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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Now, they're all excellent choices, so simply pick the white male candidate you prefer and we'll elect him.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't know. Can't we get Chris Christie to run?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I don't think so.
:'''[[Chris Christie]]:''' Save me, ObamaCare!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah, maybe I'll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in, they act like Republicans.
:'''{{ch|Ted Nugent}}:''' No one's voting Democrat while I can still draw a bow.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ted Nugent. I made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music. You're my man!
----
:'''[[Nash Castor]]:''' I'm Nash Castor. Coming up, we butt heads with Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan and Mitt "the Wonder" Romney. But first, we're here with this guy my kid said was a thing: Homer Simpson.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Whoo-hoo! I'm famous again!
:'''[[Nash Castor]]:''' Yes, your video has been mashed-up, Auto-Tuned, Jimmy Falloned Philippine prisonered, and occasionally even watched.
:'''[[Nash Castor]]:''' Ha! But can you save America from its last savior? Adriatica Viljohnson.
:'''[[Adriatica Viljohnson]]:''' Nash, in this kicked-in-the-teeth world, what we don't need is another blustering bloat bag who claims to speak for Bubba and Britney Spray-Cheese.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, do we have any more gravy?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' No, we're out.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why? Oh, why?!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, I'm glad you're passionate, I just hope you're not riling people up with your show.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, Marge, don't worry. People know I'm doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.
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:'''[[Carl]]:''' Is it a little weird how much he cries?
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' No way. When a guy who loves America cries, it makes him super straight.
----
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Dateline: Nebraska. A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with... soccer. Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents? "Oh, that's a lovely touch. Oh, such a beautiful form." If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos, something for fat kids to play. Ochocincos.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Dateline: Nebraska. A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with... soccer. Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents? "Oh, that's a lovely touch. Oh, such a beautiful form." If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos, something for fat kids to play. Ochocincos.
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-{{qf|[[Air Springfield flight attendant]]}} Sir, Return to your seat.
+{{qf|[[Air Springfield flight attendant]]}} Sir, return to your seat.
 {{qf|Homer}} But I have to go to the bathroom!
 {{qf|Air Springfield flight attendant}} You should have thought of that before you drank the fluids you need to live.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Dateline: Nebraska. A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with... soccer. Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents? "Oh, that's a lovely touch. Oh, such a beautiful form." If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos, something for fat kids to play. Ochocincos.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Flight attendant]]}} Sir, Return to your seat.
+{{qf|[[Air Springfield flight attendant]]}} Sir, Return to your seat.
 {{qf|Homer}} But I have to go to the bathroom!
-{{qf|Flight attendant}} You should have thought of that before you drank the fluids you need to live.
+{{qf|Air Springfield flight attendant}} You should have thought of that before you drank the fluids you need to live.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Dateline: Nebraska. A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with... soccer. Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents? "Oh, that's a lovely touch. Oh, such a beautiful form." If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos, something for fat kids to play. Ochocincos.
+----
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 {{qf|[[Chris Christie]]}} Save me, ObamaCare!
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, maybe I'll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in, they act like Republicans.
-{{qf|{{ch|Ted Nugent}}}} No one's voting Democrat while I can still draw a bow.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Ted Nugent}}}} No one's voting Democrat while I can still draw a bow.
 {{qf|Homer}} Ted Nugent. I made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music. You're my man!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Holidays of Future Passed|The D'oh-cial Network}}
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Now, they're all excellent choices, so simply pick the white male candidate you prefer and we'll elect him.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Now, they're all excellent choices, so simply pick the white male candidate you prefer and we'll elect him.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't know. Can't we get Chris Christie to run?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't know. Can't we get Chris Christie to run?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I don't think so.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I don't think so.
-:'''[[Chris Christie]]:''' Save me, ObamaCare!
+{{qf|[[Chris Christie]]}} Save me, ObamaCare!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah, maybe I'll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in, they act like Republicans.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, maybe I'll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in, they act like Republicans.
-:'''{{ch|Ted Nugent}}:''' No one's voting Democrat while I can still draw a bow.
+{{qf|{{ch|Ted Nugent}}}} No one's voting Democrat while I can still draw a bow.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ted Nugent. I made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music. You're my man!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ted Nugent. I made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music. You're my man!
 ----
-:'''[[Nash Castor]]:''' I'm Nash Castor. Coming up, we butt heads with Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan and Mitt "the Wonder" Romney. But first, we're here with this guy my kid said was a thing: Homer Simpson.
+{{qf|[[Nash Castor]]}} I'm Nash Castor. Coming up, we butt heads with Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan and Mitt "the Wonder" Romney. But first, we're here with this guy my kid said was a thing: Homer Simpson.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Whoo-hoo! I'm famous again!
+{{qf|Homer}} Whoo-hoo! I'm famous again!
-:'''[[Nash Castor]]:''' Yes, your video has been mashed-up, Auto-Tuned, Jimmy Falloned Philippine prisonered, and occasionally even watched.
+{{qf|Nash Castor}} Yes, your video has been mashed-up, Auto-Tuned, Jimmy Falloned Philippine prisonered, and occasionally even watched.
-:'''[[Nash Castor]]:''' Ha! But can you save America from its last savior? Adriatica Vel Johnson.
+{{qf|Nash Castor}} Ha! But can you save America from its last savior? Adriatica Vel Johnson.
-:'''[[Adriatica Vel Johnson]]:''' Nash, in this kicked-in-the-teeth world, what we don't need is another blustering bloat bag who claims to speak for Bubba and Britney Spray-Cheese.
+{{qf|[[Adriatica Vel Johnson]]}} Nash, in this kicked-in-the-teeth world, what we don't need is another blustering bloat bag who claims to speak for Bubba and Britney Spray-Cheese.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, do we have any more gravy?
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, do we have any more gravy?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' No, we're out.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} No, we're out.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why? Oh, why?!
+{{qf|Homer}} Why? Oh, why?!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, I'm glad you're passionate, I just hope you're not riling people up with your show.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie, I'm glad you're passionate, I just hope you're not riling people up with your show.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, Marge, don't worry. People know I'm doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, Marge, don't worry. People know I'm doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.
 ----
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Is it a little weird how much he cries?
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Is it a little weird how much he cries?
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' No way. When a guy who loves America cries, it makes him super straight.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} No way. When a guy who loves America cries, it makes him super straight.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Dateline: Nebraska. A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with... soccer. Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents? "Oh, that's a lovely touch. Oh, such a beautiful form." If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos, something for fat kids to play. Ochocincos.
+{{qf|Homer}} Dateline: Nebraska. A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with... soccer. Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents? "Oh, that's a lovely touch. Oh, such a beautiful form." If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos, something for fat kids to play. Ochocincos.
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