pretty sight. Growing up sucks, Lisa!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ah, yes. "Growing up sucks!" Those were the very words of Ponce de León when he was seeking the legendary fountain of youth.
:'''[[Bart]]''': There's a fountain of youth?!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Tell me again what we're going in search of Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': The legendary fountain of youth! Look, Milhouse! This must be it!
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Milhouse]]''': Yeeee-haw!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': We drank from the fountain of youth, and now we'll never grow up!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': That's a myth, Bart. There's no such thing as the fountain of youth.
:'''[[Bart]]''': No such thing?! But what about Ponce de León?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ponce de León never found anything but Florida. And he lived to be, like, over 60 years old!

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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, don't you ever get tired of looking at those old photos?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, don't you ever get tired of looking at those old photos?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh never, Bart! These misty water-colored memoires light the corners of my mind! Look! Here's one of you when you were just a toddler.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh never, Bart! These misty water-colored memoires light the corners of my mind! Look! Here's one of you when you were just a toddler.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Aah, the bittersweet days of my lill-spent youth!
+{{qf|Bart}} Aah, the bittersweet days of my lill-spent youth!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Whoa! Homer was once a boy just like me?
+{{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Homer was once a boy just like me?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh my, yes! You and your father are like two peas in a pod!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh my, yes! You and your father are like two peas in a pod!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': You mean I'm going to grow up to be just like Homer?!
+{{qf|Bart}} You mean I'm going to grow up to be just like Homer?!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's wrong, Bart?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What's wrong, Bart?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I just had a vision of myself as an adult, and it was not a pretty sight. Growing up sucks, Lisa!
+{{qf|Bart}} I just had a vision of myself as an adult, and it was not a pretty sight. Growing up sucks, Lisa!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ah, yes. "Growing up sucks!" Those were the very words of Ponce de León when he was seeking the legendary fountain of youth.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ah, yes. "Growing up sucks!" Those were the very words of Ponce de León when he was seeking the legendary fountain of youth.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': There's a fountain of youth?!
+{{qf|Bart}} There's a fountain of youth?!
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Tell me again what we're going in search of Bart.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Tell me again what we're going in search of Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': The legendary fountain of youth! Look, Milhouse! This must be it!
+{{qf|Bart}} The legendary fountain of youth! Look, Milhouse! This must be it!
-:'''[[Bart]] & [[Milhouse]]''': Yeeee-haw!
+{{qf|Bart & Milhouse}} Yeeee-haw!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': We drank from the fountain of youth, and now we'll never grow up!
+{{qf|Bart}} We drank from the fountain of youth, and now we'll never grow up!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': That's a myth, Bart. There's no such thing as the fountain of youth.
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's a myth, Bart. There's no such thing as the fountain of youth.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No such thing?! But what about Ponce de León?
+{{qf|Bart}} No such thing?! But what about Ponce de León?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ponce de León never found anything but Florida. And he lived to be, like, over 60 years old!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ponce de León never found anything but Florida. And he lived to be, like, over 60 years old!