Pieman Meets the Pi Man/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Apu]]''': Ha! Ha! I know that it is very rude to laugh during a robbery... ...but you outfit make it difficult not to, and you did not even bring a weapon!
:'''[[Pi Man]]''': Call me the Pi Man! And I don't need a weapon. I'm going to take eighty-seven percent plus thirteen one-hundredths of the dollars in you cash register!
:'''[[Apu]]''': Umm... so that would mean you would be taking how much? Five hudnred divided by... carry the four and-- [GASP!] While I was caclutlaint, he took all the money!
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:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Don't worry, boy! We'll find this fake Pieman with the help of our pie copter!
:'''[[Cupcake Kid]]''': How did we get this helicopter again?
:'''[[Pie Man]]''': It's actually Arnie Pye's news helicopter. I just painted over the letters to read "Pie Copter."
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:'''[[Pi Man]]''': You two again! I'll give up if you can tell me the square root of twelve!
:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Umm...
:'''[[Cupcake Kid]]''': Uhh...
:'''[[Pi Man]]''': That's what I thought!
:'''[[Ms. Muffin]]''': Would rounding it up to 3.5 do?
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:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Hold on a sec. I answered one of your questions from yesterday!
:'''[[Pi Man]]''': You... you... you divided by zero?! You can't do that!
:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Why not? it's a free country!
:'''[[Pi Man]]''': Well, for one thing there is no possible value for the denominator and any attempt at numerical definition only leads to contradict--
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': And [HEH] [HEH] sorry we thought you were the other guy.
:'''[[Pie Man]]''': I'm sure you knew deep down it couldn't have been me!
:'''[[Eddie]]''': No, we really didn't. We actually tried to shoot you a couple of times, but luckily, the chief here is a terrible shot!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''':It's these chubby fingers!

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	{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}}It's these chubby fingers!		{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}}It's these chubby fingers!
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-:'''[[Apu]]''': Ha! Ha! I know that it is very rude to laugh during a robbery... ...but you outfit makes it difficult not to, and you did not even bring a weapon!
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Ha! Ha! I know that it is very rude to laugh during a robbery... ...but you outfit makes it difficult not to, and you did not even bring a weapon!
-:'''[[Pi Man]]''': Call me the Pi Man! And I don't need a weapon. I'm going to take eighty-seven percent plus thirteen one-hundredths of the dollars in your cash register!
+{{qf|[[Pi Man]]}} Call me the Pi Man! And I don't need a weapon. I'm going to take eighty-seven percent plus thirteen one-hundredths of the dollars in your cash register!
-:'''[[Apu]]''': Umm... so that would mean you would be taking how much? Five hundred divided by... carry the four and-- [GASP!] While I was calculating, he took all the money!
+{{qf|Apu}} Umm... so that would mean you would be taking how much? Five hundred divided by... carry the four and-- [GASP!] While I was calculating, he took all the money!
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-:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Don't worry, boy! We'll find this fake Pieman with the help of our pie copter!
+{{qf|[[Pie Man]]}} Don't worry, boy! We'll find this fake Pieman with the help of our pie copter!
-:'''[[Cupcake Kid]]''': How did we get this helicopter again?
+{{qf|[[Cupcake Kid]]}} How did we get this helicopter again?
-:'''[[Pie Man]]''': It's actually Arnie Pye's news helicopter. I just painted over the letters to read "Pie Copter."
+{{qf|Pie Man}} It's actually Arnie Pye's news helicopter. I just painted over the letters to read "Pie Copter."
 ----
-:'''[[Pi Man]]''': You two again! I'll give up if you can tell me the square root of twelve!
+{{qf|Pi Man}} You two again! I'll give up if you can tell me the square root of twelve!
-:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Umm...
+{{qf|Pie Man}} Umm...
-:'''[[Cupcake Kid]]''': Uhh...
+{{qf|Cupcake Kid}} Uhh...
-:'''[[Pi Man]]''': That's what I thought!
+{{qf|Pi Man}} That's what I thought!
-:'''[[Ms. Muffin]]''': Would rounding it up to 3.5 do?
+{{qf|[[Ms. Muffin]]}} Would rounding it up to 3.5 do?
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-:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Hold on a sec. I answered one of your questions from yesterday!
+{{qf|Pie Man}} Hold on a sec. I answered one of your questions from yesterday!
-:'''[[Pi Man]]''': You... you... you divided by zero?! You can't do that!
+{{qf|Pi Man}} You... you... you divided by zero?! You can't do that!
-:'''[[Pie Man]]''': Why not? it's a free country!
+{{qf|Pie Man}} Why not? it's a free country!
-:'''[[Pi Man]]''': Well, for one thing there is no possible value for the denominator and any attempt at numerical definition only leads to contradict--
+{{qf|Pi Man}} Well, for one thing there is no possible value for the denominator and any attempt at numerical definition only leads to contradict--
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-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': And [HEH] [HEH] sorry we thought you were the other guy.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} And [HEH] [HEH] sorry we thought you were the other guy.
-:'''[[Pie Man]]''': I'm sure you knew deep down it couldn't have been me!
+{{qf|Pie Man}} I'm sure you knew deep down it couldn't have been me!
-:'''[[Eddie]]''': No, we really didn't. We actually tried to shoot you a couple of times, but luckily, the chief here is a terrible shot!
+{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} No, we really didn't. We actually tried to shoot you a couple of times, but luckily, the chief here is a terrible shot!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''':It's these chubby fingers!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}}It's these chubby fingers!

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	:'''[[Apu]]''': Ha! Ha! I know that it is very rude to laugh during a robbery... ...but you outfit make it difficult not to, and you did not even bring a weapon!		:'''[[Apu]]''': Ha! Ha! I know that it is very rude to laugh during a robbery... ...but you outfit make it difficult not to, and you did not even bring a weapon!