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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Seymour Skinner:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's e..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Seymour Skinner:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's e..."

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ooh! A presenation!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, brother!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' And while emails might faster, using the postal service adds a personal touch that you can't put a price on. Also, be aware that the school is not providing postage stamps.
----
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ...and Svetlana says that next week is the annual "Festival of Chafing" where Lichtenslavians only wear sandpaper!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Maybe you could [SNICKER!] wear a sandpaper dress for your presenation?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yes! Wearing traditional garb might get me a better grade! I'll go to the hardware store tomorrow.
----
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, The whole school is out here. You know, Lisa, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Is there anything you want to tell me, Bart?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I... well... uh... I just want you to do a great job?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' And now, I'm proud to present Lisa Simpson!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Okay then. Wish me luck!
----
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ladies and gentleman, I give you my pen pal... Bart Simpson! Bart, did you really think I'd believe that the Lichtenslavian national dance is the macarena? A basic Google Search told me otherwise!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' But how did you know it was me?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you sed our home adress on the return adress labe.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Well, it look as though Lisa did, in fact, learn about a foreign culture that's much different than her own. "A" plus!
----
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm sorry, Lis. I just wanted to mess with you.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, you sure did. I hope it was worth it. I feel bad for your pen pal. You never wrote back! You should at least read the ltter they sent.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's says he's a Nigerian Prince who needs my help getting his money out of the country. If i send him $500, he will give me a share of both his fortune and his undying friendshop. ugh. I guess you can even get scammed via snail mail these days.
:'''[[Nigerian Prince]]:''' Why, oh why, doesn't anyone ever want to share in my fortune? I ask fo so little in return!

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	{{qf\|Bart}} It's says he's a Nigerian Prince who needs my help getting his money out of the country. If I send him $500, he will give me a share of both his fortune and his undying friendshop. ugh. I guess you can even get scammed via snail mail these days.		{{qf\|Bart}} It's says he's a Nigerian Prince who needs my help getting his money out of the country. If I send him $500, he will give me a share of both his fortune and his undying friendshop. ugh. I guess you can even get scammed via snail mail these days.
	{{qf\|[[Nigerian Prince]]}} Why, oh why, doesn't anyone ever want to share in my fortune? I ask fo so little in return!		{{qf\|[[Nigerian Prince]]}} Why, oh why, doesn't anyone ever want to share in my fortune? I ask fo so little in return!
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ooh! A presentation!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, brother!
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} And while emails might be faster, using the postal service adds a personal touch that you can't put a price on. Also, be aware that the school is not providing postage stamps.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And while emails might be faster, using the postal service adds a personal touch that you can't put a price on. Also, be aware that the school is not providing postage stamps.
 ----
 {{qf|Lisa}} ...and Svetlana says that next week is the annual "Festival of Chafing" where Lichtenslavians only wear sandpaper!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Is there anything you want to tell me, Bart?
 {{qf|Bart}} I... well... uh... I just want you to do a great job?
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} And now, I'm proud to present Lisa Simpson!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And now, I'm proud to present Lisa Simpson!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Okay then. Wish me luck!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were Squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you used our home address on the return address label.
 {{qf|Bart}} D'oh!
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Well, it looks as though Lisa did, in fact, learn about a foreign culture that's much different than her own. "A" plus!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Well, it looks as though Lisa did, in fact, learn about a foreign culture that's much different than her own. "A" plus!
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} I'm sorry, Lis. I just wanted to mess with you.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, you sure did. I hope it was worth it. I feel bad for your pen pal. You never wrote back! You should at least read the ltter they sent.
-{{qf|Bart}} It's says he's a Nigerian Prince who needs my help getting his money out of the country. If i send him $500, he will give me a share of both his fortune and his undying friendshop. ugh. I guess you can even get scammed via snail mail these days.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's says he's a Nigerian Prince who needs my help getting his money out of the country. If I send him $500, he will give me a share of both his fortune and his undying friendshop. ugh. I guess you can even get scammed via snail mail these days.
 {{qf|[[Nigerian Prince]]}} Why, oh why, doesn't anyone ever want to share in my fortune? I ask fo so little in return!

