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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:40, March 7, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l11" >Line 11:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 11:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Mmm?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Mmm?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} How am I gonna learn not to kill people if you don't let me practice?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} How am I gonna learn not to kill people if you don't let me practice?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Maggie}} ''[whimpers]''</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Maggie}} ''[whimpers <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">in fear</ins>]''</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Marge}} Maggie, Maggie, rest your voice. You're still getting over that laryngitis.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Marge}} Maggie, Maggie, rest your voice. You're still getting over that laryngitis.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Maggie}} Please. Don't let Bart drive. It's too scary. He drives so wiggly and everybody honks at us and yells bad words and shows us fingers!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Maggie}} Please. Don't let Bart drive. It's too scary. He drives so wiggly and everybody honks at us and yells bad words and shows us fingers!</div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key sw_wiki-mw_:diff:version:1.11a:oldid:1439903:newid:1452298 --> </table>

HomerGriffin https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Parahormonal_Activity/Quotes&diff=1439903&oldid=prev 2025-12-15T17:18:12Z

<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Guess Who&#039;s Coming to Skinner|¡The Fall Guy-Yi-Yi!}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Maybe 43 is the year I change my hairstyle. No, I don&#039;t have that kind of...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Guess Who's Coming to Skinner|¡The Fall Guy-Yi-Yi!}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Maybe 43 is the year I change my hairstyle. No, I don't have that kind of courage.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Breakfast me now. I want to escape before the hormone twins come down.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Bart and Lisa are teenagers now, and they've got a lot of confusing feelings.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Feelings I can handle. It's the sounds and the smells that are breaking me.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm driving to school today.<br /> {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Mmm?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} How am I gonna learn not to kill people if you don't let me practice?<br /> {{qf|Maggie}} ''[whimpers]''<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Maggie, Maggie, rest your voice. You're still getting over that laryngitis.<br /> {{qf|Maggie}} Please. Don't let Bart drive. It's too scary. He drives so wiggly and everybody honks at us and yells bad words and shows us fingers!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh. It'll be nice to spend time with people whose hormones aren't completely wackadoodle.<br /> {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} Wackadoodle. My hormones are wackadoodle.<br /> {{qf|[[Bernice Hibbert]]}} As our last eggs circle the drain, let's raise a glass to the big change.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Luann}} You know, I wake up at exactly 3:17 every night. Why 3:17?<br /> {{qf|Bernice}} ''[chuckles]'' I know. And then I can't help but compulsively rearrange the furniture. You know, last night, I created a workstation for the dog.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Heroin. I've heard it's amazing, but I'm not sure it's for me.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' &quot;Hamnesia&quot; is when you can't remember ham!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Is it normal for a boy to look at bunnies with big boobs?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Little boys will stare at a rock if it's got big boobs. Ooh. Look, a rock with big boobs.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm driving to school today.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Got another zit. I'm going to live under a troll bridge.<br /> {{qf|Maggie}} I'm a flower girl, and I want special shoes. Pink with bows and lights and music.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Artie Ziff]]}} These [[Skoochers]] are a revelation. Skooch on, skooch off. Skooch on, skooch off. Marge Simpson? My old crush/obsession/problematic fixation.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[groans]'' Artie, now is not the time to hit on me.<br /> {{qf|Artie Ziff}} Hmm. Not a problem. For the first time in my life, the sight of your face has left me un-smitten. Do I see the flawless young girl whose dental hygienist I bribed for a Dixie cup of her saliva? I do not!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh. I guess that's a good thing.<br /> {{qf|Artie Ziff}} I feel nothing, I tell you. Maybe it's these super cushiony shoes, or maybe it's the teeny-tiny frown line I detect between your eyes. But I feel liberated. Skip with me, salesgirl, skip with me. Whee! Whee!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Don't you take that tone with me, young lady!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} What tone did you take when you found out your mother was a raging hypocrite?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Just because I said one thing and did the opposite, that makes me a hypocrite?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Our son is ruined. Childhood over. Innocence gone. He's going to grow up to be an incel or a sexist jerk or a manosphere guru.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Next time I'll get you a smart stove... then a smart blender... to make smart smoothies... out of intelligent bananas.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You got your first period, and you didn't tell me. Why?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Because you make womanhood seem like the most miserable thing that could happen to a person. But don't worry about it. Coach Krupt was very helpful.<br /> {{qf|[[Coach Krupt]]}} Bombardment of feelings. Bombardment of transitions. Bombardment of we're all here for you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Anyway, I was about to roast this... this beautiful, wonderful man.<br /> {{qf|Everyone}} Aw.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} He's such a good neighborino. ''[crying]'' He lets me borrow stuff, and he loves [[Jesus]] so much. And despite all that, he's my favorite person in the entire world.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hi, I'm Bart. I drove here in a car that I drove.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Carrie|Parahormonal Activity}}}} I'm Carrie. [[Pam Flanders|The bride]] is my sister. We took a limo.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Wow. You were in a car. I'm in a car...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Uh. Mr. Flanders asked me to perform the song &quot;Perfect&quot; by [[Ed Sheeran]].<br /> :''[crowd makes agreeable noises]''<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} I love that song.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} But I'm not gonna do that one.<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Crap!<br /> <br /> {{Season 37|Q}}</div>

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