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-'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]] and [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]. [[Megan Mullally]] is credited, despite not being in the episode.
+'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]] and [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]. [[Megan Mullally]] is credited, despite not appearing in the episode.
 "Parahormonal Activity" was dedicated in memory of architect and designer [[Frank Gehry]], who died on December 5.

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 |airdate= December 14, [[2025]]
 |couchgag= The [[Simpson family]] celebrates [[Marge]]'s 39th, 40th, 41st, 42nd, and 43rd birthdays. On her 43rd birthday, Marge wonders if that is the year she would change her hairstyle, but she abandons the idea, saying she does not have that kind of courage.
-|guests= [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]<br>[[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]]
+|guests= [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]<br>[[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]] (credit only)
 |showrunner1= Matt Selman
 |corunner= Brian Kelley
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 }}
-'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]], [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]], and [[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]].
+'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]] and [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]. [[Megan Mullally]] is credited, despite not being in the episode.
 "Parahormonal Activity" was dedicated in memory of architect and designer [[Frank Gehry]], who died on December 5.
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 == Production ==
 <gallery>
 File:37ABF03 script.jpg
 </gallery>
 == External links ==
 *{{Youtube|n2PWd3PiOi0|Maggie Doesn't Want Bart to Drive Her}}
 *{{Youtube|R6QLtGOgwwk|Maggie FINALLY Speaks! And Throws Bart Under the Bus (Ft. Lindsay Lohan)}}
 {{Images|ep=yes}}
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 |airdate= December 14, [[2025]]
 |couchgag= The [[Simpson family]] celebrates [[Marge]]'s 39th, 40th, 41st, 42nd, and 43rd birthdays. On her 43rd birthday, Marge wonders if that is the year she would change her hairstyle, but she abandons the idea, saying she does not have that kind of courage.
-|guests= [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]
+|guests= [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]<br>[[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]]
 |showrunner1= Matt Selman
 |corunner= Brian Kelley
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 }}
-'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]] and [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]].
+'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]], [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]], and [[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]].
 "Parahormonal Activity" was dedicated in memory of architect and designer [[Frank Gehry]], who died on December 5.

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 |airdate= December 14, [[2025]]
 |couchgag= The [[Simpson family]] celebrates [[Marge]]'s 39th, 40th, 41st, 42nd, and 43rd birthdays. On her 43rd birthday, Marge wonders if that is the year she would change her hairstyle, but she abandons the idea, saying she does not have that kind of courage.
-|guests= [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]<br>[[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]]
+|guests= [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]
 |showrunner1= Matt Selman
 |corunner= Brian Kelley
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 }}
-'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]], [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]], and [[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]].
+'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]] and [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]].
 "Parahormonal Activity" was dedicated in memory of architect and designer [[Frank Gehry]], who died on December 5.

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 The morning after [[Marge]]'s 43rd birthday, the [[Simpson family]] is having breakfast. [[Homer]] worries about his teenage children coming down the stairs because of the noise and the sweat breaking on him. Marge asks him how the wedding vows for [[Ned]] are going, as he is writing them and has found a good mean joke to add. [[Lisa]] and [[Bart]] then come downstairs, with Lisa complaining about acne and other problems of puberty. Marge responds by pointing out that the changes women go through are beautiful and are gifts. Bart asks for more food due to his large appetite, and Marge struggles to keep up with it.
-When Bart goes to get chili out of the cupboard, he is too short to reach it, and Lisa grabs it instead, laughing at how much shorter he is. Bart then grabs the keys, saying he wants to drive to school and that he wants to learn how to not guilt people if they do not let him practice. [[Maggie]] tries to intervene, but Marge stops her because she is still recovering from her {{W|laryngitis}}. Marge tells Bart how he drives weakly and how people insult him and show him the middle finger when he does, after which he reluctantly gives the keys back.
+When Bart goes to get chili out of the cupboard, he is too short to reach it, and Lisa grabs it instead, laughing at how much shorter he is. Bart then grabs the keys, saying he wants to drive to school and that he wants to learn how to not guilt people if they do not let him practice. [[Maggie]] tries to intervene, but Marge stops her because she is still recovering from her {{W|laryngitis}}. Maggie tells Marge how Bart drives weakly and how people insult him and show him the middle finger when he does, after which he reluctantly gives the keys back.
 Marge drives Lisa and Maggie, with Lisa arguing about being chosen to perform at Ned's wedding. Marge points out how much she loved performing with her saxophone and shows Lisa a video on her phone from when Lisa was little. Lisa does not want to do it because everyone's eyes would be on her. When Lisa gets out of the car, Marge reminds her to give her a "Welcome to womanhood" bag in case she has her first period at school.

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 {{EpisodePrevNext|Guess Who's Coming to Skinner|¡The Fall Guy-Yi-Yi!}}
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+{{Noncanon Episode|reason=This episode takes place in the future}}
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 == Plot ==
-The morning after [[Marge]]'s 43rd birthday, the [[Simpsons family]] is having breakfast. [[Homer]] worries about his teenage children coming down the stairs because of the noise and the sweat breaking on him. Marge asks him how the wedding vows for [[Ned]] are going, as he is writing them and has found a good mean joke to add. [[Lisa]] and [[Bart]] then come downstairs, with Lisa complaining about acne and other problems of puberty. Marge responds by pointing out that the changes women go through are beautiful and are gifts. Bart asks for more food due to his large appetite, and Marge struggles to keep up with it.
+The morning after [[Marge]]'s 43rd birthday, the [[Simpson family]] is having breakfast. [[Homer]] worries about his teenage children coming down the stairs because of the noise and the sweat breaking on him. Marge asks him how the wedding vows for [[Ned]] are going, as he is writing them and has found a good mean joke to add. [[Lisa]] and [[Bart]] then come downstairs, with Lisa complaining about acne and other problems of puberty. Marge responds by pointing out that the changes women go through are beautiful and are gifts. Bart asks for more food due to his large appetite, and Marge struggles to keep up with it.
 When Bart goes to get chili out of the cupboard, he is too short to reach it, and Lisa grabs it instead, laughing at how much shorter he is. Bart then grabs the keys, saying he wants to drive to school and that he wants to learn how to not guilt people if they do not let him practice. [[Maggie]] tries to intervene, but Marge stops her because she is still recovering from her {{W|laryngitis}}. Marge tells Bart how he drives weakly and how people insult him and show him the middle finger when he does, after which he reluctantly gives the keys back.

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 |airdate= December 14, [[2025]]
 |couchgag= The [[Simpson family]] celebrated [[Marge]]'s 39th, 40th, 41st, 42nd and 43rd birthday. On the last one, Marge wonders if that is the year she'd change her hairstyle, but she abandones the idea saying she doesn't have that kinda courage.
-|guests= [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]<br>[[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]]
+|guests= [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]]<br>[[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]]<br>[[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]]
 |showrunner1= Matt Selman
 |corunner= Brian Kelley
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 }}
-'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]], [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]], and [[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]].
+'''"Parahormonal Activity"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 37]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the eight-hundred first episode overall. It originally aired on December 14, [[2025]]. The episode was written by [[Loni Steele Sosthand]] and directed by [[Chris Clements]]. It guest stars [[Lindsay Lohan]] as [[Maggie Simpson|Future Maggie]], [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]], and [[Megan Mullally]] as [[Sarah Wiggum]].
 "Parahormonal Activity" was dedicated in memory of architect and designer [[Frank Gehry]], who died on December 5.
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