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my pen pal... Bart Simpson! Bart, did you really think I'd believe that the Lichtenslavian national dance is the macarena? A basic Google Search told me otherwise!
 {{qf|Bart}} But how did you know it was me?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were Squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you used our home adress on the return adress label.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were Squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you used our home address on the return address label.
 {{qf|Bart}} D'oh!
 {{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Well, it looks as though Lisa did, in fact, learn about a foreign culture that's much different than her own. "A" plus!

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 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ooh! A presentation!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ooh! A presentation!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, brother!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, brother!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' And while emails might be faster, using the postal service adds a personal touch that you can't put a price on. Also, be aware that the school is not providing postage stamps.
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} And while emails might be faster, using the postal service adds a personal touch that you can't put a price on. Also, be aware that the school is not providing postage stamps.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ...and Svetlana says that next week is the annual "Festival of Chafing" where Lichtenslavians only wear sandpaper!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ...and Svetlana says that next week is the annual "Festival of Chafing" where Lichtenslavians only wear sandpaper!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Maybe you could [SNICKER!] wear a sandpaper dress for your presenation?
+{{qf|Bart}} Maybe you could [SNICKER!] wear a sandpaper dress for your presenation?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yes! Wearing traditional garb might get me a better grade! I'll go to the hardware store tomorrow.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yes! Wearing traditional garb might get me a better grade! I'll go to the hardware store tomorrow.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, The whole school is out here. You know, Lisa, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
+{{qf|Bart}} Wow, The whole school is out here. You know, Lisa, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Is there anything you want to tell me, Bart?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Is there anything you want to tell me, Bart?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I... well... uh... I just want you to do a great job?
+{{qf|Bart}} I... well... uh... I just want you to do a great job?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' And now, I'm proud to present Lisa Simpson!
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} And now, I'm proud to present Lisa Simpson!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Okay then. Wish me luck!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Okay then. Wish me luck!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my pen pal... Bart Simpson! Bart, did you really think I'd believe that the Lichtenslavian national dance is the macarena? A basic Google Search told me otherwise!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my pen pal... Bart Simpson! Bart, did you really think I'd believe that the Lichtenslavian national dance is the macarena? A basic Google Search told me otherwise!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' But how did you know it was me?
+{{qf|Bart}} But how did you know it was me?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were Squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you used our home adress on the return adress label.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were Squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you used our home adress on the return adress label.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh!
+{{qf|Bart}} D'oh!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Well, it looks as though Lisa did, in fact, learn about a foreign culture that's much different than her own. "A" plus!
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Well, it looks as though Lisa did, in fact, learn about a foreign culture that's much different than her own. "A" plus!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm sorry, Lis. I just wanted to mess with you.
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm sorry, Lis. I just wanted to mess with you.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, you sure did. I hope it was worth it. I feel bad for your pen pal. You never wrote back! You should at least read the ltter they sent.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, you sure did. I hope it was worth it. I feel bad for your pen pal. You never wrote back! You should at least read the ltter they sent.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's says he's a Nigerian Prince who needs my help getting his money out of the country. If i send him $500, he will give me a share of both his fortune and his undying friendshop. ugh. I guess you can even get scammed via snail mail these days.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's says he's a Nigerian Prince who needs my help getting his money out of the country. If i send him $500, he will give me a share of both his fortune and his undying friendshop. ugh. I guess you can even get scammed via snail mail these days.
-:'''[[Nigerian Prince]]:''' Why, oh why, doesn't anyone ever want to share in my fortune? I ask fo so little in return!
+{{qf|[[Nigerian Prince]]}} Why, oh why, doesn't anyone ever want to share in my fortune? I ask fo so little in return!

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	:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!		:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!

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 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ladies and gentleman, I give you my pen pal... Bart Simpson! Bart, did you really think I'd believe that the Lichtenslavian national dance is the macarena? A basic Google Search told me otherwise!
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' But how did you know it was me?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you sed our home adress on the return adress labe.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, you kept misspelling the name of the country, also, there were Squishee stains on all the letters. The main tip-off was that you used our home adress on the return adress labe.
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh!
 :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Well, it look as though Lisa did, in fact, learn about a foreign culture that's much different than her own. "A" plus!

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	:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!		:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Handwritten letters. A dead art? A remnant of obsolete technology? The past incarnate? Well, at Springfield Elementary they are today's education innovation! Each student will be assigned a foreign pen pal. Your assignment? Werite to them, ask questions, and learn about a different culture! At the end of the month, you will give a presenation on what you've learned!