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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Planet of Escapes
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, [[Willie]], [[Lisa]], [[Marge]], [[General Bart]]
|optional = See [[#Pt. 5|Pt. 5]] and [[#Pt. 9|Pt. 9]]
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Planet of Escapes''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Bart Royale}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey Milhouse, get over here now!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Yes, master… I mean Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You were right the first time. C'mon. They're unveiling a lame, new Mega Playscape today. We're gonna check it out.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|I'm wearing my Sunday socks in case we take our shoes off!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Mega Playscape]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Check Out Mega Playscape With Milhouse|6 seconds|the [[Mega Playscape]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|This isn't too bad! Milhouse, stand at the bottom of the slide so I can build up an electrostatic charge and zap you into [[Shelbyville]].}}
{{Tapped Out Sludge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey watch it! This spot is already claimed. If you can't see my mark, you should be able to smell it!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This sucks! The thing had hardly been built and already weirdos have moved in.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Grown ups get all the cool stuff built around here.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Weirdo mark or no weirdo mark, it's time we take a stand. Come on, Milhouse!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Milhouse|6 seconds|the [[Mega Playscape]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sludge Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|You again? Why can't you kids take a hint?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This was built for kids, not for whatever you are!}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Sludge was here first. Like I tell ‘em down under the overpass, first come, first squat.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|She makes a very valid case, Bart.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm going to have to resort to desperate measures.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hey Homer, can you help me kick some drunk creeps out of the new kid play area?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I was NEVER in your play area!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|No, I'm talking about drunker creeps than you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|I find that hard to believe. But a father must trust his son.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sweet}}
{{TB|Thanks, Dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I meant that as a question. A father must trust his son?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Storm Mega Playscape With Homer|6 seconds|the [[Mega Playscape]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Whatsit?… who dares enter my drinkin' tube?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Bootsie? You're the ones my kid has been moaning about?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I should've guessed you'd be on a first-name basis with all the drunk creeps in town.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bootsie's her last name… and her first.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|This is a pretty sweet squat you got here! A roof over your head, slides to get out without falling down, and grated floors so you're not sleeping in your own filth.}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|This man knows how to live!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Wait, you're taking their side!? Ugh!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Kids of Springfield! We must stand up against these thieving drunks. We must fight for what's rightfully ours!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But adults pay for everything so what's really ours?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I'd like to respond to your point by saying, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|But I'm willing to see both sides.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster}}s Storm Mega Playscape|6 seconds|the [[Mega Playscape]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Fall back!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|We need to restock our spit-wads, regroup our flaming bags of dog poop, and hit them again!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|25}}/{{BuzzC|25}}/{{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Nice try, boy. It'll take more than a few meddling Milhouses and No-goodnik Nelsons to make me leave my plastic palace.}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, so you're joining us now? That's cool, as long as you help us improve and defend it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Whoa, hold your hooch. Are you suggesting something involving work?}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
{{TB|There will always be more kids climbing our ladders and sliding down our chutes unless we fortify the place.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That definitely sounds like work.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Adults Fortify Mega Playscape|4 hours|the [[Mega Playscape]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Youngsters Assault Mega Playscape|4 hours|the [[Mega Playscape]]|4}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Back off boy! This is a perfect place for me to hide from work, your mom, and my bar tab at Moe's!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We'll drive you out! Even if we have to tear it down to its recycled rubber play-safe foundation!}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo! I win! I win!}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
{{TB|Those walls should hold them back a bit.}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hey, the door is locked.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|25}}/{{BuzzC|25}}/{{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Adults consist of:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Mountain Man]], [[Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills]], [[Crazy Iguana Lady]], [[Hellfish Abe]], [[Hellfish Burns]], [[Pyro]], [[Homer]], [[Krusty]], [[Cletus]], [[Willie]], and [[Moe]]
}}}}

Youngsters consist of:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Wendell Borton]], [[Erik]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], [[Pita]], [[Peta]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Martin]], [[Nelson]], and [[Ralph]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|While you were building walls I filled your space with a Duff keg-erator. I'm afraid there isn't room for you anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|But, we were there first!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Sorry. Beer beats bums every time.}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
{{TB|When word gets ‘round what you done here, you'll find out just what kind of bums you're dealing with.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
{{TB|Ahh! Why do I throw around the “B” word so recklessly?!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Tap Ruffians in Springfield|10}} {{Task|Tap Ruffians in Other Springfields|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|25}}/{{BuzzC|25}}/{{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Dear God! This playscape says it was proudly made here in Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Nothing anyone's proud of is made in this town. It won't withstand a strong breeze, let alone a bunch of kids assaulting it.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I sold the copper from my exploded moonshine still to a scrap yard and saws all kinds of things we could use to shore up this place.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Aye! We need to dig ourselves in good. Like a flea in Willie's brow!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Build [[Scrap City]]}} {{Task|Craft [[Straight Trench]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|25}}/{{BuzzC|25}}/{{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|That oughta slow ‘em down, but I don't know fer how long.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Then we will fight them on the beaches… on the landing grounds! And all the other places that cigar guy said.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Beaches? I can't expose my clown skin to sunlight!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I mean we need to defend all of our turf, and hunker down for the long haul.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|If need be we'll hide in the castle keep like me forefathers did in the old country.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|They hid?}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Aye. Wretched cowards they were, the whole lot of them.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Playscape Barrier]] in Bonus Area}} {{Task|Place [[Playscape Lookout]] in Bonus Area}} {{Task|Reach 5.00% Bonus at Mega Playscape}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|25}}/{{BuzzC|25}}/{{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can't believe bumbling oafs and guzzling loafs like Homer and his friends have been able to hold out this long.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|So we're giving up?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|We gave it the old college try. Although I don't see college in the cards for either of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|We are NOT giving up. We're going to keep going back so they see how nuts kids can really be!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Adults Fortify Mega Playscape|4 hours|the [[Mega Playscape]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Youngsters Assault Mega Playscape|4 hours|the [[Mega Playscape]]|4}} {{Task|Unlock General Bart}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Now it's war.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Adults consist of:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Mountain Man]], [[Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills]], [[Crazy Iguana Lady]], [[Hellfish Abe]], [[Hellfish Burns]], [[Pyro]], [[Homer]], [[Krusty]], [[Cletus]], [[Willie]], and [[Moe]]
}}}}

