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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Carl:''' Hiya, Burnsie! :'''Lenny:''' Hey there, boss! :'''Mr. Burns:''' Confound it! I'm not your employeer, Mr. Burns! I am... Smithers, waht was m..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Carl:''' Hiya, Burnsie! :'''Lenny:''' Hey there, boss! :'''Mr. Burns:''' Confound it! I'm not your employeer, Mr. Burns! I am... Smithers, waht was m..."

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:'''[[Carl]]:''' Hiya, Burnsie!
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Hey there, boss!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Confound it! I'm not your employeer, Mr. Burns! I am... Smithers, waht was my alias again?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' "Willy hearst," sir. After your hero.
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Mr. Burns, usually on my show "undercover employer," the boss wears more of a disguise to be able to fool his employees into telling the truth about their workplace.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' If you think you'll catch me in one your globetrotting wigs or coke bottle bi-spectacles, you've got another thing coming!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I can wear the wig if that helps, sir.
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Excuse me, can you tell this man, who is defintely not your boss, what the working conditions are like here at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Is this going to be on TV?
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Most definitely.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' This place is a dump! We work eight, sometimes nine hours a day! There are no couches for naps, and the bathrooms are infested with muated rats who steal all the best magazines! There's not a single massage station! And we only have one measly truckload of dounts delivered every day! And don't even get me started on our $20 "holiday bonus" this year. That's no bonus! Mr. Burns should be more generous duriing the holidays and treat his workers better!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' [RRGH!] What gives?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' New company policy... bathroom priviles now cost a fee.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [ULP!] Twenty bucks?! At this rate, Lisa's college fund will be gone by new year's! Look, Smithers... how about you let me slip in there wihout paying, if you know what I mean. I'll make it worth your while.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Okay... but your bribe is equal to the entrance cost, so your really just paid the fee.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers, whay aren't these men working?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I belive they're holding a strike of sorts.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Streiking, eh?! Fire them all!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Sir, don't you think it whould be unwise to fire the entire plant staff? The re-hiring and pension plans alone whould cost hundreds of thousands.
----
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers, exactly how much will a stunt like this set me back?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' $54.29, plus tip.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I see... a small price to pay for getting the plant back in tip-top shape. Now raise the price of electricity for all plant employees by a nickel per watt. It's going to be a cold winter! And no tip!

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-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Hiya, Burnsie!
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Hiya, Burnsie!
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Hey there, boss!
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey there, boss!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Confound it! I'm not your employeer, Mr. Burns! I am... Smithers, waht was my alias again?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Confound it! I'm not your employeer, Mr. Burns! I am... Smithers, what was my alias again?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' "Willy hearst," sir. After your hero.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} "Willy Hearst," sir. After your hero.
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Mr. Burns, usually on my show "undercover employer," the boss wears more of a disguise to be able to fool his employees into telling the truth about their workplace.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Mr. Burns, usually on my show "undercover employer," the boss wears more of a disguise to be able to fool his employees into telling the truth about their workplace.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' If you think you'll catch me in one your globetrotting wigs or coke bottle bi-spectacles, you've got another thing coming!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} If you think you'll catch me in one your globetrotting wigs or coke bottle bi-spectacles, you've got another thing coming!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I can wear the wig if that helps, sir.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I can wear the wig if that helps, sir.
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Excuse me, can you tell this man, who is defintely not your boss, what the working conditions are like here at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant?
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Excuse me, can you tell this man, who is defintely not your boss, what the working conditions are like here at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Is this going to be on TV?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is this going to be on TV?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Most definitely.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Most definitely.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' This place is a dump! We work eight, sometimes nine hours a day! There are no couches for naps, and the bathrooms are infested with muated rats who steal all the best magazines! There's not a single massage station! And we only have one measly truckload of dounts delivered every day! And don't even get me started on our $20 "holiday bonus" this year. That's no bonus! Mr. Burns should be more generous duriing the holidays and treat his workers better!
+{{qf|Homer}} This place is a dump! We work eight, sometimes nine hours a day! There are no couches for naps, and the bathrooms are infested with muated rats who steal all the best magazines! There's not a single massage station! And we only have one measly truckload of dounts delivered every day! And don't even get me started on our $20 "holiday bonus" this year. That's no bonus! Mr. Burns should be more generous duriing the holidays and treat his workers better!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [RRGH!] What gives?
+{{qf|Homer}} [RRGH!] What gives?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' New company policy... bathroom priviles now cost a fee.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} New company policy... bathroom priviles now cost a fee.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [ULP!] Twenty bucks?! At this rate, Lisa's college fund will be gone by new year's! Look, Smithers... how about you let me slip in there wihout paying, if you know what I mean. I'll make it worth your while.
+{{qf|Homer}} [ULP!] Twenty bucks?! At this rate, Lisa's college fund will be gone by new year's! Look, Smithers... how about you let me slip in there wihout paying, if you know what I mean. I'll make it worth your while.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Okay... but your bribe is equal to the entrance cost, so your really just paid the fee.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Okay... but your bribe is equal to the entrance cost, so your really just paid the fee.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers, whay aren't these men working?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, whay aren't these men working?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I belive they're holding a strike of sorts.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I belive they're holding a strike of sorts.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Streiking, eh?! Fire them all!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Streiking, eh?! Fire them all!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Sir, don't you think it whould be unwise to fire the entire plant staff? The re-hiring and pension plans alone whould cost hundreds of thousands.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Sir, don't you think it whould be unwise to fire the entire plant staff? The re-hiring and pension plans alone whould cost hundreds of thousands.
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers, exactly how much will a stunt like this set me back?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, exactly how much will a stunt like this set me back?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' $54.29, plus tip.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} $54.29, plus tip.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I see... a small price to pay for getting the plant back in tip-top shape. Now raise the price of electricity for all plant employees by a nickel per watt. It's going to be a cold winter! And no tip!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I see... a small price to pay for getting the plant back in tip-top shape. Now raise the price of electricity for all plant employees by a nickel per watt. It's going to be a cold winter! And no tip!