Youngsters consist of:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Wendell Borton]], [[Erik]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], [[Pita]], [[Peta]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Martin]], [[Nelson]], and [[Ralph]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Mom, how can you sit by while this is happening?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|I can because it's so peaceful in the house with the boys outside this whole time. You have no idea how freeing it is to not have to constantly say “Lift your feet!” when vacuuming.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I suppose we should rein them in before it envelops the whole town like it always does.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|How will you get them to sit down together?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oldest trick in the housewives' book…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Bart, Homer! Your bacon-wrapped pork butt is ready!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Mediate|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make General Bart Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Fooled Into a Sit-Down|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take my butt to go. Which is easier for me to do than fat-ass Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Oh no you won't mister. We're going to talk this through.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|It's a trap! A delicious trap!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|We still get fed, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course!}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon|Shout}}
{{TB|It isn't fair! Adults take everything! And Homer eats everything, including my dinner!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
{{TB|You can't prove anything. Just take the peace offer so we can get back to normal dinners.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Never! Take this, Mr. Potato Head!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Potato Eye}}
{{TB|No one wastes your mother's au gratins and lives!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Fortifying and Assaulting the Mega Playscape, Act 2 starts soon!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|50}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to ''[[Planet of the Apes]]''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Bart Royale}}

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 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Potato Eye}}
 {{TB|No one wastes your mother's au gratins and lives!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Fortifying and Assaulting the Mega Playscape, Act 2 starts soon!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|50}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Planet of Escapes
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Bart Royale Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}}
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 |characters = [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, [[Willie]], [[Lisa]], [[Marge]], [[General Bart]]
 |optional = See [[#Pt. 5|Pt. 5]] and [[#Pt. 9|Pt. 9]]
 |previous =
 |next = [[More Beer]]

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 {{TB|We'll drive you out! Even if we have to tear it down to its recycled rubber play-safe foundation!}}
 {{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
+{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|Woo-hoo! I win! I win!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}

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 {{TB|Hey Milhouse, get over here now!}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|Yes, master… I mean Bart.}}
+{{TB|Yes, master... I mean Bart.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|You were right the first time. C'mon. They're unveiling a lame, new Mega Playscape today. We're gonna check it out.}}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{TB|This was built for kids, not for whatever you are!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Drunk}}
-{{TB|Sludge was here first. Like I tell ‘em down under the overpass, first come, first squat.}}
+{{TB|Sludge was here first. Like I tell 'em down under the overpass, first come, first squat.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|She makes a very valid case, Bart.}}
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 {{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Drunk}}
-{{TB|Whatsit?… who dares enter my drinkin' tube?}}
+{{TB|Whatsit?... who dares enter my drinkin' tube?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Bootsie? You're the ones my kid has been moaning about?}}
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 {{TB|I should've guessed you'd be on a first-name basis with all the drunk creeps in town.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Bootsie's her last name… and her first.}}
+{{TB|Bootsie's her last name... and her first.}}
 {{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
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 {{TB|Sorry. Beer beats bums every time.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon}}
-{{TB|When word gets ‘round what you done here, you'll find out just what kind of bums you're dealing with.}}
+{{TB|When word gets 'round what you done here, you'll find out just what kind of bums you're dealing with.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
-{{TB|Ahh! Why do I throw around the “B” word so recklessly?!}}
+{{TB|Ahh! Why do I throw around the "B" word so recklessly?!}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Tap Ruffians in Springfield|10}}<br>{{Task|Tap Ruffians in Other Springfields|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{DuffB|25}}/{{BuzzC|25}}/{{GasC|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
-{{TB|That oughta slow ‘em down, but I don't know fer how long.}}
+{{TB|That oughta slow 'em down, but I don't know fer how long.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Then we will fight them on the beaches… on the landing grounds! And all the other places that cigar guy said.}}
+{{TB|Then we will fight them on the beaches... on the landing grounds! And all the other places that cigar guy said.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
 {{TB|Beaches? I can't expose my clown skin to sunlight!}}
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 {{TB|Mom, how can you sit by while this is happening?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Dreamy}}
-{{TB|I can because it's so peaceful in the house with the boys outside this whole time. You have no idea how freeing it is to not have to constantly say “Lift your feet!” when vacuuming.}}
+{{TB|I can because it's so peaceful in the house with the boys outside this whole time. You have no idea how freeing it is to not have to constantly say "Lift your feet!" when vacuuming.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|But I suppose we should rein them in before it envelops the whole town like it always does.}}
@@ Line 242: / Line 242: @@
 {{TB|How will you get them to sit down together?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Oldest trick in the housewives' book…}}
+{{TB|Oldest trick in the housewives' book...}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Bart, Homer! Your bacon-wrapped pork butt is ready!}}